Was just feeling a little goofy today so I wrote this poem:

Heavys Need Love Too (by piglet)

Heavys are big
Heavys are tall
On the subject of speed
...Well we're not fast at all

We're thick-skinned and tough
With big guns to boot
Don't get in our way
Or we may have to shoot

We're always out-numbered
Lights here and lights there
They attack us in droves
They just don't seem to care

There's no place to hide
For an eighty ton giant
We're a big easy target
The lights are defiant

They drive 'round us in circles
And keep us real busy
We'd shoot back if we could
But we're just too damn dizzy

A heavy is good
To have on your team
When the enemy snipes
We're the first ones they see

But when the team is in trouble
And black smoke fills the sky
A heavy won't quit
We never say die

We are tanks of honor
The proud and the few
But please understand
Heavys need love, too!

The End

Way to go big guy! (wipes tear from corner of eye...)

I know how heavys always have troubles with big BM servers and I kind of know how you feel, when I'm on Lepeord Lair I always seem to be surrounded by many tanks, I sometimes make it out but if I do, I'll be very smoky. Don't think that all light tanks are cowards and always hide on the cliffs if they are smoking, I myself rush into battle even though I know for a fact one hit could do me in. I'm surprised sometimes how much of a beating a heavy can do, I could never really solo any heavy that had any experience in the game. Heavys are wonderful powerful tanks, they do there job in BM and I would be very glad to have one on my team I would stay by it's side and protect it from any mass attacks, as long as I can be of service I will help.

Yeah finally respect for the heavies woot. This makes me want to continue to be heavy, I almost lost all hope in them. Thanks man you really made me love my heavy against I was so close to going to the dark side (for you dumb people that means to a light tank), but now I am a heavy at heart once again.

Lol well done piglet! :P

No offense to heavies...

Lights are small
lights are fast
lights are good
for shooting in the ass

In the game of scrum
lights are power
they can score
without taking an hour

Our ammo is weak
our health is junk
but we just love
the timely BUMP

Sometimes we boast
sometimes we are bitter
but we show respect
when facing quitter

(corny I know)

B

@¬ piglet®
awesome effort on the creative writing skills!
@Bolo
would like to see more on the light, got any left in there?
:P
DrSawbones(UF)

Did you know heavies can fly? Yep that's right! Try Flight School, you'll see!

Finally respect for a heavy player.makes me feel alot better when I go in lepeords team battle server XD

HAHAHAHAHAHAH (cute)

Last edited: Monday, April 04, 2005 at 8:12:05 PM

Thanks for the compliments everyone. Good job on the light poem Bolo. And, GODZILLA, I don't go to Lep's Lair very often... I get a headache from the rattling of too many light shells hitting my tank! :S

Wow piglet that was a poem well done. That was great man. XD B)

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Last edited: Tuesday, April 05, 2005 at 1:48:48 AM

Lol, that was great! :P

Nice poem...