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Ejet or idget is idiot btw. I'm pretty sure of of it anyway.
oh and dont fy my email addy to Melissa. XD
Nah I'm pretty sure it's spelt "eejit"...
He should start sending naked pictures just to prove he's NOT her brother... Especially since it would amuse me immensely.
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I am sorry, the fingers you have used to type this e-mail are too fat. To get a life, please press CTRL ALT DELETE and change your password to something you wont remember.
^ 
/¯/¯/ed
WOW... He finally convinced her... I was kind of hoping it would go on a little longer.
MATT wrote:
Ummm... There's nothing to "keep up" -- I'm not your brother.
Your brother is not going to call you back. He never got this message, so he won't know he should skip out of work tomorrow and go to Great America.
You'd better call him back, or he's gonna' miss it all!
Really -
CONFUSED WOMAN wrote:
I FINALLY figured out that you really aren't my brother. (I was able to get get ahold of him tonight on the phone and verified all this.) It definitely sounded like something he would do, though. Sorry for the mix up. I'm slightly embarrassed! Thanks for your help with the documents, though. I actually have it organized now.
Thanks!
Wow... Some people are just... Wow.
Pardon my rudeness, I cannot abide useless people.
O,o!
I mean cmon.. Quote of the year people:
I FINALLY figured out that you really aren't my brother.
She's only "slightly embarrassed"? Surprised she even emailed back. She is one of two things, either hard up for attention or really needs to be needed. One must be thankful that they are NOT that lady's brother.
Heh, here's a partial screenshot of the 1st email. Kind of sets the stage for what's to come. XD
Ah, too bad it had to come to an end.
PS: Tally wants to know if she's single.
Showed Matt this thread and he thought it was hysterical. He didn't think it could get funnier, but he loves all the comments and suggestions! He's promised to work on the nude photos. :)
Quickie Quotes from Matt
THAT is f**kin' HILARIOUS! I like the "Quote of the Year" comment! And the "only 'slightly' embarrassed?" -- they're all pretty flippin' funny... "Wow...some people are just...wow" Yeah, right on! I totally lost it when I saw the "naked pictures" comment! Too bad I didn't think of THAT!
He sent me the first few emails. Here's how the whole thing got started. XD
CONFUSED WOMAN wrote:
Hey ~
Just wondering....How do you make a particular page your home page? I want to try switching it to verizon central where my email is since I use it so much.
Thanks!
Me
MATT wrote:
Hey, Me!
Just curious... Who are you?
CONFUSED WOMAN wrote:
You're such a nerd!
I'm the boogey monster and I'm trying to scare you. 
Is it working?
Did the jam survive the trip????
Boogey
MATT wrote:
Jam? Trip? Ummm... What jam? What trip?
Hey, no kidding 'Boogie' -- who are you?
CONFUSED WOMAN wrote:
Were you by any chance in a recent car accident? Amnesia? Hit over the head with a heavy pan by a mad wife?
It's me, your favoritest sister in the whole wide world....besides S____, B____ and TJ that is, and, oh yes, G____.
The jam had better be safe and well!!!! How many did I give you, by the way? I think I may have a couple of yours yet. Or maybe I actually made some for myself. Who knows....
Have a great Saturday!!! Working?
Talk to you later.....
I think we should all email this woman claiming to be matt, telling her all about the "Jam Experience"
Or we could send her the PTT link and let her read her own mail, that would maybe put a stop to it ;)
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A friend of mine just let me in on a little email correspondence he's been having with someone we'll call CONFUSED WOMAN. Funniest thing I've seen in a long time! This has been going awhile [as you'll see] and he just keeps laughing his a** off whenever another one shows up. I edited a few things, but you'll get the idea.
From: CONFUSED WOMAN
Subject: Do I have the wrong address?
To: MATT
CONFUSED WOMAN wrote:
HI Melissa!
A couple computer questions for you -
1) I emailed myself a bunch of attachments and I can open some of them through email. They give me the option to download and save so I do. The attachments get put in a 'recent document' spot. How do I move them?
2) My last computer I had all my reports in Microsoft Word and I could open them from the 'opening file'. Now I can't. Where is it best to keep reports? In documents, desktop, recent documents......??
3) Some of my scans that I attached to email back to myself won't show up. Is there a different way to access
them? Did I do something wrong? They were ones that I scanned in through HP Image Zone.
Do any of these make sense to you? (If not, just ignore them. )
Thanks for you and Matt's help last night!!!
MATT wrote:
Ummm, sorry, couldn't really tell you.
I only have one sister [none named _______!] and her name's not CONFUSED WOMAN. I don't have any jam. My name is "Matt", not "Matthew".
Oh, so I suppose the answer would be 'yes', you have the wrong address. Maybe you're thinking of "matt-______@____.com" [dash, not underscore]... You might be some distant relative... But I'm pretty sure I'm not your brother!
CONFUSED WOMAN wrote:
You're an ejet and a half. I'm starting to worry.
By the way, Marcella helped me get my homepage set up.
MATT wrote:
'Ejet'? Huh?
No, I'm serious: I'm pretty sure I'm not your brother. Just to prove it, here's a little test for you: What state do I live in???
BTW - Good deal w/Marcella -- simple once you know the trick, huh?
CONFUSED WOMAN wrote:
What does BTW stand for? And, a hah, you do know me since you've 'acknowledged that you know Marcella. ( I just realized it stands for By the Way....)
You live in Illinois!!!!!!
MATT wrote:
Hey, you're close -- but I live in Wisconsin. My ONE sister lives in Illinois, but not me...
And, a hah -- I didn't really 'acknowledge' that I know Marcella... I just read the message and added a comment.
OK, here's another little test: What's my birthday?
Really... I'm pretty sure I'm not your brother!
But I can tell you this: the easiest way to organize your Word documents [reports, etc.] is to make a folder on your Desktop named, oh I don' know -- Reports or Docs or something? -- and keep them in there. Then when you pick File/Open in Word, you can click the Desktop button and open your folder. Wanna make it easier? Name the folder aReports or aDocs so it always sorts to the top of the list if you have a bunch of stuff on the Desktop...
Really... I'm pretty sure I'm not your brother!
CONFUSED WOMAN wrote:
Is this Melissa?!?!?! And what's up with 'pretty sure'.
MATT wrote:
No, not Melissa: this is Matt.
And let me re-phrase that: I'm sure I'm not your brother!
Call him and ask if you don't believe me...
And, uhhh, sorry: don't think that I can "come up" and fix your documents... Besides, I already told you how! Go for it!
CONFUSED WOMAN wrote:
Hey ~
I did look into the documents but will try again.
Matthew W_____ your a pain and a half. Either explain yourself or....I don't know what.
Went up to Door Cty for the day today. It rained on the drive up but then was nice the rest of the day. Pretty much hung out by the lake the whole time. I just, just got home but am going to go to bed early - I'm tired.
Are you working tomorrow? If so have fun.
Talk to you later,
H_____
MATT wrote:
"H_____"?!? "Matthew W_____"?!? Nope -- my middle name is "____", after my grandfather [here's another quiz for you: which grandfather?]. Really, I'm positively certain: I'm not your brother! Just ask him if you don't believe me!
But Door County sounds like it was nice... Haven't been there in awhile!
CONFUSED WOMAN wrote:
You're driving me bonkers! I'm surprised you can keep this up this long. Very talented!! (TJ says I spelled 'idget' wrong, whether I spelled it right or wrong you are still one.)
I tried calling you but no answer. Are you working? I have to head out soon and pick up S___ and then I have a mtg with M___. Fun, fun.
Did I tell you I gave bld for the first time yesterday? Very interesting experience!!!!!
Tomorrow is Great America just in case work calls you and says that you can have the day off. Hint, hint.....
Call when you get a chance.
Say 'hey' to Melissa.
I can't wait to see the next one! XD
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