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..only problem is that I would laugh so hard I would have a hard attack !!
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You really like him eh?
A weighty thread. I must consider...
[ Sidebar: can something be done about the overall increase in board stupidity? If you need to speak in caps, do you think that makes you sound smarter? DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO KEEP YELLING? ]
I believe so...
WHAT DID U SAY? SPEAK UP TALLY I DONT HEAR SO GOOD
Lol pa
Baba my bad...changed it....dont like him that way...
TS missed u tonight hammer...
Wow...thanks for the nomination bo and m&m...im starting to get all teary-eyed...wat a nice thing to say...
Maybe one day I can take u up on that offer....but I have to warn u....i'm hideously deformed...i promise to wear a ski mask so as not to startly you, and I'll wear a baggy sweater to hide my colostomy bag...
Stinky
Ooops I forgot to log out den log back in...my bad
Stinky/ol pappy
Hammer is on a work stint, back in a few.
STINKFINGERS IS OLD PAPPY?
De cat is out de bag
Hey why is this thread dieing off? Doesn't anybody else have anything good to say about me?
Dont be shy...one at a time please...hold on a minute....there, im comfortable....now....lavish your praise....
Stinky
I'm thinking..........
Let me get back to ya
Bolo, eh?
Did that guy have any lines other than, "Argh!" or "Ugh!" or "YA!" which accompanied those crazy eyes and arrogant smirk?
Oh, yeah, "Aaiiiiii!"
Lol.....yep thats bolo...the basis for my name
B
@stinkfinger
I'd like to meet, but wouldn't shake your hand, or hang out with you in a bar. Not unless you showered and disinfected first.
I'd like to meet Katherine, not TG or K8, simply because she has one of the most carefully constructed online personalities I have ever encountered
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I wouldn't want to meet any of you in person. It would cut into my precious ThinkTanking time! It is already too short! :P
JB meets Bolo: (understand that I use a Logitech Trackman, not a mouse) Bolo puts JP through an intense 5 hours of thumb-wrestling in order to improve JB's aiming precision. "There, maybe you'll actually hit once in a while when firing at 5 enemy tanks in a goal scramble! Not quit apologizing so much!" JB is then incapable of picking up his beer mug without an operation opposable thumb.
JB meets TankGirl: TankGirl heads home leaving JB exhausted, yet without him "scoring" even once. How does she do that?
JB meets Hatter: Why would I go through the trouble of meeting a bastard? (just kidding. ;) )
JB meets -z-: "We're not worthy! We're not worthy! Wait, what are you doing away from your server? My God, it's probably down again! Get back to work, dammit!!!"
JB meets Tally Ho: <JB pulls a Tanker Bar Sledge from his M1A1 sponson box.> "Now THISis a hammer! Understand? You want it? Sign these enlistment papers, I need men like you."
JB meets Slugthog: "We're not worthy! We're not worthy! Wait, what are you doing away from your server? No wonder I can't find Frantic Slug! Get back to work, dammit!!!"
JB meets OM: OM finally teaches JB how to relax for once in his life. JB's long-stressed body falls apart as a result.
JB meets other people that are cool but can't think of anything witty for: <WHAM!> "That's for taking up the last slot to Frantic Slug! There should ALWAYS be a slot available for the Bomb, dammit!" :P
Okay, back to work for me. Fun thread, Bolo!
- BombJames Bomb
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K its been a while since my last off topic post so here it goes...this is intended to be HUMOROUS nothing else...
Me and mysteryman once joked about who would b the coolest person to meet in real life from the TT world....(not that any of this will EVER happen...just for grins....)
Our unanimous selection was stinkfingers...we thought it would be great entertainment to take him downtown and get him loaded...only problem is that I would laugh so hard I would have a heart attack!!
Hypotheticals for u tankers out there:
What would happen if u met (insert TT player here) in real life?? (b humerous and nonserious please)
Bolo vs tanky and jangles: first thing we would all beat the absolute $hit out of each other since we are all fiercely competitive...then we would get drunk....tanky and I would pass out and jangles would get really pissed and start calling me a noob again!!!
Bolo vs. Tally: all I know is that I would walk away with a hammer claw shoved through my forehead :)
Bolo vs -z-: no way would I ever shake this guys hand....i would bow down in utter obedience :)
Bolo vs TG: typical bolo vs. Hottie scenerio....TG: 1 Bolo: 0....at least I have a chance in scrum :)
Bolo vs JB: "down and give me 200!!" bolo dies...end of story
Bolo vs. Alt+f4: paintball game where I get my ass whooped...this guys comments are priceless:)
Bolo vs. 56K: how do u talk to a neural interface? Maybe old duffer would interpret?
Bolo vs. Sluggy: im scared of an older fellow who looks as he does in that photo
Bolo vs. Vash: maybe I would find out how much guiness a human can drink and stay alive...
Bolo vs. Lauryn: im still interested in lessons :)
Bolo vs. Hugo: "when u can take the pebble from my hand...." hell id b there forever
Bolo vs. LC: WOW...so much lighter in real life...have u lost weight?? :)
Bolo vs. Leapord: im not a gladiator soo..........
Bolo vs. Gnomie: we will solve the world religion problem
Bolo vs. RX: hmmmm drugs......hmmmmm lol
Bolo vs aca: my ass will not be cloned....
Later all
B
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