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LOL kbc... Thanks for sharing....
Katherine
Ööm... Didn't know that there were so freaking many weird words in english!
PS: That reminds me of where I actually saw thinktanks first time, in magazine.
You don't have to let go of one rope before grabbing the other. But you'll have to let go of one if you want to swing forward.
I forgot how I found ThinkTanks...
Anyway,funny post! The russian language is sure a funny one!
Umm...okay. They lost me after the caterpillar part. :S
There's nothing funny about Russian. I took a semester of it in college and it dang near laid me to waste. What's funny is how some dude tried to translate it into English with the "Sure, boss, I'm fluent in English" line. ;)
What's important to note is that only the medium and heavy tank are featured on the cover graphic. Russians laugh at your puny light tanks. Heavy tank strong like Mother Russia!
Last edited: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 at 5:41:25 AM
Lol rabaan... Two semesters in high school of russian and all I got was this dumb t-shirt.
I think that this is a product of an automated browser translator.
"do battle...with the equipped regime of the online net"
Not trying to knock Russian. Just thought the online translators came up with some pretty funny descriptions.
56k used Bablefish & I used PROMT-Online.
BTW, we've got a Russian member. His name is Vosmy. His website is listed in his profile. I pulled this I-Pod toting gerbilofdeathish illustration from it! Very cool!
I know this is a one liner but:
wow.
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Don't know if anyone remembers it, but Jacob® found the Russian version of ThinkTanks back in October.
56k was able to find the product description from the picture's url. Thought people would get a kick out of the translations. --
"Take under your control the iron machine clanking by caterpillars and leave for the place of combat battles, resounding in it swelled and the dust of its enemies - and this tens of zhazhdushchikh destruction of tanks!
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Yes! You entered boldly!
They wanted to live in the manner that this it wants you, but others did not agree with your solution. They collected council and was made the decision - to punish you for the disobedience, after leading sentence "complete liquidation of defector" for the performance. Now you are one on the way to freedom, and to await aid nowhere, only which remains, this to extinguish their stupid luster in the eyes, and to convert all the discordant with you into the useless heaps of iron, unnecessary fragments of metal, with relish smoked by your destructive weapon."
...and even more translations:
Uniqueness and variety of tanks will pleasantly strike you, after making possible to plenty war not only with the computer enemies, but also with the real people in the equipped regime of net game. The principle of game is sufficiently simple: You are one in the abyss of the war shooting, when the cluster of enemies is moved on you from all sides, and which remains to make to you all, this to pitilessly demolish enemies! But from what all this folly did begin? It is commonplace, you simply ceased to be similar as all those foolish lyudishki, which sit in their small and malicious tanchikakh.
Special features of the game:
¥ The set of the diverse levels, which more greatly resemble tens of completely different it is world, where customary to us the rules of gravity do not always correspond to those standards, which observes humanity on the small and green planet "Earth".
¥ Many bonuses, after selecting which you will obtain different forms of instruments for the most comfortable liquidation of diverse enemies, on small green tanchikakh.
Something about that last feature makes me uncomfortable. :o