@ all the girls of tt what is your idea of the perfect man? I prefer my men like my coffee (hot ,strong and sweet) XD XD XD

The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side. He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride

The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too. He'll do anything in his power To show his love to you.

The perfect man is sweet, Writing poetry from your name. He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain.

He has never made you cry Or hurt you in any way. Oh, "to hell with this stupid poem,"

"Cause the perfect man is gay!" XD ;) XD ;) XD ;)

Lets see what worms come out of this can !!!!!! ;) ;)

Lol, thats evil.

The perfect man u describe has yet to be BORN

Nah she got it. Guys like that are born every now and then, but.... They're Gay. So ya'll just have to settle for us..... Mwuah ha ha ha ha

The perfect man is gay, if not gay, then he is either Paisano or James Bomb......

Last edited: Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 12:08:59 AM

OK, truth be told, the perfect man is a woMan.

 

@TG

Wow...I am humbled and flattered... Thanks!

I have been acused of being a girly man by my more burly and macho Italian friends.

I am perhaps too in touch with my feminine side, I guess.

I prefer watching Lifetime television (NOT just for women!) over sports on ocassion! (Especially if a Danielle Steel movie is on!)

I think ABBA is just FABulous!!!

I enjoy watching the Food Channel....and all those decoration/renovation shows.

I think it takes a strong man to show his weaknesses.

(taking off my dress now)

;)

I don't know anything about the perfect man but, I think we all know that yardwork is important. Curb appeal makes your home a happy place. When things get out of hand, MOE can get the job done. Just look at the great job he's doing with the yardwork at Miss Kitty's!

Lmao

Mrs. Rabban is happy enough. :)

KBC, can you send MOE over to my house? I am in need of a summer trim......

Yes, YOU'RE ALL GAY! ;)

@ KillinBrainCells..Just when I thought I'd seen it all...LMAO

 

@ Tankgirl |K8| It could be worse...

 

@ tankgirl I can highly recommend MOE for your summer trim XD while he is there get him and KBC to do their exotic dance for you too. Well worth every penny/cent XD XD ;) ;)

@ KBC where did you get that pic I told MOE not to show it round rotfl ;) just incase fatman saw it XD XD ;)

You know, I think it is funny that a woman would expect the perfect man to be gay. But then, does she want a man or another girlfriend? %)

I'm starting a new career in landscaping

Ummmmm...

 

 

For the life of me, I'm trying to figure out if this is a good thing or not. :o Always love catching the eye of K8, but am I gay-like or something?

Women are just as messed up as men: they don't know what they really want until they get it! Yah, poetry, mom's best friendsomehow, writing a poem that I would be her Mom's best friend never got me anywhere in the dating scene. Although I will confess that women are practically aroused by a man that can cook.

@KBC: Classic, as always! Where do you find this stuff?

- BombJames Bomb

@JB

Yeah, you do seem a little light in the loafers, but don't take that as a bad thing. You just seem very sweet....(I don't mean that in a gay way!)!

I've been acused of the same thing...so join the club.

Wanna go see a Liza Minelli concert together?

Just kidding...of course.

;)

I just asked my wife for her input:

She said, "anybody who doesn't play tanks all the time."

Except for that, I may be perfect.

May I giggle at 44's wife?

<giggle>

 

Hey, to be frank...i could really use a trim too Moe...i'm starting to look like a wookie down there...and small animals are getting all tangled up in that mess. Other than a really hairy bush, and the fact that im 3 feet tall and 400 lbs....i may be....aw, who the hell am I kiddin....im a goddam wreck.

Ps. The perfect man is most definitely gay.

@ All,

 

 

How many of you men are gay? Come on a show of hands, including the closet ones too, please don't hide - be proud!!!!

(SA)lauryn^TM

LOL James, fear not, you are a hetero man..... Just kinda gay(ish)...... LOL.

(Just kidding James... But I bet you cry at sad movies eh?)

@MOE, I swear to god I am going to have nightmares about that picture. I imagine the image has been photoshopped... If not... YIKES!!!!!!!!! She looks like a Chia Pet on little Chia Steroids.

@All, The perfect man is masculine and in touch with his feminine side. Plain and simple. Rugged, smart, funny, and sensitive..... A major turn on.

Katherine the Lipstick Lesbian... What the hell does a lesbian know about men you say? Actually, more than most men know about themselves.

Y'all are a funny species.... Incredible in many ways, but y'all get stinky too quickly. :)

It would be very interesting to have a real discussion about what is good and bad about men and women.

"get stinky too quickly" are you implying that I'm "easy" TG? Have you been talking to 44?

Im not THAT easy...but I am a sucker for romantic movies, longs walks on the beach, and cuddling...

Does that make me easy?

Stinky

Ps. How come im not on your perfect man / possible homo list? Is it because I'm hideously deformed?

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My A-Z for the perfect man !!!

A bsolutely amazing

B eautiful

C osmic under the stars

D ashing

E verlasting

F orever

G ood (in bed!)

H ot, helping hands

I ntelligent

J oking around sometimes

K ind, a kindred spirit

L over, the perfect

M agic, not macho

N othing less then the best for me

O ut of this world gorgeous

P erfect

Q uiet, but not quick

R omantic

S exy

T rue to me

U nbelievable

V ery adventurous

W ild, willing and wonderful

X -tra special, x-rated sometimes, XD

Y outhful

Z estful

 

Last edited: Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 11:24:39 PM

Shouldn't "H" be "hairy"?

And "P" = puts the seat down

And "F" should be "farts quietly"

Last edited: Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 2:12:30 AM

And "O" should be "one good eye"

And "D" should read "deformed"

And "L" could be "lives with his mom"

And "C" should be "collects pornography"

Then I'd be a shoe-in for sure. Perrrrrrr-fection! Right gals?

Stinkhammer

Soooooo if u dont conform to anything on the a - z list u have a problem?? DAM...guess im out....

Hey lauryn.....im not feelin the love?? Lol!!!!!!!! J/k :)

Wait!!! I got my own list of the perfect man....

Acne

Ballrash

Disfuction

Erectile

LowTentPole

S**tstains

Wait that is docta -z-......(inside joke)

B

LOL! Low tent pole!!!! (must be contagious)

Heh, I find it amusing that there are a lot more posts from the guys. We keep this up and more ladies will be joining TG's way of life!

Someone explain to me why it is assumed that a "nice guy" is potentially gay. I know a gay man who optimizes "asshole!" Ah well, guess I'll throw some lead in my loafers and tattoo "exit only" on my butt for protection. :S

Don't get too wrapped up in the hunt for the perfect man, ladies!

- BombJames Bomb

Last edited: Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 1:26:08 PM

Lol! Is that 44 in drag?

A joke..... B)

Husband Store

 

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a woman

May go to choose a husband from among many men.

The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

 

There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may

Choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back

Down except to exit the building.

 

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

 

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

 

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my

Last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

 

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

 

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further

Up?" And up she goes again.

 

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

 

" Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

 

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and

Help with the housework.

 

" Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further

Up!" And again she heads up another flight.

 

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help

With the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

 

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... What must be awaiting me further

On?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

 

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012,996 to this floor. There are no

Men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are

Impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day.

:) :)

 

@ 8~Ball ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his intelligence?

Divorced ;) ;)

You can always tell when a man is about to say something intelligent, when he starts his sentence with

" A WOMAN ONCE TOLD ME " ;) ;) :P :P

Last edited: Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 6:04:26 PM

@ All

Way to funny even my wife laught her ass off over all these things,by the way MOE,stay away I trim my on play grounds. LOL B)

Last edited: Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 7:37:22 PM

@ all, glad you enjoyed... Here's another.

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

 

All you have to do is be:

1. A friend

2. A companion

3. A lover

4. A brother

5. A father figure

6. A teacher

7. An educator

8. A cook

9. A gardener

10. A carpenter

11. A driver

12. An engineer

13. A mechanic

14. An interior decorator

15. A stylist

16. A sex therapist

17. A gynecologist/obstetrician

18. A psychologist

19. A psychiatrist

20. A therapist

21. A good father

22. A gentleman

23. Well organized

24. Tidy

25. Very clean

26. Athletic

27. Affectionate

28. Affable

29. Attentive

30. Ambitious

31. Amenable

32. Articulate

33. Bold

34. Brave

35. Creative

36. Courageous

37. Complimentary

38. Capable

39. Decisive

40. Intelligent

41. Imaginative

42. Interesting

43. Prudent

44. Patient

45. Polite

46. Passionate

47. Respectful

48. Sweet

49. Strong

50. Skillful

51. Supportive

52. Sympathetic

53. Tolerant

54. Understanding

55. Someone who loves shopping

56. Someone who doesn't make problems

57. Someone who never looks at other women

58. Very rich

AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE

YOU:

59. Are neither jealous nor disinterested

60. Get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with them than with her

61. Give her space, but show interest and concern in where she goes

ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:

62. Not forget the dates of:

* anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...)

* graduation

* birthday

* menstruation

However, even if you observe the above instructions

Perfectly, you are not 100% guaranteed that she will

Be happy,as she could one day feel overcome with the

Suffocating perfection of her life with you and run

Off with the first wild bastard-bohemian-drunk-bon

Vivant she meets...

NOW HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Give him the remote to the TV.

 

 

I predict a lonely life ahead.

Does a woman really like a guy who loves kids and wants 'em? Crap, I hate kids. And I've vowed to never have them.'but I guess if my wife wants kids she can. But ill make sure to warn her I wont be helping. :P

@baklava: If you won't be helping to make the kids, who do you want to do the duty? ;)

- BombJames Bomb

A wise man once said, "The only good part about children is making them"

B

Well I mean if she wants 'em bad enough I'll help her with the creation part, just not anything afterwards.

She better want kids pretty bad. ;)

I'm confused...