I have given up my job as a religious leader. I have started my new job as a Gay recruiter. Some of you know that just by being around gays that you can accidentally have a "gay gene" get on you and BAM!!! Next thing you know you are getting razor rash from your one true love.

After much research into the many ways that gays become gay, I have found the common denominator and programmed the data into a hacked version of ThinkTanks. If you play a game with me you will be gay in a matter of minutes. If you don't wish to be gay, don't join the game with me because I will "gay-you-up immediately."

How do I do it you ask? Well the funny thing is, the technology was already built into the game, I only had to unlock its abilities. Let me just say that there is a reason it is called a "Bounce-Back Powerup". (ever wonder why the BBP is hot pink?)

In addition, It only takes one or two hits from my newly developed Gay-Area Powerup and you will want to divorce your wife or leave your girlfriend immediately... (those of you in San Francisco may want to call this the Bay Area Powerup, or possibly the Bay-Area-Powderpuff)

The process is painless and free... (that is until you act upon your new gay instincts, then I cannot say for a fact that it will be painless and you will DEFINITELY be "paying the price" for the next few days).

After your new dose of gayness, You will find yourself chasing your opponents but not to kill them, just to snuggle up behind them. Of course, once you have a helping of being Gay, your team game goes to hell because you just wanna hang out with your "partners"....

Suddenly shouting "Nice 1" invokes a different response all together. You may have any number of players respond with a "thank you, but don't you think it makes me look a bit bloated?"

As for shouting out "Good Job!" Well, I will let your imagination run with that one.

In closing, I can tell you that there will be some new player dynamics... For example, Asshat, AssCloneArmy, and 100% Asshole will suddenly be favored players and could actually become heros.... Possibly even Greek Gods.

Last edited: Monday, May 10, 2004 at 11:33:42 PM

ROFLMAO!!

The official poster?

Last edited: Monday, May 10, 2004 at 1:11:45 PM

LOL!!

Oh wowthis should be fun! B)

TG, hope you got your fire-retardant uniform, because a post like this is going to attract flamersI mean flames! Oh man, that was a bad pun. I'll burn for that one. :P

Sorry, TG, but it just ain't working. No matter how much I chase you on the field, your ass still looks better than Ass Clone Army's!

- BombJames Bomb

Lol! I don't know. Ever since I played with TG I've found myself oddly attracted to HugoBraaain. But that doesn't count does it?

No it doesn't. XD

I dont discriminate in TT. Whatever your are you will be shot down. No matter what I will still think of something else when I tailgate TG:)

B

@TG, your twisted kid, what did you smoke? Funny as hell, but twisted.

_{I might need to change my name.}

LOL oddball