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Not another infomercial :/.

Friday, August 05, 2005 at 7:16:22 PM

And if you act now, I'll throw in a special order of Chef Tony's Amazing never-dull knives! These things are amazing! Watch me cut a rubber boot with a knife, then proceed to cut a tomato!

But hurry - there are only seconds left. Although we'll say this at the end of every infomercial, you ONLY HAVE SECONDS LEFT! I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!

Friday, August 05, 2005 at 8:17:50 PM

LMAO!! Nice one nate...


Friday, August 05, 2005 at 8:52:20 PM

LOL!

 

The only thing that beats this deal is TWO OF A KIND! That's right! JMI will give you a completely unedited, untouched, unBELIEVABLE second mod pack absolutely free!

 


Call now for details! We accept all major credit cards! But hurry, this offer ends SOON!

 

Friday, August 05, 2005 at 10:24:32 PM

I once whatched a movie about Benidict Arnold.
At the end it said, "Benidict Arnold suffered the price of treason....... BUT YOU CAN OWN IT FOR ONLY 29.99!!"

More on topic:
Call 1-800-WATS-A-MOD
Thats 1-800-WATS-A-MOD
Please send your credit card, ID Drivers liscense, and check or money order!!

Friday, August 05, 2005 at 11:03:27 PM

^ Uh you forgot their card code, you also need it... You can also gimme all your money, that could be a payment too XD


Friday, August 05, 2005 at 11:46:35 PM

But wait, thats not all!
If you act right now, you will also recieve a slightly used sock, only avaliable now thru this special offer, since warfare is doing his laundry!
And you will also have the opportunity to buy art crazy's furniture! One for the price of Two! Dont think, just order!
but if this offer doesnt completely satisfy you, we will refund all of your money in 10 years prior to purchase!

 

 

 

 

Last edited: Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 1:18:05 AM

Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 1:17:26 AM

O.K. If people continue to use this forum as a joke farm, I will delete all coments from this thread. Do not post anything here except feedback about yor mod experience.

Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 1:43:51 AM

You brought it on yourself. The minute you said "oven-fresh mod", that was an invitation to us. Heh.

Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 2:38:35 AM

 

 

O.K. If people continue to use this forum as a joke farm, I will delete all coments from this thread.

 


lol, you can't do that. You're not a moderator.
And ^ pretty much said it all.

 

Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 3:28:28 AM

Thats it. I have closed down the link. You are an unworthy crowd.

Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 1:49:43 PM

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