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I know I don't contribute much to the board but that's the funniest thing I have read in months.
Well I am only 4 months shy of 34, I drink caffeine,married, 4 kids,2 dogs & 3 cats & Pontiac Sun Brid 90'. So do I get grandfathered in ? I am a grandfather so that should count ! :P
ROFLMAO!!! ^,^^, & ^^^ How 'bout favorite color is blue, 1997 mercury sable wagon drivin, cigarette smokin, beer drinkin, father of 3, one dog, and one pain of a wife. 37 yrs old %)
So I post one thread and 44 instantly goes and makes a spin-off thread. BS.
^AWWWWWWWWWWW :P
@Lonewolf
Drop the caffeine habit, come back in 4 months and tell me your favorite color is blue -- I'll share the secret handshake then.
@Kentucky
We hate Mercury drivers. Go start your own club.
Last edited: Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 5:39:25 PM
Crap I drive a buick, is that ok?
Shoot I'm 39. I feel a woman who's 37. Damn that won't either. Where's the belly in the lap, looking for a walker club again?
Last edited: Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 9:52:18 PM
39, no family, no dog and drive Honda and not picky on what I drink. Damn, that is depressing. I don't need a club, I need a support group.
^ LOL. Do I qualify I'm 32.Favorite color is blue ,married, baby on the way, no dog ,no cat , drive buick too.
O and about drinks ,drink only tee...,also vodka , beer...etc XD
36, married, no kids, current vehicle is a Buick, and I drink the caffeinated sodas. %) Close, but not quite enough for membership, I think.
One kid, two dogs and a cat. Dont sell Pontiacs here - but have a GM. Only 30 but have lung capacity of a 50 year old..... Cough... Need a smoke. %)
44 is my binary.
Diet Caffeine-Free Coke?? Clearly this is a club for sissies. All talk and no game. 8o 8( 8( :'(
If you guys are done prancing around and want a real game, let us know. The Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper drinkers will be ready and waiting. 8o 8o X/ ;) B)
^ ROTFLMAO
@ 44
Big meanie ! :P
I guess I'd apply... If the age and married with kids part was forgotten :P
GEEZERS!!!! XD XD
32 year old male; 4 feet 6 inches tall; 270 pounds of manliness; cup size: DD manzeere; eye color: left eye is blue, right eye is green; tranportation: bus pass; hobbies include: urinal cake collecting and dressing up in school girl attire.
In Search of: female companion who loves long walks to McDonalds and a zest for popping blackheads.
Interested women should respond to: chunkylover4325@aol.com. Your destiny awaits.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes.
Invite a retard to a picnic and you'd better expect to get drool in the potato salad.
Let's see...37, married (1987) with a 7yo boy and a useless cat. I drive the $400 '95 Jetta while she's in the '99 Cherokee. I vary between preferring black or blue (I look good in both colors, not from fighting ;) ). Mostly drink water at home and Coke/Pepsi at fast food joints, but with the boy gone to his grandparent's for two weeks, its Killian's!
Last edited: Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 8:31:52 AM
Ouch... 35 , Married ( since 1997) now have a 5 yr old girl and a 2 year old son)
I drink Dr. Pepper though.... Favorite color is well.. I'm a designer.. It changes daily.. Mostly gray though...
So 2 and a half outta four...
A radio station called the other day and wanted to know if they could ask me about my radio station listening habits.. I said "Sure" but the first question was "Are you age 18-34?".. "No." "Okay then.. Thanks for your time.
Arrrgh.
I'm a golden olidie now?
Sniper
Last edited: Friday, August 12, 2005 at 8:39:35 PM
GEEZERS I tell ya GEEZERS
Did sniper mean "married" or "marred"? :)
Decaf is for wusses...... XD
44: I'd always wondered if your name was your age — guess not (yet). Same goes for 33, wherever he/she is. Anyway, hats off to all you fellow oldsters. Glad to see I'm not getting my butt kicked around by (just) a bunch of pimply teens.
On my end, that'd be 38, driving a blue station wagon (at least it's a Forester, and my favorite electric-midnight-type blue — the same color as my Rickenbacker 336, how's that for old-man cool?), living in sin, 3 cats, no kids, still drinking caffienated (but has to be Diet) Coke.
3/4 of the way there..eep
Edit: where's my rocking chair?
Last edited: Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 12:21:25 PM
^Probably right next to my Geritol. :)
(cue the polka music...)
Free coke?? Where?! XD
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