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http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/04/chimp.attack.ap/index.html

Severed testicles. Ooof.

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes.

Invite a retard to a picnic and you'd better expect to get drool in the potato salad.

Friday, March 04, 2005 at 12:22:13 PM

WOW! Monkey I never knew you whre like THAT! XD
Eagle

Friday, March 04, 2005 at 1:01:23 PM

Ya it sure don't pay to piss off the monkeys
And he always seemed such a quiet well mannered fellow
Hmmmm
Roo

 

Friday, March 04, 2005 at 1:10:52 PM

And there's some more interesting information to be gleened.

 

...Moe, a 39-year-old chimpanzee...

 

Another identity revealed. XD

Friday, March 04, 2005 at 1:17:43 PM

It bit his nuts off...damn. That's messed up.

Friday, March 04, 2005 at 1:17:50 PM

Yup I'm hiding.....(hehe)

 

Friday, March 04, 2005 at 1:20:26 PM
MOE

Hey..moe was having a ball untill he got shot.....

Friday, March 04, 2005 at 1:21:16 PM

Lol, Moe, he was having 2. Or is my comment inappropriate for this thread?

Friday, March 04, 2005 at 1:30:22 PM

I just want to say.... Yuck.

Friday, March 04, 2005 at 1:49:49 PM

 

 

St. James Davis had severe facial injuries and would require extensive surgery in an attempt to reattach his nose, Dr. Maureen Martin of Kern Medical Center told KGET-TV of Bakersfield. His testicles and a foot also were severed, Kern County Sheriff's Cmdr. Hal Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian.

 

Hey look! I have your nose!

 

Friday, March 04, 2005 at 3:00:43 PM
doc

And remember all IM is one of the tamer members of FAT.. Lol

 

Friday, March 04, 2005 at 4:41:51 PM

LOLLOLLOLLOL.

Monday, March 07, 2005 at 5:02:45 PM
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And in further developments, Lorena Bobbit joined PETA today.

Monday, March 07, 2005 at 5:11:05 PM
...

Monkeys are a peaceful bunch, unless provoked. :P

 

"Everybody was trying to get the chimp off," Chealander said.

 

Well, I guess it was his birthday.
XD

 

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