Heyas - I have noticed lately a bit of agro on PTT.
So heres a chance to vent it at me....
Even if you dont know me, flame me, abuse me, try to make me cry...

Good luck

I will start OK

Squid you are a NooB wannabee who couldnt drive a greasy stick up your own bum let alone drive a tank. %)

I've got nothing but compliments for you Squid.

You and your wife are great.

I've heard his wife was pretty good, but I haven't heard the same about him. ;)

Ya his dog even wrote me. Says since 44 has taken his wife he can not keep his hands off the dog ! You need to seek help for that man ! XD

Last edited: Friday, September 16, 2005 at 6:22:08 AM

Yo momma so poor...I saw her kickin a can down the street, I asked her what she was doin' and she said movin'. :P

I got somethin' that'll make you cry...

Little guy only has one leg, but THE HEART OF A CHAMPION!

LMFAO - Awwww come on.... You can do better than that!!!

Not crying yet, but you guys will if wifey reads this !!!! %)

He can make it on his own. What a champion..... A champion.

If that doesn't get you right there, you have a heart of stone. Stone, I tell you.

@ROGUE - your momma just payed me a visit, so for 30 seconds you actually regained the record. Now please excuse me while I shampoo my curtains. XD

Squid
I'm sorry but, it appears my sister wants her dance outfit back. You'll have to put your "Dancing with Stars" quest on hold for the time being.

Sry Bud!
Give it back! XD
BTW: You can keep the padding up front, she won't need that.

Last edited: Friday, September 16, 2005 at 7:35:41 AM

OR

EWWWWWW - Nap - the legs look familiar but red just aint my colour, plus I dont have a pair of socks big enough to stuff down my pants for a package that big.

P.s LMFAO.... I aint cryen yet. Keep it coming. XD

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

A: Ask your mom.

Squidy- I just heard the repo man is comin' for your boat, tackle, and beer...

Last edited: Friday, September 16, 2005 at 8:37:11 AM

Same for me mate. Although I don't know ur wife XD! But she must be great!

-S-

I think there's just a bit of information your all missing about Squids little mrs. But by all means, keep enjoying yourselves. :~)

^ thought that was the picture on 44's Yahoo profile?

Hope ths helps... Caution tho!

http://www.media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=lionhunt.wmv

If anyone knows these poeple in the video its never too late to teach them a other lesson...like maybe a fist in thier faces 5 billon times non-stop

What are they gonna eat it?? Hang it on a wall??? Stuff it and call it teddy?

Made me cry

Last edited: Friday, September 16, 2005 at 10:31:44 AM

This should certainly make you cry. I'm not sure how it couldn't.

http://wm.atomshockwave-secure.speedera.net/wm.atomshockwave-secure/full/gold_pants_live_wmp_300.asf?HashKey=31036d16486500a4170ad3656b52cf62

@ ROGUE,

My sources tell me that's your wife there. She is definitely a sight. Will all those colours she should auditions for Mimi from the Drew Carey Show?? Or is she wife too?? I hear Americans are into bigamy.

SSMe

Hmmm... Insults... So many that I could use... Hmmm...

From stupid insults inc.

SquidRing...SquidRing...

I can't help it, but that name sounds like the best supporting actor in a gay porno.

N.T. Bullock - "After The Math"
QuickTime version
WindowsMediaPlayer version
MP3 version

"Filmmaker/Musician N.T. Bullock made this heartfelt music video after waiting out Hurricane Katrina in his home in McComb, Mississippi."

You want emotion? I'll give you emotion!
MAX

Genius Blind Clide! Totally genius B) !

Rabban - LMFAO.

But keep it coming - I cant say I have really been properly insulted yet.
I think wifey has copped more flak than me so far.

@Lone. I am posting you my dog... No-one rats me out like that.
@ROGUE - nice boobs mate. Yes you do win a prize - I'm sending you a breast pump and a few crabs.

Come on - I can take it... Get personal !!! You will feel a whole lot better I guarantee it.

Squidly

@ BC
I was going to post a comment on onions. Being a chef I can cut through a 50 lbs bag of onions in 15 minutes and not even break a tear ! The only problem is you need about 2 lbs of lemons to get the dang onion smell off your hand. Hehehe

@ Squid Ring
TMI on the picture man, I don't get into kinky animal porn like you. By the way any one tell youyour name sounds like a sex object ! %)

Last edited: Saturday, September 17, 2005 at 6:04:37 AM

@Lone - call yourself a chef? My arse pushes out turds that would taste better than anything you could serve up. XD

LMAO %)

So I looked up australian insults, and found this from google.

Classic Australian Insults and Curses

"May your ears turn into arseholes and poop on your shoulders."

"He's a few wanks short of an orgasm."

"May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down."

"Your face is like a twisted Ugg boot."

"He thinks his crap doesn't stink, but his farts give him away."

"Fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down."

"If I had a head like yours, I'd circumcise it."

So take that, aussie. Oh and your beer sucks too.

Last edited: Saturday, September 17, 2005 at 9:02:54 AM

^ oooo dis XD

May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down.... LMFAO Memphis

Never heard that one before, although I have been kicked by an emu, :P

I would kick you too, if you tried to do to me what you do to your dog. No wonder the emu kicked you ! You need to seek help for this man ! %)

@ Squid

Yo moma so poor I saw her bangin on a trash can and I ask wut she was doing and she said" My kids locked me out"

@Squid,

There is a world spam shortage! The forums will fall apart without it's spam cement that holds it!

AHHHH RUN!

@Rune LMFAO

Lol

@squid: Your so redneck the jack-o-lantern on ur porch has more teeth then you do

Yo moma so poor........................
1.when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.

2.I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked???"

Last edited: Sunday, September 18, 2005 at 9:24:17 AM

Your so poor.................
1.Yo sister is so po...shit, she can't even afford them last 2 letters!
Your friend so poor..............
1.You Star Wars friend so insanely poor that I walked into his house, asked to use the bathroom, and he handed me a shovel saying: "May the force be with you."

Yo moma so fat..................
1.when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball

God these are good

Lol insane %)

Yo mama so fat hey dress sizes are x Large,jumbo,shamoo an OH MY!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!!!! It's COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone and hit a parked car!

Ehe, r mild cus words allowed? XD

Squid: YOU FLAT-FOOTED, SMALL-A'ED, SMELLY S-O-B!

Um....ehe.... ;)

Last edited: Sunday, September 18, 2005 at 4:35:07 PM

Rune has done it.... Made my cry... But from laughing.... That jack-lantern is classic.

LMFFAO XD

So do u announce me the Best dissing boy ;-)