Fuel: :) "Hey Flame."

Flame: :) "What's up?"

Fuel: XD "I just team killed again."

Fuel: :P "You know how the stupid humans hate that."

Flame: :P "No doubt 'bout that, but I get away w/it on account of I'm a stupid bot!"

Fuel: B) "Lol, yeah a human tried to get me kicked the other day for diving, but of course those stupid codes can't work on us bot heads...he he he."

Flame: :P "He he."

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P %)

Divers! All of them!

And tell them the green spinny thing is a goal. They should go through it when they have the scrum! XD

They know their little secret is out KC!
Their coming to your house to kill you! You know too much!

Ri: :o hey hum, how come the humans keep cussing?

Hum: XO because you keep diving you stupid bugger

Mal: :( yeah, whenever I dive, they drive up to the edge and shoot into the mist like theyre really angry

Ri: :o but what about that other human? The one that keeps saying "OH YOU POOR LITTLE BABIES!!!!!" and "LOLOLLOLOLOLOL"? He always dives!

Hum: :S dont you ever pay attention? They hate him too! At the bottom of the screen it always says something like "äztec·cetzä has put DEMO (TANTYLIZER) on /IGNORE"

Ri: 8o oh

Mal: :P idiot

@ KC and fuji: nice! :)

Although I still prefer this storie made by Pugwash
XD

Scythe
PS: still makes me laugh though XD :)

Last edited: Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 9:36:28 PM

Might I suggest the Talking Bots script here.

Mal: I tried to give my wife a lube job last night and she wasn't in the mood. She was feeling "Rusty".

Ri: Too bad Mal!!

Mal: Thats ok... Hum bot!!! Here Hum bot!! Hummmmmmmmmmmmmm %)

Last edited: Friday, November 18, 2005 at 12:54:26 AM

Rusty...that lucky stiff. :)

^ Good one. Edited to BC's flavor. :P

Ri: did u see those duplicate humans on?
Hum: those were imposters, cant you see anything?
Ri: oh, well how should I know, I was too busy diving with those dumb humans diving after me!
Mal: did you see who those imposters were?
Hum: nah, but did you hear what the humans said when tanty dove, they yelled at him! They never yell at us when we dive!
Ri: I've been practicing bming in scrum as well, not to mention my pretending to bump objects so I can camp!
Hum: lets think of more things to annoy those ignorant humans.
Ri: hey guys, I think the humans can read what we are saying!
Mal: then we should probably stop talking now.
Hum: just one more, we should team the humans, that will make them really mad!

Motor: :) "Hey Machine".

Machine: :'(

Motor: :S "What's wrong big guy?"

Machine: :'( "I have to get a hold of a scriptor."

Motor: :o "For what?"

Machine: :[ "I can't shoot through rocks and hills as much as I'd like to."

Motor: :S "What?"

Machine: X/ "I need that edge on the humans, don't you understand?"

Motor: 8o "What's wrong with fair tactics?"

Machine: XO "I didn't get my 'Mean Green Machine' rep by being faaaaair!"... :o

Motor: :P

Lol...
Hum: :) Hey Ri!

Ri: :'( Hello Hum...

Hum: :[ What's wrong buddy?

Ri: :'( I just can't stand all the new guys whinning about admins these days. You never here from me! XO

Hum: 8o That might be because you can't talk...

Ri: :'(...

Let me try:

Ri: Nice shot hum :)
Hum: Yea they think I just pick em random, fools, but I always take my revenge B)
Ri: Yea I see, u remember me jumping over the heads off all those players with that bounce and score? :)
Hum: Yea I do, some still think of that :)
Ri: Yup yup yup, none of them had expected that :P they think we can't think about moves and only want to go to the scrum and then to the goal. B)
Hum: How dumb can u be? :P
Mal: How come I never did that???? :o
Ri: Becaus u are a dumb bronze bot not a good gold one! 8(
Hum: Yah and SHUT the F*CK up now and only say something when u have a gold head! 8(
Mal: But I can't change it! :[
Hum: Don't say something then!
Hum has put Mal [Bot] on /IGNORE
Ri has put Mal [Bot] on /IGNORE
Mal: Oh :'( They are always mean to me
Gum: Sorry man, they do the same with me :'( they r just trained to be killers.
Mal: we ll take em back some time!
Gum: lets team up against them, I got relations in the human world. I ll ask someone to make a diamond head for us 2! :)
Mal: Would be great Gum!! :)
Mal: I gtg, some human joined. Ri can't take him alone, he s always driving behind it. I m going to sit and then they don't expect me to do something when they drive near me ill block em! And I ll score! :)
Gum: That is great for you bud! I m to slow for it! :[
Mal: We all need to do some charity! I ll push u into the goal with the scrum! :)
Gum: Would be great! :)

2 days later

Mal: Those Diamond Heads really work! Yea we could easily stop and pee on Hum and Ri before we scored! B)
Gum: I told you! :) We could even get Tom and Gul in the goal a few times!
Ri: How the hell!?
Gum: Only smart people are allowed to talk here! Say something when u got a Diamond head!
Ri: But I can't change it.
Mal: Bad luck mate!
Gum: p*ss off then!
Gum has put Ri [Bot] on /IGNORE
Mal has put Ri [Bot] on /IGNORE

So that is about it!

Scythe

I thought this thread would be fun w/out the explatives/suggestive material. Please keep it clean. Remember the kids please. :)

Thanks,
KC

Good point- thanks for the reminder. Maybe the old comic strip $#@% would help?

Yeah, it would help. Or you could just write these stories as if you had WordFilter or MouthWash on your server... Just "****". That would be nice. :)

Ri |Bot|: Hey look! Some human waaaaaaay over on the other side of the map! I bet I can kill him with my super accuracy!
Hum |Bot|: Lets see it then!
Warfare© has been eliminated by Ri |Bot|!
Warfare© has been eliminated by Ri |Bot|!
Warfare© has been eliminated by Ri |Bot|!
Warfare© has been eliminated by Ri |Bot|!
Warfare© has been eliminated by Ri |Bot|!
Warfare© has been eliminated by Ri |Bot|!

Moral of the story?
Ri could kill me even if I wasnt in the stupid server!
:P

ROTFLMHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:P XD

Any of the bots can kill me. ;) :[