There's your sign.

1. You are driving your vehicle and someone cuts you off in traffic, you quickly click on your cruise control button to shoot the car that cut you off with area affect...

2. Realizing you don't have area affect you mistake the mail box in front of you for a power up.

3. While in traffic and trying to find an possible opening, you frantically scan your dash board looking for the zoom radar.

4. As you drive thru your neighborhood you see a trash can, run over it, thinking it's the scrum so you can score a goal.

5. While hurring into work to hit the clock on time you scream out, "Is The Arrow Set"

Feel Free to add your own, these are just a few that have crossed my mind.

RS

Last edited: Monday, November 14, 2005 at 1:23:00 AM

Opeing your colset and relizing you dont have a light tank to put on.
Running into a tree and mistaking the flag pole for a scrum
Thinking the next door nagibor is Tanty
XD

7. You go to the local campground with a gun and shoot down the campers, while doing so, you hear in your mind "LOLOL SO TANTYLIZING!!!" and "LOLOLOLOL POOR BABIES!!!"

^ & ^^ & ^^^ ROFL.................

1) You take a new car for a test drive and cos you liked so much you put a deposit down to buy it Yipeeeee. On the way home you then change your mind because it does not come with the cruise control area effect thingy or a pop off your brain attachement linked to the airbag so that when you crash you are immediately ejected through the sunroof...........

2) Because of sleep deprevation (due to long hours of TT), you are driving along the motoway when hey presto the tarmac turns lush..... You pull a quick powerslide across all three lanes and end up facing you opponents (or so you think) and trying to hit them with a few area effects - then realizing you are driving the car without the cruise control area effect thingy cos you bought it anyway.......................

3) After a long day on the road you start the tired drive home dreaming of playing TT and getting your butt kicked in Mad Bots by Red Seal (LOL). When suddenly you get a puncture at high speed. After a typical light tank type fight with the steering wheel you manage to bump and slide all over the place but by using you tank driving skills you finally come to rest outside a tyre repair shop undeneath a strange metal arch and you hear in your head "AMMO RELOADED". The guy hears the clunk clunk noise of a wounded vehicle and comes running out saying "G1 for not crashing I thought you were going off the map!! Do you want a new tyre?" to which you reply "X N1". The guy inspects the wheel and says "I've got a Michelin inside that will fit nicely shall I fix it up?" Without thinking you immediately reply, "WTF!!! NO WAY MAN I ONLY HAVE GOOD YEAR TYRE TRACKS ON MY TANK - GTG BBL CYA :-) ".........................

Just a few thoughts, man I enjoyed getting that off my chest XD XD XD

Last edited: Monday, November 14, 2005 at 2:20:45 AM

When you say terms like:

LMFAO!!!!

LOL!!!!

BRB!!!!11

In real life... Its sad

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You wake up in a cold sweat. You have a disturbed feeling that you have been playing TT all night, but you were in bed. Your wife asks you what in the world you were dreaming about. She says you were throwing your pillow and yelling "Bounce Back Powerup" on the way to the bathroom.

Once there, you were kicking the commode, and clanging the lid. You were shouting "dang rock" and making sounds like a little boy shooting a gun. She also remembers getting kicked a few times after you got back to bed. She is wondering if you were dreaming about playing rugby because you kept mumbling about scrum... And she thinks you are dreaming of playing against a team called "killers". You were yelling "l hate team killers!"

Now you're in trouble for ruining her beauty sleep... ;)

Last edited: Monday, November 14, 2005 at 9:49:11 PM

You spend a large portion of your day moderating and posting on a forum site dedicated to tt. Sound like anybody we know? 8o

^ hmmmm..... Mysterious ;)