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He went on the floor, started dancing and tore..
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His beautiful tux more and more.
EDIT:
I keep editing mine 'cause everyone edited theirs and I end up way behind. My sincere apologies :).
/¯/¯/ed
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See the edit...
Better start a new one:
While strolling one day in a park...
A jolly fellow found a lark
Pray to GOD for him to reveal himself to you.
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The lark looked at him...
And started to grin
And never came back to the park. :)
New one:
There was a new man named troy who... :)
my blaster will destroy u!
Had a bird that could sing to you
Pray to GOD for him to reveal himself to you.
But once it was dark...
The chirp turned to bark
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Ran up and exploded on you!
There was once was a boy named Orange....
Muhahaha.
Who discovered his mother was for'n... (hah, close enough I say)
Witch he killed a guy named torn
At the very spot he was born
Campers should be impaled, roasted over a fire, all hairs plucked out, and set on fire.
The mom of the dog hates orange.
(random yes but that whole one was random)
Pray to GOD for him to reveal himself to you.
Orange = door hinge... Roughly.
There once was a very red pen
Pardon my rudeness, I cannot abide useless people.
Who practiced Buddhism and Zen
The pen wrote novels
Pray to GOD for him to reveal himself to you.
About pencils that groveled
And a limerick writer named Ben.
Pen pen pen pen pen pen pen pen.
Pray to GOD for him to reveal himself to you.
A fool types the word "pen" eight times...
But so does a monkey's thighs
Pardon my rudeness, I cannot abide useless people.
A person goes shopping and after several hi's
Campers should be impaled, roasted over a fire, all hairs plucked out, and set on fire.
Heres one
"Dear Mike"
Aaron Crate
Hey look everyone it's Michael;
A name that will ever recycle.
What you don't want to do
Is disown him this breaux.
Just don't forget it's his schmeichel.
-A Limerick
I love my randylion
New one: There once was a big little rabbit
Well he was big and little dagnabbit
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Who got tabbed by a medium sized wabbit
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Challenge your noggin... Contribute the next line of the limerick.
EDIT: Here's the format
A diner while dining at Crewe
Found a very large mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout
And wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one too.
Da DA da da DA da da DA (8 syllables)
da DA da da DA da da DA (8 syllables)
da DA da da DA (5 syllables)
da DA da da DA (5 syllables)
da DA da da DA da da DA (8 syllables)
I'll start:
There was a young fellow from France...
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