This is how you play

1st person:I blew you apart and slew your heart!

2nd person:I hope you tried not to fart!

3rd person: did you count all the parts?

4th person: NEW ONE! Got milk?

5th person: yep! Its smooth as silk!
And so on.
1 rule so it doesnt get locked: can't insult peoples familys and cant get dirty or anything.
EDIT: YOU CAN NOT DO ORANGE!

Last edited: Thursday, July 14, 2005 at 9:50:23 AM

What? %)

Waddya mean what? XD :P

What do you mean what?
I will punch you right in the gut!
in a snap to your but,
I will make you one way or another get cut,
dont try to uncut
as you will find yourself in a forfeit!
and a ticket
for a visit
for a budget
for a vomit
in a toilet!
so now you are quiet ?
good riddance you maggot!

_{(no offense meant)}

New one: im gonna shoot you with a laser
then you gonna be a crazer
how about another razor
to shave that hair off your facer
better get some more shaving cream
I hope you wont have to dream
that your face is all clean!

^ rhyming with lazer ends up to rhyme with clean.......

Anyway... Here is one I made up on the spot for "mission"

Big Show's on a mission
caught with great ambition
he dont need permission
to pound me to submission
but sadly this edition
wont give me demolition
to big show's recognition
hes out of ammunition
I have this proposition
that needs no definition
except big show's disposition
ends up an expedition
since I am no magician
I dont have no tradition
but big show's intuition
forgot to press ignition
so hence big show's condition
hes now a politician
without a composition
he meets some opposition
so I must say in remission
thats a terrible transition

Thank you Than you! :P

_{no offence ment if you get it :P}

Last edited: Friday, July 22, 2005 at 9:27:01 AM

He didn't ask permission?
To pound you to submission?
I never knew he had ambition...

I like the word orange
but I like solange

Warfare whacks Gamera316(ST) with a door hinge!

My letter to burger king:

My name is jack
Then I had a big-mac.
And when I ate that crap
I threw it up in the back.

-arthur

Last edited: Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 6:33:27 PM

Except burger king doesnt sell big macs....
only mcdonalds does...

Right thats why it was a letter to bk

If I could lock this thread I would have

Start with this:

The medal he won was silver...

But then he had failure of liver
XD

Here's one adios asmodeus

Last edited: Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 4:11:34 PM

The ricehst roman was crasseus!

(liver doesn't rhyme with silver, sry.)

That roman was the nastiest...

Sure it does, maybe not everyone talks with a texan accent... %)
now if you really want to talk about what doesnt rhyme, your rhyme above...
a word that ends with "s" does not rhyme with a word that ends in "t" by definition.....

Who he is I havent the foggiest

I know, I know... It was near rhyme. Thought I'd get called on that...

But his drinks made him the groggiest.

That roman wasent the nastyest he was the one who wanted the throne known as crasseus 8(

New one. Wonder which page this was on?
oh gee I thought it was gone
I looked in my profile to find that dawn
had come to my thread, oh boy im very fond
of this thread of mine, I thought we had a bomb
but oh well.. The time has come
for this dear thread of mine.

Oh and ::BUMP::
KEEP IT GOING

It just takes more than knowing
that your reflexes are slowing
you aint no longer flowing
or owing like a boeing
so since you are forgoing
you should take up sewing
or even maybe rowing
but one thing is for throwing
you surely have stopped glowing
since you clearly have stopped growing

XD

Da da da da da di di da da di da da da da weshould all be going!

THATS ALL FOR NOW FOLKS!
(eh.. Whats up Doc?)

I pummel him with yolks.

(Note that you can name the man anything you like)

He looked in the jar
But he didn't go far
That toxic smell
Made him feel unwell
He felt so sick
He must die quick
He dug up his grave
Then he found some money to save
He dropped them in that hole
And did a roll
Into the soil
When he thought he would boil
In the sun
But the sun had to run
As the rain came
The man thought the same
He would boil
In soil
He screamed like a girl
His head in a wirl
He was cold by morn
Heart was torn
He was wrong
Looking among
The wet grass
Then poof
The man cried oof!
He had fallen off his bed
His little head
Was dreaming bad dreams
So this means
It was not real
Time for your meal!
Cried his mom
Wake up said his son
He looked at the clock
In a shock
IT WAS 12:00!!!!!!!!
He stood still like a rock
Then he said oh great
And went downstairs and ate
His lunch
With his family bunch

I'm being creative here...I know its long but I couldn't stop :P

Give me a hunch on what was for brunch!

Or maybe a punch for eating your lunch!

Hawiian punch in the best at lunch,
When I hear no crunch,
that means no munch.
I ate rice cereal,
It tasted like box material,
I washed it down with some antibacterial.

This is all crap material. :P