I have an imposter and now people are starting to like me. I have no idea who it is, but I wish this could stop. You see, I play this game to drive the beautiful lush maps and enjoy the scenery, but now this imposter is beginning to ruin my life. He/she has begun chatting and just yesterday I heard they even scored! I don't understand why this is happening to me.

@ My imposter: Why are you doing this? What have I done to you? Don't you know my mental well being depends wholly on my reputation in this game and you are crushing me? Please stop talking to the following people, as I do not know or even like them. I would never do this to you.

@ 44, fishtank, Blind Cide, Nightmare and others: Please do not chat or listen to this imposter as he attempts to make you laugh, you'll only provoke him further.

@ Demo (Poorbabies), Demo (Hezbollah), Demo (poop): Aah my true friends, it is now that I need you more than ever. I know your nurturing and wisdom will carry me through this bleak period.

.@ All: Apologies for anything my imposter has said or done to you. I can assure it is not me. I try to lead a quiet, personal life and this person/thing has broken down years of solitude.

Thanks

-3

PS. Please do not post any screenies here. You'll only further this sicko's cause. Instead, e-mail them to me at work at oregoncitydragqueens.com.

Last edited: Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 12:04:31 AM

Dagnabbit!
When is someone going to imposter me??? :P

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.It might be a girl ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

^ Haha, got you there, war :P

Nah, I still hate you XD

Ah the wisdom of those tree demoes. They have guided me through great adventures on the sides of maps. It is good to see you are great friends with them. I am sure they will be able to help you stop that imposter from chatting with their unique and marvelous skills of flooding the chat.

-AO

I must have ran into your imposter the other day, as I remember hitting the "lol" hotkey several times. Sorry for provoking him. I could have sworn that was you, though. His tank is slow and doesn't shoot well, just like yours. Perhaps that midget you keep in your closet is sneaking onto your computer while you're at work counceling wayward Drag Queens. If that's the case, tell him I said "hi".

GUIDE: How To Prevent Being Impostered + How To React When You're Impostered

Thats stupid cas. Dosen't work for me. XO :)

Now it all makes sense... I was wondering why you were being a bit more "friendly" than usual these past few nights... Kinda got my hopes up there... You brought such interesting toys...

Here's my simple 3-step guide to dealing with impostors!

Step 1: Crawl Into Bed :)

Step 2: Turn Off Your Computer and the Lights 8(

Step 3: Have an embarrasing accident. Like this > X/

However, if it's a girl, ask her out and play Mr. Smooth. Like this > B)

Man I'm good! Especially with the emoticons XD

Wow alll I do to stop imposters is use the option letters ©¥¨?ƒ?åß?ƒß?©???ƒ¥

Don't worry Three, I will BM every player with the name Three on every game and if he says that it's really you I won't believe him...hehe. XD I hope everyone does the same and BM every Three player they see...hehe ;) B)