This is how you play

1st person:I blew you apart and slew your heart!

2nd person:I hope you tried not to fart!

3rd person: did you count all the parts?

4th person: NEW ONE! Got milk?

5th person: yep! Its smooth as silk!
And so on.
1 rule so it doesnt get locked: can't insult peoples familys and cant get dirty or anything.
EDIT: YOU CAN NOT DO ORANGE!

Last edited: Thursday, July 14, 2005 at 9:50:23 AM

But maybe not,
we are not sure
ofcourse we could shoot him more !

Warfare saw me so he quickly sped.
Im not sure what happened but he lost his head.

Last edited: Friday, July 15, 2005 at 1:32:03 PM

Maybe he needed to pee
and then he went to his home stead
to go to the toilet,
and let his uncle boil it

Dude, dont spoil it
let alone soil it

New:I like to kiss nerds %)

Watch out for that herd

Since John Kerry is a turd

Fo shizzle

My nizzle
and flip him the bird

Dont forget a wild african swallow
Maybe even a ball o marshmellow

And then kerry turned yellow
Bush got hit by a rock
And so he said "fock"

Before the chicken said "bock"

Im just sitting at the dock
Hey look a flock
OMG its Spock!

There's spam in my inbox,
So I put Bush on "block"!

Explaining the knock
on the door and then shot
meathead in the face
what a disgrace

I whacked u with a rune mace!(runescape)

And I put a hole o'so in ya face!
Couple a' shotz mo' and out ya brains.
Now there's spam all ova' hiz face.

New one ( please make rhymes that actually make a story, the previous story made no sense at all %) ):

Once upon a time I
got hit by a little globin right in the thigh

I thought I was high.

Then I remembered I
'd been smokin' all night...

And I thought I would die
so then I would try
to move to america the home of apple pie

What a horrible thing, I thought I'd cry! :S

Warfare is so sly

I think we all better die,
after we eat at the home of apple pie
acttually I think ^ can fry %)

I think Ill blow ^ to the sky
or stab him in the eye
I do not lie
Im the perfect spy

By and by
through low and high
there is no such thing as perfect spy
unless you can make much more rye
I think its time, tis time to fly
but dont blame me I wouldent lie
just ask someone oh my oh my

:P

Yep, were are all defintly going to die,
after that we wont be able to cry,
we are all going to sigh and say,Bye!

I still have hope so I will try
I wont give up till I die

Do we like our apple pies fried?

OMG Warfare just died!

Omg what I stupid kid
anyone want to bet on that?
If you do ill include a free hat
and we can all whack him with a bat!
He is the worlds biggest prat.
Oh and don't forget hes fat!
'Cause when he sat on his cat,
he got alotta scratch
his cat was all patched
Because fat Meathead sat on his cat

Last edited: Monday, July 18, 2005 at 7:19:27 AM

As meathead sat on his cat,
he went to try out a hat,
that was as big as his bat,
hidden inside was a rat,
that was truly , enormously fat,
that scared meathead right off of his cat,
so he hit the cat with a bat,
cuz his cat ate his dinner (the rat),

^ now thats phat!!

War, ya think ya like that?
Then come back, I guarantee that
You gon' talk like that, you'll love this crap... [Take it, Brown!]

That song made me frown! :(

My turds are brown!

You just got Powned

That made my frown
turn upside down!

Turds are brown!...get out of town!.........The night was dark, the sky was blue........around the corner a TT flew!.........it hit the curb, a scream was heard..........Pyronin, SoapScrum, Warfare and gang....were hit by Big Show's brown flying turd!!!.........Pete and Repeat were on Green, Pete was killed in Liar.......who is left???????????

You you big fat buckeroo

No, hes a suckeroo

How about a cluckeroo?

That's some poo.

It looks like a kangaroo

New one: I am the best

Wuzup Dawg, yo under arrest!
so come along quietly, or face a detest
you aint gotta chance at no stinking protest
you'll die like the rest when you mess with the best

"But im only a guest!
what did I do to detest
And make a big ol' protest?
When I mess with the best?
I beg to detest but
I have to protest
to something you should be under arrest!"

Big show and me, we rap and we jest
then the other guys here, they lack the right zest
im not here to attest that your rhymes may impress
they dont even request to leave the midwest
this isnt a fest so here take this test
but since you are here I just might suggest
to send you away to take on this quest
are you ready? Lest are you listening? Yes?
get out of my style or get a bullet proof vest!
forgive me my threats, I just need some rest...

Last edited: Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 12:44:06 PM

So you think I'll request
a cowardly bullet proof vest?
You better get a bloodtest,
this I really, really suggeest,
since I did infest
the big fat juicy chicken breast,
that I made you ingest.
Now having addressed,
you should now be impressed.

New One: (words that rhyme with est is getting old...)

Now it's on as of yet!
care to place your best bet?
here's a tip you dont get
I've got the number one set
of rhymes and your debt
but wait dont forget
you need a really big jet
or a big cigarette to even regret
buiding up a big sweat to cut this thick net
oh this isnt fair, havent we met?
tape this cassette in your minds silhouette
I made these jamz up, you get the diskette
but dont you turn violet, and dont get upset
I think you'd still beat me at a game of roulette!

Last edited: Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 1:13:44 PM