Welcome, PTT.
The best game thread of them all,
My thread on Haikus.

Just in case you ask,
"What the heck is a haiku?"
Please, stop wondering.

A haiku's a poem.
In it, each line has a set
num. Of syllables.

In the first, it's five.
Next has seven syllables.
And the last has five.

I can hear "BORRING!!!"
Being shouted all out loud.
But wait, there is more.

Type in "sudo mount",
Space, "/dev/djwings",
And cover your ears.

System of a Down...
Loud, noisy, political.
That's my kind of band!

Then, the book Honku.
Zen antidote to road rage.
With timeless stuff like:

"Check Engine light on.
Unscrew dash and stab with pen.
Check Engine light off."

"Seattle traffic-
The only thing capable of
Stopping Microsoft."

"Do you drive it, or
Use it for prostate exams?
What is a Ford Probe?"

The question remains,
Should I keep all of this up?
Or stop the madness?

Nah, you can decide.
Come on, make some up yourself.
It's a piece of cake.

Last edited: Sunday, December 25, 2005 at 4:39:04 PM

*AHEM

Hamster In My Nose

Chicken Dancing In My Room

I can see your ass.

Thank You.

Last edited: Sunday, December 25, 2005 at 4:39:15 PM

^ geek humor.
/dev is a Linux thing,
Ask the Fo Fo Fi.

DJ writes haikus,
and posts them on PTT.
This is truly fun.

Why do I do this?
Maybe I just like to write.
I don't think it's that.

Maybe I am weird.
Now that's a credible guess,
I have OCD.

Meh, I think it's 'cuz
I've got 6 hours to wait
Until Hannukah.

Or maybe it's 'cuz
I wrote quite a few of them
'bout a week ago.

What the heck? Maybe
It's because of both. This ain't
Two radio buttons.

Thought of something weird.
What if improv haikus were
A new kind of rap?

Who's seen "8 Mile"?
Now, imagine Eminem
Spitting out haikus.

"What the hell is this?
Hey, Snoop Dogg got a boob job.
That shirt don't fit you."

That leaves one question:
What'd the DJ be spinning?
Real un-gangsta stuff.

Everything old is new again. :)
http://supra.planetthinktanks2.com/archives/comm-thread.asp?thread=399&forum=4

W00tness KBC.
Now I'm glad I made this thread
'Stead of bumping that.


LSHIHAMB
...Then again, 'twas locked.
Ah well, more credit to me.
Behold, the new thread!

Ubuntu is good,
Free software is good,
Just like Penguins are!

BTW DJ, I have some links to linux apps and games to send you.

Last edited: Sunday, December 25, 2005 at 6:30:45 PM

Thanks a lot, Racer,
But MPlayer's acting up.
Screen goes blank, then freeze.

What a damn bummer,
Now I can't watch M.O.Vs.
All your apps like this?

RealPlayer Gold's nice.
I like it, I'd like it more
If audio worked.

Found this thread today.
Took me about a half-hour.
"High ping" says GQ.

I feel so rank
my brain is melting
cambodia is hot

Don't tick the admin.
He is quick to anger, and
He knows your password.

Ah, that poor DEMO.
BMing the whole scrum match.
"WHY'S MY SCORE ZERO???"

BUMP and get the flag.
Run towards the camper. Juke! Jive!
Bullets in my butt.

I liked tankster's the best, but bullets in my butt is a close second fishtank!

My iPod is neat
four giga-bytes with many songs
led zeppelin all day

VT is quite awesome

It can be good some day may

Be it will fight UF

Thank yay :)

MP3 player.
Got it at Wal-Mart on sale.
Led Zeppelin all day.

Fishtank is awesome
he loves the music I do
led zeppelin all day

Hey, what can I do?
Now's the time. The time is now!
You don't have to go.

Poor misguided folks
Don't appreciate penguins.
Just ask SuperTux.

Spent a few hours
Cleaning up 200 posts,
And no-one noticed!

Have you heard the GNews?
GIMP in version 2.3!
Linux geeks only.

In the eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening...
Duh-nuh-nuh-duh-nuh-ⁿ _u ^h !!!
When the day is done!!

We did the mash!
we did the monsteeeeeer mash
we did the mash!
it was a graveyard smash!
we did the MASH!

^ 0h no, thats not a haiku is it...

Nope thats no haiku
but I do like that song though
so just try harder

Hey, nice job, Eddy.
You managed to sneak one in.
I wonder who saw?

I did!! _{even before you said something about it} XD

Well I have a knack
makin' haikus, impressed eh
that is all, the end