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Welcome to my step by step guide to life thread!
Lets get started shall we?
Chapter 1: How to get a date
If you want a date, you have to be normal and not talk about random crap
If you were like This guy
You would for surely never get a date :'(
But if you were this guy, you'd be the hottest guy ever!
Mr.Hot
But dont act to tough and muscular like Mr.Muscle over here
Muscle Man
But you cant be too shy either
Dull Man
And dont get to talkative.
Also if yourChurch Guy
And if your this guy,, get some singing lessons!
Chapter 2: Survival Skills If You Ever Happen To Be Stranded On An Island
Say you were sailing, and some how your boat sinks... There is an island about 100 yards off,
And you swim to it, well that also means you'd be stranded
In this chapter, this will show you the do's and donts of what to eat, do, and such.
Well first of all never do this!
The Wrong Thing To Do
Well I cant think of an island that has many hungry tribes, so...
I think you dont have to worry about that. XD
Now you never want to cross eyes with one of these fella's
Icky!
And if you've seen Pirates Of The Carrabean you may want to look for that shaft of rum, cuz you'd rather be drinking rum than this!
Juice Box
If you were seen drinking that, you'd be the laughing stock of the centurey!
Chapter 3: How to Drive A Car
Heres a video that shows you exactly how to do it!
Driving Cars Is Easy!
Chapter 4: How to be cool
To be cool act like this guy
Mr.Cool
If being cool means cheating, do it!
Definatley dont do this!
School? Why Are you in school? School aint cool! (Warning must be 13 or older to see < clip shows tiny bit of nudity)
And trust me, being late is cool!
Late is cool
Just Videos From Here On
Chapter 5: Patience And Watching TV
Patience!
Cool way to watch TV!
Chapter 6: The World Is Cruel Isnt It?
Cruelness To His Teddy
Chapter 7: Your Lucky You Are Still In Great Condition!
Hospitable
Now that you are all ready, go get a date, get stranded on an island, and act cool while watching TV naked, being patient, and thinking how lucky you really are!
There will be another edition every month! :P
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Last edited: Saturday, August 05, 2006 at 10:02:22 AM