There's something about senseless chaos and destruction that just makes me feel poetic.

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Run fast with the scrum.

I'm about to hit the goal!

Bonk...Cry of anguish!

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I'll quit anytime.

Must perform Think Tanks duty.

I'm not addicted!

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Easy wins at noon.

Well Endowed come to beat me.

Monsters come at night.

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Tank stands still and scores.

It hides within the green rings.

Camper becomes Fox!

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It's seven at night.

Play a quick game of Think Tanks.

What? It's 2 A.M.!

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Okay, it doesn't HAVE to be a haiku, but post your poetic masterpieces!

-macr0t0r

Last edited: Tuesday, January 27, 2004 at 9:17:51 PM

Hehe... That last one is truly inspired.

Camper in my sight

Dodge to the left and back right

Pastry wins outright

Woot! I have the Srum!

Yes! I'm just about to score.

Dang! Shot down by -z-!

I shoot. I get shot.

I die, but I live again.

Reincarnation.

Last edited: Tuesday, January 27, 2004 at 11:19:40 PM

Run like hell.

Get killed just inches short of the most important fooking goal of my life...by a camper...

Pull muscles in my neck...

Smash the mouse onto the desktop so hard that skin peels away from my ring finger......

Assorted glasses, clock, speakers, keyboards, and mice seem to float above the desk for an extended period of time....

Crashing down, the half filled mug of cold coffee overturns and unloads its burden directly into the Nostromo n52....

Screaming, I flip over the soiled controller and eject the coffee by slamming....slamming...slamming onto the desktop...

It is....

It is definitely....

It is definitely time....

It is definitely time to.....

Masturbate.

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Is that art, porn, or just pathetic? Only the moderators know for sure.

Last edited: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 at 1:17:44 AM

Now that is what I call...Scrum Rage! May I suggest an in-room punching bag?

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Six tankers are good.

More come. Chaos becomes thick.

Must leave crowded realm.

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Luck be a lady!

She's not in the mood tonight.

So, I hunt campers.

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Gain and Lose the Scrum.

Joy and Anger felt at once.

My brain snaps. Play more.

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-macr0t0r

Here TG-

I made a special smiley just for you, so you can use this to express how you're feeling

J/k XD

OM

Me with my big tank,

Killing you all and winning,

That's the best there is!

OM,

ROFLOL

ROFLOL!!!!

That is one of the best laughs that I have had in a long time!!!

Oh my god that is funny.

Thanks a bunch OM,

I am keeping that icon.

You are too funny.

TG - Katherine

Have you ever thought that I'm funny? I'm not but the dancing banana is! Wheee!

Getting braver, TG? Cool!

OM, your sense of art surpasses mine. Love that gif! Damn, that's funny.

-macr0t0r

Hmmmm. What kind of thread have I stumbled into here? Is the Child Filter on??

Last edited: Thursday, January 29, 2004 at 4:02:15 PM

@KBC-

Haha! That's funny!

I wasn't going to touch the whole "definitely time to" from TG. Too much dangerous imagery for me there. Hehehe.

Last edited: Thursday, January 29, 2004 at 4:51:13 PM

LMAO!!!

KBC, that is downright classic! I don't know if it is poetic, but it's classic!

-macr0t0r

Well, I started coming up with a haiku... Until I ran into K, OM and KBC's work! Now I can't get anything done. Just gonna try to breathe again!

Oh....My....GOD!!!!!!

Between KBC and OM, I am laughing so hard I cant get anything done.......

ROFLMAO

LSHIHAMB

LSHIHAMB...........

Ugh.....

(SHIHAMB =Laughing So Hard I Had A Mini Barf)

LOL

Ewwww TG!

Ah well.. A slightly topical one given what I've recently been working on...

-Z-

@KBC: LOL! Love that animation! You're praising the dancing banana! Oh thank you! I think you should cometo my forum for that ;)

Just a note for everyone who doesn't know, a haiku is a poem composed of 3 lines, the first having 5 syllables, the second has 7, and the third having 5. Rhyming is not necessary. Anyway, here is mine:

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Shots flying by me

Oh! Area effect hits!

My tank is now dead.

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Abusive player

Swearing at everyone here

Has now been booted.

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I'm out of ideas. ;)

Scrum is very fun

Shoot and run to white dot

Damn pain scored again

No offence nathan..

I'm making stupid haikus by the dozen, that's what. And that last one is true..

Asterisk

Enemy's smoking,

By Fate we must finish him.

Alas! He cliff dives!

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As we near the goal

Time gets relative -

I must perish now.

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Camper's delight,

And whiners always whine,

Scorer is right!

As I click refresh

No servers found

O winter's discontent

The server is down

Riots in Planet TT

End the suffering!!!

Oh no, take cover!

Here comes that Anonymous!

And his evil ways!

He says some bad things,

Here come the moderators,

With their useful skills

Moderators go!

Using weapons on the troll,

Making him just die

Let's all celebrate!

Everyone dances about,

Like the banana! XD

Last edited: Tuesday, March 30, 2004 at 5:39:48 AM

SCRUM BUMS by Paisano®

I'm shooting the player with the scrum

But it's raining pellets on me bum

I turn to see who is the scum

Sure enough, it's Demo (attack)

So I start unloading and fire back

Until he dies like a bum on crack.

(repeat ad nauseum)

8(

Here I sit broken hearted.

Tried to score

But got Bolo'ed by that no good camping bastiage.. Yip!

The end

B-y the looks of it, he is a camper in disguise

O-h sure he is an accomplished player.

L-oves to Battlemode

O-kay then, he will win by any means

Last edited: Tuesday, March 30, 2004 at 3:35:21 PM

Here's 44's:

Ticking clock rushes

Shoot to kill, just need a point

No smokers in sight

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My heavy is big

My barrell pumps the lead out

Run away lights, run

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Am I not heavy?

Yet lights push me like a cloud

Once more in the fog

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Something wicked comes

Blazing lights of speedy white

Slamming, popping, death

Last edited: Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 8:06:31 PM

W00t! This thread is back in actions.

Ummmm....errrrr....crud, no poetry to come into mind.

@TG: What's with the camper accusation to Bolo? Has he changed tactics since I left? He was our main runner in our games. Don't want to start a war, but I'd like to vouch that Bolo is a clean scrummer.

- BombJames Bomb

Combined all of mine into one post and added a couple:

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The Scrum spawns near me,

The Goal is near too, O' joy!

A Freebee is good.

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I run with the Scrum,

Defenders swarm after me, flee!

Who put that cliff there?

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Steal, dodge, weave, duck, jump,

Cannot see the sky thru shells-

Fake the camper, score!

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Bright blues, verdant greens,

Rolling hills rife with lush trees,

Normal, Boring - LUSH

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Dark forbidding skies,

A bright moon lights the dense fog,

Motion slowed - SPOOKY

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Searing red sky above,

Volcanoes tossing lava,

Hard to aim - FRANTIC

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I am no poet,

A programmer, an artist,

Why do I write this?

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Shells explode, tanks die

I weave among the chaos

Leaving wrecks behind

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Sitting on a hill

I aim at tanks far away

Watch them die with joy

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@James,

I don't know what the camper accusation is at bolo, I have never really seen him camp at the goal, lets just say he likes the goal Zone defense. Seems like many of the community keep accusing bolo of camping and he keeps having to defend himself. I was just playing off of PREYs comment directly above mine. I was also including some of Bolo's own words (win by any means). Apparently the joke is only funny to me... Bolo already did a WWF smackdown on me for the "Accusation" and I apologized. FWIW, by his own admission, he is not a squeeky "clean" scrummer, he is willing to push any of the buttons in order to win "by any means" (camping of sorts, diving of sorts, and BM of sorts).

I have yet to meet a scrummer who is squeaky clean....and the quote I will win by any means was taken when I was referring to league games and tourneys...doesnt otherwise apply most of the time so watch ur quotes please...

Stuck in Fort Lewis.

Think Tanks withdrawel sinks in.

Scrums haunt me at night!

- Bomb...James Bomb

Nathan's new terrain

Isn't working well, I need

To fix it quickly.

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Dashing to the goal

Oh dear! Large tree ahead! Must dodge...

Looks like I hit it.

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Modding is a good

Way to relax and become

A Thinktanks hero ;)

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-z- is banning now,

I must flee before he bans

Me too. I'm now scared. :S

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Hehe, I'll make some more up soon.

I get the scrum,

They think killing me will be no problem,

Shots flying past,

I die at last,

Inches from goal,

I curse at their soul,

I land next to srcum

Get killed by Hum.

Last edited: Saturday, June 05, 2004 at 4:05:38 PM

Hey this is in page 4 im bringing it back to 1

YAY

UF/XT/SA Jacob

Asterisk