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Microsoft Linux website? LOL
What the heck X/ !
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Eh...? I dont get it. Is this a monkeynot mission to mars so that theyll tell us wat the air is like up there?
I thought its Microsoft Windows, right? Microsoft Linux? :o
I read somewhere that Apple is sending a team of pigs to Jupiter in 2011. Guess they want to get the jump on Bill Gates there.
... But there is still 6 yrs inbetween. X/
Interesting thing about the website is the Links on the top left hand corner:-
Devlopers
News
Home Users
Enterprise
Justice Department
Become a MS Linux Tester
System Requirements
Snapshots
Download Center
I think that the site is a hoax, I mean simple spelling mistake, and the links... LOL!!!
Sure, its a hoax.
"Microsoft Invades Cuba",
Microsoft Invades Cuba
Microsoft's plan to invade cuba and overthrow the government has succeeded. One Microsoft official said "It's a win-win situation. The US Government is happy and shuts up the DOJ while Microsoft institutes a monopoly within Cuba for everything from computer software to toilet paper. One more step closer to world domination. Heck, we could feed a whole development department for the cost of one developer's salary in the US. They may not know how to create an Operating System very well, but neither do our US developers."
"Microsoft Monkey Coloney on Mars",
Microsoft Monkey Colony on Mars
Microsoft has announced that a team of monkeys will be shot into space in 2005 to establish the first Martian Colony. At a recent press conference, Bill Gates confirmed, "We are already training the monkeys to do simple tasks like reboot the space ship when it blue screens. The space vehicle will be running our newest product, SpacePod 2004. This product will instruct the monkeys how to colonize Mars and establish trade with the Martians. We intend to monopolize this market before Human travel to Mars is possible."
"MS Linux to have Start button",
MS Linux to have Start Button
Microsoft is working to incorporate the well known "Start" button from the Windows Platform into X Windows' Gnome interface. "We just can't figure out how the hell to get that darn foot out of there! The damn thing is like stuck." The team will have this feature ready by product launch.
MS Linux Faces Competition
Microsoft has hired lawyers to attack it's own product line in an attempt to confuse the DOJ. This stunning new tactic shows great promise according to several Harvard Law professors, although many expressed confusion when questioned about the long term effects of this campaign
Lolololololol! U really think Microsoft did these crazy things? They're too busy going after Google to do insignificant things like these.
Obviously, its a hoax.
I think microsoft linux would be kinda of cool. Cuz theres things from both OS that works better then the other, and if they put that together that would be pretty cool, Personally I think its a hoax
Actually from what I'm reading as a Certified Microsoft Professional is
that Windows has gone the same way as Mac did with OSX
That the newest gates OS, "Longhorn", is now out in beta
and the core components and interface are Linux
Sort of Like a Windows shell on Suse 9.3
Also all versions of Win XP are now half price
So I'm betting Longhorn is released soon
^ Matter of time according to my sources in Microsoft.
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Microsoft Monkey Colony on Mars
Microsoft has announced that a team of monkeys will be shot into space in 2005 to establish the first Martian Colony. At a recent press conference, Bill Gates confirmed, "We are already training the monkeys to do simple tasks like reboot the space ship when it blue screens. The space vehicle will be running our newest product, SpacePod 2004. This product will instruct the monkeys how to colonize Mars and establish trade with the Martians. We intend to monopolize this market before Human travel to Mars is possible."
Scariest part is this excerpt was from the Official Microsoft Linux website