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"Cleaned"
Da Cleaner
"I need to put more stick 'em on my treads"
""BIG BANANAS" said by Cyber(/TWC/GR)" said by KAGS(KS)
"U SUCK $HIT"
-anon when he is schooled at the goal
Good one Bolo! That's funny!
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LOL This thread is going out of control... XD said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS)...
OMG! Have mercy!! said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS)...
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Hey guys, I just had a chat with Da Cleaner. This is it:
C=Cyber
D=Da Cleaner
C: hi
D: LOL
C: LOL
D: LOL
C: LOL
D: DONT MESS WITH DA CLEANER
C: DONT MESS
D: DONT MESS WITH DA CLEANER
C: ok ok
C: sheesh
D: LOL
D: LOL
D: LOL
D: LOL
C: LOL
D: LOL
D: LOL
D: LOL
D: LOL
D: LOL
C: LOL
D: DONT MESS WITH DA CLEANER
C: DONT MESS WITH CYBER
D: DONT MESS WITH DA CLEANER
C: DONT MESS WITH CYBER
D: LOL
D: LOL
D: LOL
C: MUST MESS WITH DA CLEANER
D: DONT MESS WITH DA CLEANER
C: MUST MESS WITH DA CLEANER
D: DONT MESS WITH DA CLEANER
C: its my orders
D: LOL
D: LOL
D: LOL
C: CYBERED
D: DONT MESS WITH DA CLEANER
C: CYBERED
D: DONT MESS WITH DA CLEANER
C: CYBERED
C: CYBERED
C: CYBERED
C: this is fun
DEMO (DA CLEANER has left the game
C: CYBERED
It's true, really. It's quite funny XD
"Baba has put Tally Ho on Terminate" funny at that time anyway...
(when hitting a booster, getting stuck and watching the scrum ball go flying away from you)
My luggage!
(Wish I remembered who said it -- very funny)
Here's a good one, a demo said to me...
How do you shoot?
What's a bot?
A demo
"I need more sugar"
--me XD
LOL KAG XD It looks like FREEDOM has a problem :P
Oh I got a good one.
I was a starting demo and was playing battlemode, Hum [bot] was in the lead and another demo said
Will u marry me hum bot?
Said bt a sad lonely Demo
Hahahahahahahahahaha XD
Players= Cadc= C, god= g
C: u need to have more patience while scoring a goal god
G: shut up, I am god
C: then stop my ignorance god
C: Cadc (SA/UF/FP) has put god on ignore.
(Croud: LOL!!!!!)
LOL =)
Cadc (SA)
**..::I am thoroughly...
amused:::..**
Demo, sitting in the goal, watching a scrum battle and waiting for the scrum to come to him: "zzzzzzzz"
Someone sitting at the goal camping...
Mmmmmmm........ Smores
Guess who this is Racer:
I want a UFO so deperately!! Please someone let me know how I can unlock it! Please Please Please!!
:)
Cadc (SA) (Leader)
**..::I am thoroughly...
amused:::..**
This isn't a saying, but a funniest moment, and I didn't feel like creating a whole new thread for it:
You know how sometimes enemy fire will come right through your camera viewpoint and you'll duck or flinch? Well, I was playing some practice team battlemode on frantic, and as I was coming up to a ridge-top, Ri (bot) came right over the top and through my camera lens! My wife hollered in to see what the "Oh, S**T!!" was for.
LOL!!
@cadc
That was probably me ;)
Gotta lay off those flinstones vitamins...
Said by Ice Punk
I carried on a conversation with a bot once, to see what the demos would do. :) Oh, I got a quote...
OUR FLAG B****ES!
By fp when he first came out with CTF, said it every time his team had the flag......ahhh the good 'ol times.
Yup, u'r correct CodeMaster! U'r Tha Winna!! %)
What'll we have for him today! Timmy!!!
!!!10Million Flying FREESBEE!!! Now go chase Them CodeMaster!! XD
LOL!!!
Cadc (SA) (Leader)
**..::I am thoroughly...
amused:::..**
WooLoo WooLoo WooLoo WooLoo WooLoo!!!
WooLoo WooLoo WooLoo WooLoo WooLoo!!!
;)
Cadc (SA) (Leader)
**..::I am thoroughly...
amused:::..**
Too bad im not sure who this was but DAM was it funny..
The scrum carrier was approaching the goal. I stole the flag at the last second... When I rounded the goal to sneak it in I hit a camper who hadnt moved. I turned around to steal the flag back when he got tapped by another player and scored. I thought... WTF he never moved and schooled u all....few seconds later that guy came said, "what in the helll, howd I score???" I said "u got a nice camp.. Gj" he said "sorry I was coughing from this cigarette. It was luck" I laughed and couldnt play for at least a minute!!!!
Lol, this was preatty funny 2
1 day while playing survival server
I was trying to evade all the greens, and I lost grip of the edge, and slipped and was gonna fall into the fog, when I fell on top of a green team heavy tank (who was actually trying to protect me) and he broke my fall while his heavy fell into the fog!
He's like= Oh, that's very nice..
I'm like= ROFL!! Sorry, I didn't even mean to do that, ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!
(quite funny if u were there)
Another is when one day in a scrum mach, I was the scrum bearer, and I got possesed while in cruise control! (when I get possesed, no one nore anything can touch me, nor damage me!) so I went rushing off the cliff, and I was cruising allong in the fog withought it taking it's damaging effect!
Everyone was like= *WTF!!*
I stayed driving in the fog for about 2 mins, and everyone was desperately wondering "How the Heck did he get all the way out there, and Y isn't he dying??!! They waited since there was no scrum match withought no scrum ball =D LOL!!
By the time my possesion was finally over all I saw was white, I'm like= Where am I?, how'd I get all the way out here?!!!
Finally I died, and everyone was wondering how the heck I did that! I'm like= My tank is possesed (O_o) XD
Cadc (SA) (Leader)
**..::I am thoroughly...
amused:::..**
In survivor someone wasn't playing, and their tank was just sitting there for most of the game....
In the last few seconds He said.....
How the hell did I get 20 points!!!!
XD
OK, OK
This was funny
ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!!!!!
I am an idiot.
<extremely loud shouts and cheers from a roaring crowd>
-Said by me.
@Cadc
I dont even have the UFO yet.
U let u'r 10 Million freesbees get away??! Fo Shame! XD
Yea yea I know, must feel real bad :P
Cadc (SA) (Leader)
(Ps. Yes I know u don't :) )
**..::I am thoroughly...
amused:::..**
Actually, yesterday, March 10th , I got it AND WITHOUT CHEATING :P
Last edited: Thursday, March 11, 2004 at 11:15:05 AM
I don't know who said this but it was funny.
Yay we are going to win!!!
Tally Ho joined the game
We lost...
"those aren't pillows??!!!"
Funny paco :)
Racer, that's my quote at the top silly man.
OK, this was a LOOOOOOOOOONG time ago, when I first got the game; I was having a chat with Demolition Man and another guy (cant think of his name):
CodeMaster has joined the game.
One guy's name that I cant remember: Wow... I wish I was in Texas now.
Demolition Man: Yeah.
CodeMaster: Uhh... Did I miss something? What are you guys talking about?
Demolition Man: We were debating whether girls in Texas are hot or sexy.
CodeMaster: Oh.
LOL that was a crack-up.
I can answer that question...BOTH! Lol, and that is coming from a Texan. XD
I've flinched a few times when a light comes flying over a hill and smacks into my windshield.
Its even funnier when a better player is charging me and ends up flying over my head into the Great Beyond. I still can't see how anyone drives those crazy things! XD
LOL Rabban
Practically every1 uses a light, even me. But I'm tryin to get better in the heavy...
I wish there was more diversity in TT.
OK, I was just playing a game with Spunky, and this noob joined the game. Spunk was trying to modify something online, and... Oh, it was real funny, look:
VON has joined the game.
Spunky: STOP SHOOTING TTHEN THERE WONT BE ANY LAG!
VON: WHATS LAG?
Well, it was funny at the time...
Last edited: Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 8:46:16 PM
You left tread marks on my brain jar... :[
LOL Paco!
I got a brand new tank for christmas, so I'd appreciate if you didn't shoot it.
:)
Hey, I was in that game when VON said "Whats lag?" it was HILARIOUS!! You had to be there to fully understand how stupid he was being..... *wipes a tear of laughter* Anyway, I got a good one from when I had first bought the game
DEMO: STUPID BOTS SUCK DICK!
Mark IBotI: I do?
DEMO: WTF?
DEMO (something) has left the game
IT WAS HLARIOUS
LOL Paco!
You always think of something funny to come up with. XD XD XD XD XD
OMG THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!
OK, I was playing on a homeLAN with my UFO and then this noob asked me something:
How do you float?
ROFL!
And there was this other time where I was playing against a DEMO (And it obviously was his first time playing ;) )
DEMO: HEY, WHATS THIS THING ON MY TANK?
CodeMaster: LOL!!
DEMO: WHATS LOL?
CodeMaster: You dont know what LOL means? LOL!!!
DEMO: WHAT?
CodeMaster: ROFL!!
DEMO: WHATS ROFL?
CodeMaster: LMAO!!!!
DEMO: WHATS LMAO?
CodeMaster: God, ur stupid.
DEMO: UR?
CodeMaster: Im cracking up! G2G
DEMO: G2G?
CodeMaster: Bye all
DEMO: HEY, WHATS THIS THING ON MY TANK?
CodeMaster MR/RR has left the game.
:) XD ;) %) :P :o X/ B)
Meh, that was kinda funny, but why didnt you just tell him what it was?
Yo homey G funksta, dat was coo
Thanks, your kind of a freak.
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"Let´s sprinkle some radioactive material on FP. He´s not pissed enough." -Tally Ho
"---- seal: hey, lets camp seals"
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