-u have eaten a meal during a game....ie take a bite while airborne of cliff diving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-u have more TT emails than regular emails

-u can play the medula music on your guitar

-there are more tt buddies in your im than family

-u leave work early to get in a league game

-u set an alarm to wake up for a league game (not 1 word JB or else....)

-when u play as an alias and after the first goal everyone says hi bolo....

-half of ur web space is devoted to TT

-when u apologize to teammates for taking a piss

-when u turn ur cell off to play a league game

-when u break a mouse during a scrum game

-when u cant check ur email without a quick game or 15

HOLY CRAP!

I guess I'm addicted then. :(

I've done nearly everything on this list except for playing the Medulla music on my guitar. But, I suspect there is a reason why I haven't. Namely, that I don't play the guitar. Otherwise I might be able to.

And I can say that lately I have more TT related emails than regular ones, unless you count SPAM mails. LOL

Good one Bolo!

<--Me, textbook addict. The only thing that missed is I have never heard the TT music.

-when you get pulled over for speeding and say "but sir, he had the scrum!"

-when you have to answer the phone in the middle of a game and your greeting is, let's say... Less than nice!!

-When your Mac and Cheese pasta are shaped like little tanks and Scrums.

Lol

-When you spend more time thinking about your team's battlemode strategy and come up with something so complex that it doesn't really make sense until 3am or the 6th beer, whichever comes first

-When you host a server and spend half the time booting M3/Hoosane because they spam/team kill

-When you can lay waste to the BMers in a heavy tank, then switch to a light for some team scrum and give the Scrummers a little competition

-When you jump into server by yourself to "warm up" before a league game

-When you start your own website and pay $150/month to host your own mods (help out )

LC₅₀

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- When you refresh the forums page almost every 20 minutes in hopes for new entertainment.

- When you actually recognize all the players in the different scrum games.

- After being stuck on base for the last 2 months, you finally get a 3-day pass to visit family. Instead of leaving as soon as the work-day is done, you hang around for an extra 3.5 hours so you can participate in the TT Psychoscrum tournament game! (Try explaining that one to your wife!)

- BombJames Bomb

-You turn off the bedroom light and say "gg"

-You insist on your friends calling you by your game name

-you have A W D etched into your fingertips on your left hand.

-You refresh the forums page every 10 minutes in hopes for new entertainment. (JB, 20 minutes? You are a wannabe addict :-)

Katherine.

You almost accidentally sign company or personal emails with your TT name instead of your real name, (yes, it's true)

When faced with a decision to make love with your significant other or play TT, you feel torn about what to do.

You count your TT buddies as "real life" friends, even though you've never met them or even heard their voices for that matter.

You refresh the PTT forum pages every 3 minutes in the hopes for new entertainment while at work (JB & TG, you call yourselves addicts?? Shame on you. You need to learn from the master!)

OM

Suddenly, all of -z-'s server problems make sense now! Come to think of it...you might be an addict if:

You dedicate a large website to the game complete with tutorials, mods, and an immense forum.

You dedicate 80% of your bandwidth to host multiple TT dedicated servers with personalized mods.

You spend countless hours during sleepless nights adding people's requests to your mods and keeping the website running.

You're so popular in the TT community that not only do people immediately take notice when you appear in a game, but everyone feels saddened by your absence when you are gone for a week at a time.

-z- could call ALL of us amateurs of TT addiction! Some may refresh the page every 3 minutes, but he's running the thing in REALTIME!

Heh, it was good to knock the scrum around with him last night.

- BombJames Bomb

- If you accelerate while driving over parking lot arrows...

- If you download the TT DEMO on all the computers at school...

- If you buy several computers so you can play against your family across the room...

- If you write a list of all the player names you have ever seen... (It's true, I've written down 346 names... :S )

- If you island hopped for 30 hours straight...

Paco, TYPE UP THAT LIST!

LOL Devestator

-when you brace yourself while driving over lane arrows.

When u stay up 3 nights in a row playing till u'r eyes close shut!

When u drop u'r ball out of the second floor window, and u dive off to catch it!

When u get pulled over for having a brain jar on top of u'r car, and playing the Lush Music at full blast!

When u consider a fire hydrant a Health Power-Up! (LOL!)

If u feel the urge to shoot an Area Effect at a full lot in the parking area to make u'rself a parking space!

Hehe =D

Cadc (SA) (Leader)

When you think nothing of smashing into a Hummer2 with your Geo Metro.

- BombJames Bomb

LOL

When your wife says, I think you love that damn game more than me.

(Damn game) I'm going to kill her where's that speedy powerup?

Heh, when you bump the guy next to you in traffic hoping to steal his coffee after playing all damn night and having to be at work for 6am.

Making a right hand turn in your car you cut off some lil ol' lady crossing the street and shout "Bolo'd" :S

You're scared to go outside on foggy days.

- BombJames Bomb

-Your RC car has a Light Tank body top on it. (hey, I better do that with my RC10!, LOL :P )

Ahhh, time for some modding ones. :) (not all, just some)

- You are frightened because the trees are moving

- Any rock that isn't brown "isn't worthy"

- You backup your car before painting it

- You are scared to leave your home because "you may leave the mission area"

- You were late for work because you "lagged out"

- You have created a life-size, flyable, and completely atmosphere-resistant big ufo

- You phone your city's beautification department and tell them to "get modwizard"

- You have spent over 10 years in prison for a shooting incedent while playing basketball

- You have numerous plush thinktanks objects

- You have donated over $1500 to Planet Thinktanks

- Winter, to you, is a terrain skin

- You actually think up 12 "tt addict" jokes and post them! ;)

- You have a fish named Pog.

- You have a cat named Hum.

- You have a child named Ri.....

Orange construction cone, perpetually glued to your forehead.

I cant beleive how funny u people are LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-when u drive and in the oncoming traffic lane u see a military vehicle and u have the unstoppable urge to hit him head on!!!!

-if u have played TT on the pot

-if u ever were at a party and they ran out of beer so u go home to get more and end up staying there playing FOS

-if u have lost a sig other from TT playing

-if ur children say their prayers b4 going to bed in the chat window

-if u have bought any new hardware to increase TT performance (kbrd and mouse is all uneed RIGHT??:)

-if u play more TT than work

-if u have ever asked a homework or work question in the chat window or on the forums :)

-when u drive over a manhole and expect to get some air....

-when some guy is parked crossways taking all the close parking spots u call him a filthy camper

-if u have ever claimed an emergency so to not take a call during a league game....

-if people u have never played already know ur style

-when people shoot u as soon as u spawn on the map in scrum

-if u consider -z- a supernatural being

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Finally!

Sighit's a slow day on the forums, and my work ethic sucks today. Thanks, KBC, for posting something!

- BombJames Bomb

LOL 56K XD

Cadc (SA) (Leader)

I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My whole computer is dedicated to TT!

You too?.....no really mine is, I bought it just to not have as much lag in-game........

Another from me:

- You mod as much as I do! %)

-If you spend 3-4 hours a day on this forum answering modding questions, and telling people to stop spamming.

So far only guilty of two of these... Guess I'm not much of an addict. :'(

- logging into empty server to warm up

- bought computer hardware just for TT

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No wonder no one knows who I am. I'm not sufficiently addicted. ;)

- You ram parking meters thinking they are power-ups

- You drive in zig-zag when a car is behind you

- You stop every police cruiser you come accross and send them to the nearest camping ground

- you hate RV's and Winnebagos

- You say to your girlfriend 'one more!'

- When you fire up TT you turn off the clock

- You unplg the phone before logging in Field Of Screams

- You say to your family during a car ride to the country: 'This look like Medulla Mesa'

- You download the Think Tanks DEMO on all the computers in the Library... :)

- You replaced the steering wheel in your car with a WASD mini keyboard and a mouse

- You have an aiming reticle painted on the windshield of your car

-You have an overwhelming urge to drive off the side of a bridge in the hopes of "respawning" in front of all the traffic.

- You have a romantic candlelit dinner with your spouse, and for music you put on the Spooky theme.

YES soooo funny...thats what I want to hear.......feel the love..........hi im bolo and im a tankaholic (crowd: hi bolo)

Stop spamming. Ok? We dont want spam messages here.

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Racer

- Your Parrot (or Macaw) is constantly saying, "dang campers... Squaaawk... Dang campers... Arrrrrrrgg... Gotta shoot tally, squaaawk!"

- When vacationing in Acapulco you shudder when you see ads for the cliff divers.

- You get a blast of nostalgia when ever you see those Bahamas travel ads featuring the slogan, "Island Hopping."

- You are so looking forward to the next "you might be addicted to TT if" comment that you post three times in a row...

If you download the Think Tanks DEMO on all the computers at work.... :)

Bump! Great thread. I am now an official addict too!

I realized it when I started having flashbacks to recent scrum games while driving my car!

Also, driving my car started to feel too eerily similar to my tank!

Wouldn't that be a fun bumper cars type of amusement park ride if we could ride in thinktank type vehicles and bump into each other?

YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK... :)

- If you make a thread on a site dedicated to a $20 game from a small company that is hosted by a fan about being addicted.

- If you are me.

- If you are riding your bike and you try to shoot with your handlebars.

- If you are playing it while posting. XD

- If you install it on all the computers at the airport. *Whoops, sorry about that Ma'am.* X/

- If you come up with 7 things to post on a thread like this.

- If you skip your mom's famous catfish for dinner to hang around at a TB League game, even tho u are sitting it out.

- If you look disgustingly at your car because it has such an ugly skin.

- If you have a seperate list for players/modders/scrummers/battlers/etc.

Mark :)

If you understand and laugh for this jokes.

LOL :)

When facing a hill in TT you try to look up under the edge of the monitor to see if anyone's up there.

Your wrist and shoulder hurts

You start yelling at bots when they steal a kill

You hate Ri |bot|

You pop into work for 5 minutes on a Sunday to check movie times on the net and end up staying an hour to visit the forum and play a round on-line.

Last edited: Monday, April 26, 2004 at 10:54:19 AM

1-You use a tank with a brainjar on top instead of a car

2-When you see a volcanoe you go full speed to bump it

3-If u dont like ure life you start modding a new one

4-When u have an accident u launch the car(tank) brainjar into the sky (see number 1)

5-when someone u like dies, u try to switch their brain

6-when youre injured/hurt u hear someone saying "You need a health powerup!"

7-You write each line of chat you read while in TT

8-You copy 100+ times each post u see about TT

9-You play TT every second of the day

10-When ure on ure work you ask ure boss to be on the TTers cargo

11-When ure boss catches u playing TT, u say ure playing TT and ask him to play against u