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"Let´s sprinkle some radioactive material on FP. He´s not pissed enough." -Tally Ho

"---- seal: hey, lets camp seals"

Last edited: Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 8:46:49 PM

Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 1:37:18 PM

"Cleaned" Da Cleaner

Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 2:33:07 PM

"I need to put more stick 'em on my treads"

Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 6:08:13 PM

""BIG BANANAS" said by Cyber(/TWC/GR)" said by KAGS(KS)

Friday, February 20, 2004 at 5:37:27 AM

"U SUCK $HIT"

-anon when he is schooled at the goal

Friday, February 20, 2004 at 7:44:44 AM

Good one Bolo! That's funny!

Friday, February 20, 2004 at 1:13:46 PM

BIG BANANAS said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS)...

Friday, February 20, 2004 at 5:32:01 PM

LOL This thread is going out of control... XD said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS)...

Friday, February 20, 2004 at 5:33:48 PM

OMG! Have mercy!! said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS) said by Cyber(/TWC/GR) said by KAGS(KS)...

Friday, February 20, 2004 at 5:38:01 PM

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Friday, February 20, 2004 at 6:08:27 PM

Hey guys, I just had a chat with Da Cleaner. This is it:

C=Cyber

D=Da Cleaner

C: hi

D: LOL

C: LOL

D: LOL

C: LOL

D: DONT MESS WITH DA CLEANER

C: DONT MESS

D: DONT MESS WITH DA CLEANER

C: ok ok

C: sheesh

D: LOL

D: LOL

D: LOL

D: LOL

C: LOL

D: LOL

D: LOL

D: LOL

D: LOL

D: LOL

C: LOL

D: DONT MESS WITH DA CLEANER

C: DONT MESS WITH CYBER

D: DONT MESS WITH DA CLEANER

C: DONT MESS WITH CYBER

D: LOL

D: LOL

D: LOL

C: MUST MESS WITH DA CLEANER

D: DONT MESS WITH DA CLEANER

C: MUST MESS WITH DA CLEANER

D: DONT MESS WITH DA CLEANER

C: its my orders

D: LOL

D: LOL

D: LOL

C: CYBERED

D: DONT MESS WITH DA CLEANER

C: CYBERED

D: DONT MESS WITH DA CLEANER

C: CYBERED

C: CYBERED

C: CYBERED

C: this is fun

DEMO (DA CLEANER has left the game

C: CYBERED

It's true, really. It's quite funny XD

Friday, February 20, 2004 at 6:31:53 PM

"Baba has put Tally Ho on Terminate" funny at that time anyway...

Saturday, February 21, 2004 at 7:50:04 AM
44

(when hitting a booster, getting stuck and watching the scrum ball go flying away from you)

My luggage!

(Wish I remembered who said it -- very funny)

Saturday, February 21, 2004 at 9:00:29 AM

Here's a good one, a demo said to me...

 

How do you shoot?

 

 

Saturday, February 21, 2004 at 6:28:43 PM

 

 

What's a bot?

 

A demo

Saturday, February 21, 2004 at 7:40:37 PM

"I need more sugar"

--me XD

 

Saturday, February 21, 2004 at 9:42:20 PM

LOL KAG XD It looks like FREEDOM has a problem :P

Monday, February 23, 2004 at 5:12:13 AM

Oh I got a good one.

I was a starting demo and was playing battlemode, Hum [bot] was in the lead and another demo said

 

Will u marry me hum bot?

 

Said bt a sad lonely Demo

 

Monday, February 23, 2004 at 7:53:39 PM

Hahahahahahahahahaha XD

Monday, February 23, 2004 at 7:59:07 PM

Players= Cadc= C, god= g

C: u need to have more patience while scoring a goal god

G: shut up, I am god

C: then stop my ignorance god

C: Cadc (SA/UF/FP) has put god on ignore.

(Croud: LOL!!!!!)

LOL =)

Cadc (SA)

**..::I am thoroughly... amused:::..**

Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 1:51:45 AM

-BUMP-

This is one of the best threads!

Monday, March 08, 2004 at 1:08:59 PM
Ben

Demo, sitting in the goal, watching a scrum battle and waiting for the scrum to come to him: "zzzzzzzz"

 

Monday, March 08, 2004 at 4:02:40 PM

Someone sitting at the goal camping...

 

Mmmmmmm........ Smores

 

 

Monday, March 08, 2004 at 5:23:55 PM

Guess who this is Racer:

I want a UFO so deperately!! Please someone let me know how I can unlock it! Please Please Please!!

:)

Cadc (SA) (Leader)

**..::I am thoroughly... amused:::..**

Monday, March 08, 2004 at 5:35:09 PM

This isn't a saying, but a funniest moment, and I didn't feel like creating a whole new thread for it:

You know how sometimes enemy fire will come right through your camera viewpoint and you'll duck or flinch? Well, I was playing some practice team battlemode on frantic, and as I was coming up to a ridge-top, Ri (bot) came right over the top and through my camera lens! My wife hollered in to see what the "Oh, S**T!!" was for.

LOL!!

Monday, March 08, 2004 at 6:31:40 PM

@cadc

That was probably me ;)

 

Gotta lay off those flinstones vitamins...

 

Said by Ice Punk

Monday, March 08, 2004 at 8:01:11 PM

I carried on a conversation with a bot once, to see what the demos would do. :) Oh, I got a quote...

 

OUR FLAG B****ES!

 

By fp when he first came out with CTF, said it every time his team had the flag......ahhh the good 'ol times.

Monday, March 08, 2004 at 8:35:29 PM

Yup, u'r correct CodeMaster! U'r Tha Winna!! %)

What'll we have for him today! Timmy!!!

!!!10Million Flying FREESBEE!!! Now go chase Them CodeMaster!! XD

LOL!!!

Cadc (SA) (Leader)

**..::I am thoroughly... amused:::..**

Tuesday, March 09, 2004 at 1:33:31 AM

WooLoo WooLoo WooLoo WooLoo WooLoo!!!

WooLoo WooLoo WooLoo WooLoo WooLoo!!!

;)

Cadc (SA) (Leader)

**..::I am thoroughly... amused:::..**

Tuesday, March 09, 2004 at 1:34:42 AM

Too bad im not sure who this was but DAM was it funny..

The scrum carrier was approaching the goal. I stole the flag at the last second... When I rounded the goal to sneak it in I hit a camper who hadnt moved. I turned around to steal the flag back when he got tapped by another player and scored. I thought... WTF he never moved and schooled u all....few seconds later that guy came said, "what in the helll, howd I score???" I said "u got a nice camp.. Gj" he said "sorry I was coughing from this cigarette. It was luck" I laughed and couldnt play for at least a minute!!!!

Tuesday, March 09, 2004 at 7:57:52 AM

Lol, this was preatty funny 2

1 day while playing survival server

I was trying to evade all the greens, and I lost grip of the edge, and slipped and was gonna fall into the fog, when I fell on top of a green team heavy tank (who was actually trying to protect me) and he broke my fall while his heavy fell into the fog!

He's like= Oh, that's very nice..

I'm like= ROFL!! Sorry, I didn't even mean to do that, ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!

(quite funny if u were there)

Another is when one day in a scrum mach, I was the scrum bearer, and I got possesed while in cruise control! (when I get possesed, no one nore anything can touch me, nor damage me!) so I went rushing off the cliff, and I was cruising allong in the fog withought it taking it's damaging effect!

Everyone was like= *WTF!!*

I stayed driving in the fog for about 2 mins, and everyone was desperately wondering "How the Heck did he get all the way out there, and Y isn't he dying??!! They waited since there was no scrum match withought no scrum ball =D LOL!!

By the time my possesion was finally over all I saw was white, I'm like= Where am I?, how'd I get all the way out here?!!!

Finally I died, and everyone was wondering how the heck I did that! I'm like= My tank is possesed (O_o) XD

Cadc (SA) (Leader)

**..::I am thoroughly... amused:::..**

Wednesday, March 10, 2004 at 12:03:31 AM

In survivor someone wasn't playing, and their tank was just sitting there for most of the game....

In the last few seconds He said.....

 

How the hell did I get 20 points!!!!

 

XD

 

Wednesday, March 10, 2004 at 1:06:47 AM

OK, OK

This was funny

 

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!!!!!

I am an idiot.

<extremely loud shouts and cheers from a roaring crowd>

 

-Said by me.

@Cadc

I dont even have the UFO yet.

 

Wednesday, March 10, 2004 at 10:50:42 AM

U let u'r 10 Million freesbees get away??! Fo Shame! XD

Yea yea I know, must feel real bad :P

Cadc (SA) (Leader)

(Ps. Yes I know u don't :) )

**..::I am thoroughly... amused:::..**

Wednesday, March 10, 2004 at 5:36:00 PM

Actually, yesterday, March 10th , I got it AND WITHOUT CHEATING :P

Last edited: Thursday, March 11, 2004 at 11:15:05 AM

Thursday, March 11, 2004 at 11:14:28 AM

I don't know who said this but it was funny.

 

Yay we are going to win!!!

 

Tally Ho joined the game

 

We lost...

 

 

Thursday, March 11, 2004 at 10:31:53 PM

"those aren't pillows??!!!"

 

Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 1:06:05 AM

Funny paco :)

Racer, that's my quote at the top silly man.

 

Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 5:45:51 AM

OK, this was a LOOOOOOOOOONG time ago, when I first got the game; I was having a chat with Demolition Man and another guy (cant think of his name):

 

CodeMaster has joined the game.

One guy's name that I cant remember: Wow... I wish I was in Texas now.

Demolition Man: Yeah.

CodeMaster: Uhh... Did I miss something? What are you guys talking about?

Demolition Man: We were debating whether girls in Texas are hot or sexy.

CodeMaster: Oh.

 

LOL that was a crack-up.

Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 10:32:50 AM

I can answer that question...BOTH! Lol, and that is coming from a Texan. XD

Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 1:28:51 PM

I've flinched a few times when a light comes flying over a hill and smacks into my windshield.

Its even funnier when a better player is charging me and ends up flying over my head into the Great Beyond. I still can't see how anyone drives those crazy things! XD

Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 6:32:29 PM

LOL Rabban

Practically every1 uses a light, even me. But I'm tryin to get better in the heavy...

I wish there was more diversity in TT.

Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 6:45:44 PM

OK, I was just playing a game with Spunky, and this noob joined the game. Spunk was trying to modify something online, and... Oh, it was real funny, look:

 

VON has joined the game.

Spunky: STOP SHOOTING TTHEN THERE WONT BE ANY LAG!

VON: WHATS LAG?

 

Well, it was funny at the time...

Last edited: Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 8:46:16 PM

Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 8:45:38 PM

 

 

You left tread marks on my brain jar... :[

 

 

Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 9:08:13 PM

LOL Paco!

Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 10:26:33 PM

 

 

I got a brand new tank for christmas, so I'd appreciate if you didn't shoot it.

 

:)

Thursday, March 18, 2004 at 12:34:36 AM

Hey, I was in that game when VON said "Whats lag?" it was HILARIOUS!! You had to be there to fully understand how stupid he was being..... *wipes a tear of laughter* Anyway, I got a good one from when I had first bought the game

 

DEMO: STUPID BOTS SUCK DICK!

Mark IBotI: I do?

DEMO: WTF?

DEMO (something) has left the game

 

IT WAS HLARIOUS

Thursday, March 18, 2004 at 1:21:33 AM

LOL Paco!

You always think of something funny to come up with. XD XD XD XD XD

OMG THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!

OK, I was playing on a homeLAN with my UFO and then this noob asked me something:

 

How do you float?

 

ROFL!

And there was this other time where I was playing against a DEMO (And it obviously was his first time playing ;) )

 

DEMO: HEY, WHATS THIS THING ON MY TANK?

CodeMaster: LOL!!

DEMO: WHATS LOL?

CodeMaster: You dont know what LOL means? LOL!!!

DEMO: WHAT?

CodeMaster: ROFL!!

DEMO: WHATS ROFL?

CodeMaster: LMAO!!!!

DEMO: WHATS LMAO?

CodeMaster: God, ur stupid.

DEMO: UR?

CodeMaster: Im cracking up! G2G

DEMO: G2G?

CodeMaster: Bye all

DEMO: HEY, WHATS THIS THING ON MY TANK?

CodeMaster MR/RR has left the game.

 

:) XD ;) %) :P :o X/ B)

Thursday, March 18, 2004 at 10:48:16 AM

Meh, that was kinda funny, but why didnt you just tell him what it was?

Thursday, March 18, 2004 at 7:04:25 PM

 

 

Yo homey G funksta, dat was coo

 

 

Thanks, your kind of a freak.

 

 

Friday, March 19, 2004 at 12:49:37 AM

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