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You deserved it.

 

To Napalm:
Just because you look like Maude doesn't mean you can mod. This guy pumps out more crap than a herd of cattle. Keep on truckin' Bea.

 

 

To KentuckyKillBilly:
Yah, like you really have to announce you're an inbred. You thought that was a big mystery? There's more inbreeding in this guys family tree than every dog ever shown at the Westminster Kennel Club.

 

 

To Reagent X:
Look at me, I'm a leprechaun and you'll never find me pot of gold. Well, I found your pot of gold. I then refilled while reading the sports section and eating a glazed doughnut. Taste the rainbow Lucky.

 

 

To NUTS!:
This boy's the reason the movie wasn't titled "Debbie Does Milwaukee." He looks like he got a makeover from every cheese grater in that backwards state. You truly are the Squiggy to my Laverne and Shirley.

 

 

To Baba:
HIs name is actually just Ba, but this stuttering yutz can't control his fingers either. TTTTTake CCCCCare NNNNNumbnuts.

 

 

To Fleabiscuit:
Look at me I like to talk in code so nobody understands what I'm saying. Well I got one for yah straight from the dictionary: _ _ _ A female sheep. _ _ _ _To draw in by establishing a partial vacuum. Have fun figuring that one out Riddler.

 

 

To Dash:
Look at me I'm Polynesian and when I go to a pig roast I'm the one they cover in dirt and banana leaves for 12 hours. Save some for the rest of us Porky and say hi to your wife Petunia for me as well.

 

 

To Tally Ho:
Look at me, I'm Mr. Politics and I love that GW is doing horribly in the polls. Yah well, I got something you can pull Sparky.

 

 

To MasterTMO:
I've no opinion and I like to stay in the middle. The only thing you should be in the middle of is two buses in a head on collision.

 

 

To Stinkfingers:
I like to butt into conversations and use really big words so Rabban can't understand me. I also think I'm so worldly since I lived in Japan. Listen Sparticus, the only thing worldy about you is the half dozen STDs you've gotten from a half dozen countries.

 

 

To Hugobrain:
Everyone, please stop arguing. Stay benign like myself and my country. Listen up Slappy. Zip your lip before we send up the Rhode Island state militia to smack you and your country around.

 

 

To 44:
I don't believe in God. There is no afterlife he says. I believe in one thing and one thing only. I believe your cottage cheese havin' ass will die choking on a stack of pancakes. Say hi to Mama Cass for me Tons of Fun.

 

 

To Jacques:
Look at me I'm French. Yah, why did it take the Germans three days to control France? Because it was rainin'. It should have taken two. Thanks for the mayOnaise Pierre.

 

 

To Triv:
Ever met a person from Finland that didn't ask, "How you say?". Either learn the language or shut up. The Finnish, blah. They've never Finnished anything. Now you go play tank game on how you say? Internet?

 

 

To Rabban:
I wish we talked about more interesting and hotter topics on this forum. I got news for yah Larry. You're about as interesting as a waffle iron. Your neighbor wasn't crazy, he was bored. I've seen more depth in a contact lens case.

 

 

To Bolo:
Big deal you play the bass in a crappy band. I play the trout in an equally crappy air guitar band but didn't feel the need to put up a website to advertise the suckiness. Have fun at Sausage Fest '06. That's a fitting venue for you and your band since the five people that actually come and see you play will surely be dudes sporting mullets. You'd be wise to take a hatchet to your axe Yngwie.

 

 

To KillinBrainCells:
I drink so people will excuse my stupidity. "He's not dumb, he's just drunk," is something you only wish people would say. Even Hannibal Lecter would pass on your diseased liver. I do have a little bit of compassion for you though. I'd stay drunk 24/7 as well if I was married to your wife. Cheers Arthur.

 

 

To DJ WIngs:
I like to comment on everything and anything so I feel special. Listen up Corky, the word "special" that people use when referring to you isn't a compliment. Don't you find it strange that you can't find a hat to support your movie screen sized forehead? Don't worry, that below 70 IQ will supply you with a government mandated job mopping floors at Burger King when you graduate from the "special class."

 

 

To Jangles:
You truly are a miracle of life. You were the first baby in history to be born rectally. The phrase, "Hey blank for brains," was coined especially for you. Aww, look at the cute wittle baby. His eyes look just like two kernels of corn, and that nose is as cute as a peanut.

 

 

To Tankor:
Congratulations! You've squashed the theory that all Asians are smart. I guess that grading curve is safe after all. One thing is for sure, the miniscule member stereotype is safe and sound. Ain't that right Inch Worm?

 

 

To Squidring:
My favorite bludger. You're as useless as your quasi country. The only thing your Down on is good looks and the only thing your Under is achievement. It's a common misconception that other countries only banished their criminals to Australia. People forget, they also sent their retards. Aussie salute, Paul.

 

 

To LC50:
Let me define for the rest of you mental midgets. LC50 means lethal concentration of fifty percent. Doctor Zhivago studies the lethal concentrations of an individuals dutch oven. Yah, he.tests farts for a living. This certainly explains his breath.

 

 

To Get Some:
This failed photographer couldn't make it on the pet photo circuit. He now has to work part time as a clown at childrens parties. He already had the big ears and drunken red nose so he only needed to buy half the costume. Dance clown! I said dance! Get Some, yah okay, you coudn't get some at a morgue.

 

 

To James Bomb:
Bomb James Bomb, yah right. The only thing you've got in common with James Bond is Roger Moore. You're both feminine and ruin anything you've taken part in.

 

 

To LGM:
We need blah blah rules. We need to protect the blah blah kids. I don't believe in blah blah spanking. Yap, Yap, Yap. Grow a pair Gomer. I gotta agree with you on one point though LGM. I too believe in a ruling class. Especially since I rule!

 

No more as I've run out of ideas.

 

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes.

Invite a retard to a picnic and you'd better expect to get drool in the potato salad.

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Friday, April 21, 2006 at 8:52:04 AM

Good morning to you too, sunshine.

 

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Darn! I was guessing you would say, "I won't apologize".

You don't have to let go of one rope before grabbing the other. But you'll have to let go of one if you want to swing forward.

Friday, April 21, 2006 at 10:12:50 AM

Yay! I made the a list! I'd just like to pause and acknowledge the Allmighty, without Whom, none of this would be possible. I'd also like to take a moment to say "F You all you B list wannabes." you think you're worthy of a rogue insult? You haven't earned it yet, you miserable pr$%ks. Keep on hunting and pecking your inanities and maybe, just maybe rogue will take notice and give you a right rogering. Until that time, Bite Me and good luck.

 

Friday, April 21, 2006 at 10:25:06 AM

 

 

To ROGUE:
I like to use a mutant girls name when I play cartoon tank game. I figure that if anyone ever did look under my dress they would figure it out, or the other reason why people call me Napolean. I like to get in every one's face well because I need them to notice me and it seems the only way to get people to look down. Undereath it all I am really an ass, but I love you.

 

Hehe gj

 

 

Friday, April 21, 2006 at 10:31:17 AM


 

More to come later as I've run out of time.

 

Oh big talker; like you got a life.
What you really mean is that you get kicked out of the mission during the day.

{WalMart free for over 24 months!}

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Friday, April 21, 2006 at 12:07:47 PM

@ Stink - Did ya notice I made it without making it? XD

BTW- what's "inanities" mean?

Friday, April 21, 2006 at 1:03:06 PM

^_^

**..::I am thoroughly... amused:::..**

Friday, April 21, 2006 at 1:22:47 PM

How did I guess that that was what this thread would be about?

Friday, April 21, 2006 at 1:50:36 PM

That made me smile :) then my stiches popped 8( I'm over it now ;)

I am likin' the comback to this, too...

Pardon my rudeness, I cannot abide useless people.

Friday, April 21, 2006 at 3:07:58 PM

Heh interesting....I'm happy ROGUE has not insulted me on my lag problems. XD

-AO

I'm so grateful.

That's another whippersnapper belted by the feared AncientOne!

Friday, April 21, 2006 at 5:30:28 PM

If you didn't make my list you weren't nearly important enough. You should find the nearest bridge and perform a one time showing of a swan dive during rush hour.

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes.

Invite a retard to a picnic and you'd better expect to get drool in the potato salad.

Sunday, April 23, 2006 at 7:57:52 AM

^

 

@ Tankster: You didn't make my list because you weren't nearly important enough. You should find the nearest bridge and perform a one time showing of a swan dive during rush hour.

 

What did you just say to me?

This means war.

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Sunday, April 23, 2006 at 9:02:10 AM

Man, it makes me feel sad that there's nothing I can do about people like Rogue that get D-s on their best exams and have to spend their lives flipping burgers and relying on other people's symapthy for dough... Listen up, Mr(s). Oh-look-at-me-I'm-having-a-gender-crisis-this-pic-says-I'm-a-guy-but-this-one-says-I'm-really-a-lesbian-in-disguise, you don't have to be another TankGirl. He was a rarity. And besides, I heard you got yourself a 3rd degree burn recently during army service (and not from me, either)? You're supposed to throw the GRENADE, not the PIN. You could use some counseling from me.
(echo of Tankster's voice comes back from the other side of a map) Thiiiis meeeeans waaaaar...

Sunday, April 23, 2006 at 10:23:06 AM

The only war you two are currently fighting is obviously against the English language. XD

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes.

Invite a retard to a picnic and you'd better expect to get drool in the potato salad.

Sunday, April 23, 2006 at 12:47:50 PM

You two ? It was DJ, which, last time I checked, is one person.

Just as they say... When you age, the first thing to go is the ability to count to four...

I'm makin this list

Sunday, April 23, 2006 at 1:17:13 PM

And then comes the smell... You could beat Napalm up any day without even touching him. Obviously, the next things to go are the linguistic skills... Who made you a grammar critic? What language are YOU speaking to not be able to speak English?

Sunday, April 23, 2006 at 1:21:13 PM

Another reason to prop up the civility of my true north country. :)

 

All americans aye they are like this Rouge dude: rude, loud, unapologetic, arrogant. Oh and they like camping. In a big winnebago. In a Wal-Mart parking lot.

 

 

Sunday, April 23, 2006 at 2:58:36 PM

@Rug AKA Rogue
This is a pretty funny thread did your mommy help you write this stuff or did you get out your old birthday cards? XD

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Sunday, April 23, 2006 at 4:39:16 PM

To rogue:

Just because you work with real estate doesnt make you a real estate agent. People who spend their whole lives trying to find a place to live are called HOMELESS not real estate agents.

How many kids do you need? There should be a law to prevent the spreading of ugliness. After four kids I think the odds are against you so just give it up. The apple doesnt fall far from the tree. Stupid and ugly parents yield stupid and ugly kids

:)

B

Sunday, April 23, 2006 at 9:38:50 PM

I hope your not insulted.... ;) :P 8(
You should find the nearest bridge and perform a one time showing of a swan dive during rush hour.

 

Sunday, April 23, 2006 at 9:53:52 PM

Hoo...wow! This is for when saying, "U suxxors, foo!" just isn't sufficient.
Bomb...James Bomb

Sunday, April 23, 2006 at 9:55:22 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAH
this dude needs a life... Get a life punk, hahahahahaha
Funny stuff though, totally agree with you on some of the "Above" lol
Farewell buddy and hope you rot in hell..

 

Monday, April 24, 2006 at 2:36:51 AM

TOO HARSH ??? Nah, I think you deserve it....

 

Monday, April 24, 2006 at 2:37:40 AM
44

Nicely done. LOL

Monday, April 24, 2006 at 3:39:33 AM

What's in a name?

Rogue
noun 1 a rogue without ethics scoundrel, villain, miscreant, reprobate, rascal, good-for-nothing, ne'er-do-well, wretch; informal rat, dog, louse, crook; dated cad; archaic blackguard, picaroon, knave.

LOL... RAGU,
I can't figure out if you are a reprobate, picaroon, or archaic blackguard!!!
lol

Monday, April 24, 2006 at 3:59:32 AM

@ HankstaTanksta

 

This is a pretty funny thread did your mommy help you write this stuff or did you get out your old birthday cards?

 

Way to much credit there. First I doubt he had "mom", more like an expirement that wouldn't die. Second, not sure to many people celebrate his birthday.

Just cause you love em ROGUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD ;) :S %) :P :o
Wait one more B) !

 

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Monday, April 24, 2006 at 8:39:23 AM

^ one more? Should be easy for him, considering that all of them look like they were created by putting pieces of paper with random words written on them in a hat and drawing them at random... Oh, wait, he's got another one...

 

...-z-...
...banana souffle'...
...Green Day...
...yo' mama...
...PTT.
Umm... O... Kay...
MOMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

 


XD B)

Monday, April 24, 2006 at 12:28:44 PM

Rogue?
Rogue who?
Have I met him?

Monday, April 24, 2006 at 11:48:36 PM

Rogue - so I am not important enough to make the list eh....?

So....... If masturbation was terminal, you would have been dead 30 years ago :P

Tuesday, April 25, 2006 at 4:02:07 AM

I'm obviously out of ideas. I go bed now. Night.

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes.

Invite a retard to a picnic and you'd better expect to get drool in the potato salad.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006 at 1:59:05 PM

16 insults? Is that all you have? Is your brain fried now?
Ask mommy for some more ideas, hers are more humorous than yours.
XD

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Thursday, April 27, 2006 at 11:44:43 AM

WE WANT MORE!
WE WANT MORE!
WE WANT MORE!

Thursday, April 27, 2006 at 11:47:58 AM

Okay, I'm bored waiting for a home inspector. I gotta dig deep though. Only one new one thus far. Feel free to say some stupid crap in other threads so I can get some new material.

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes.

Invite a retard to a picnic and you'd better expect to get drool in the potato salad.

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Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 10:52:50 AM
LGM

Blah blah... Blah. Shazzam! LGM made a list... You must be digging deep ;)

Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 11:15:40 AM

Can I say stupid crap here so I can feel included?

 

Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 1:51:19 PM

^ You can quote from any of Rogue's post. XD He does not remember what he posts and does not read what other write. B)

Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 5:28:59 PM

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