Well, lay your problems on me and I'll save you from all that is EVIL.

Yo momma.

How about just whipping up a new color scheme for PTT? This green has really got me down. :S

Define evil

Racer, have your mom call my mom. They both need saving.
Rabby, Green is not evil, nuless it's a monetary basis.
Nuts!, Evil=NUTS!

Yeow. I was ready to cuss you out until I saw you were nappy. :P

Here are my problems...hope you can help.

I'm an atheist.

Somebody created me a 'FoFo Skin' which I sort of idolize.

I often type "GDI".

Sunday morning is one of my favorite times to play. I skip church for Think Tanks.

I have played under the alias 'WhosYourDaddy'. That OK?

I shoot to kill.

Squid's wife.

I love to steal the ball....especially from Memphis, who is a preacher.

I often kick people on MI: Banlist and then tell them Blind Cide did it.

Is Three a neighbor?

Not seeing any issue here.

I least you don't covet your neighbor's house (it's true you live next to a landfull, but stlll you could covet it) so I would assume you're saved, but then Napalm needs to confirm this, that's just my uneducated guess.

Hugo is man, wise beyond his years. He is correct in saying 44 is saved.

I must ask this question though. I often see this character saying he's here to kick a$$ and chew bubblegum, yet all out of gum.

44, did you take Memphis' bubblegum? You can tell me, and I WILL judge you.

Are you willing to take the black fluid (prune juice I think) out of LC50^s magic 8 ball?

From you. I need saved from you :P

If 44 did take Memphis' bubblegum, that would explain why he kicked my *ss earlier.

I believe 44 needs saving from the rule of only having one wife... Lift that one and he's a whole new man! XD

Me on the other hand? That boogie man in your sig! %) Lolz!

Mrs. Three is much easier coveted with a shower of money rather than your saliva as you spew such crafty one-liners as "I can lick my back, think about it". Just tryin' to help.

Naps: I find myself growing ever more agitated at the fact that when too many people join a server, my shot speed begins to resemble a prostate troubled 80 year old trying to urinate. Little help here? (with the shot speed, the urinator seems to work fine, except for the shut-off valve when Mrs. Three makes me wear khakis).

Last edited: Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 7:51:33 PM

Amen brother

God of PTT, I am past my expiration date. Why have I not become dust in the wind?

-AO

^it's a matter of moisture. :O)

^ Lolz! Yeah, I can see him surviving on the green vegetation levels of TT. Probably damp/humid enough to "stick".

But explain a situation like this, oh mighty and wise one!

Hmm, isn't that where you live, Napalm?...erm, I mean, God and Savior of PTT! XD

Hello God, are you free for lunch I need to pick your brain on why? Why this?, all of this, just why ?

Date Man needs saving ;)

People who need saving, need to ask, or at the very least, not resist being saved. Those who do not want ot be saved will never successfully transition from bad to good.

Gun Bunny, dont' forget who created Heaven AND Hell.

Mag, Date Man would be a challenge. But I think with some hash browns and powdered sugar he'll come around.

Date Man is a pretty great dude.

Woohoo is making him nuts though.

Nothing wrong with that.

Can you help save dash? He never reads his emails....(well from me anyway)

Dash needs no saving.

Let me tell you a little something about Dash.

Last edited: Friday, October 13, 2006 at 8:18:11 AM

^ I have seen that, very moving.

Yes he never read my freakin emails.

Will you save me? I am a n00b heavy wanting to be a top heavy. A transition from bad to good. Heavies-got to love 'em!

Last edited: Friday, October 13, 2006 at 10:30:16 AM

I'm assuming your a man, in which case I think n*b heavy is actually a pretty good place to be...

Im next!

^^ Your quest is a feeling of good based of vanity and greed. You can be saved. Your quest should be for porviding more pleasurable playing experiences for others. As the others feel better as you play, you also will feel better.

Last edited: Friday, October 13, 2006 at 11:16:22 AM

Ah...so that lotion I've been using is doing me wonders...then I only have one more question, almight PTT God. How many years do I have left? (This should be interesting...)

-AO

Hehehe problems ,my problem is I wanna admin on PTT x) cool lil parrot beak stars. Lmao,
^I can tell ya that easy, ull die when the next "whippersnapper" you belt, pulls out an oozi and shoots ya between ze eyes.......hehehe anyway about those parrot beak stars :P
[E] three who is spewing wat and wat is that person spewing! Better not be protein stains! Again!

Last edited: Saturday, October 14, 2006 at 12:12:14 AM

^^ Do I look like a fortune cookie?

OK then, One so ancient should not be as concerned with how long he has left, he should rather be concerned with the quality of what he has left.
;O)>

I can forgive the adultery 44 but leaving cheap american beer in my fridge is unforgivable.

Please god show me how to lay paving properly. I am making a mess of it and if I dont get it right my missus will pay to get the paving guy around who is built like a brick shithouse and she will perv at him all day and make me depressed by commenting on how useless I am.

Last edited: Sunday, October 15, 2006 at 4:23:59 AM

^Sounds like you can't lay anything right...

Last edited: Sunday, October 15, 2006 at 5:53:40 AM

@ squid
Time to call in the heavy-duty vibrating equipment to keep the wife happy.

^ & ^^

I should have seen those two coming.... LMAO

I will have to put forth some thought on this bizarre trio.......

Sometimes a sould is beyond redemption...

I do!
I do!
My wife is cooking chicken for dinner and..........
I think she means..........................................me!
Help me.........oh plz help me !!!

Ole claw foot.

I was thinking if you were to give the wife some constructive criticism she would see that you care about her well-being and her happiness.
You may suggest that her cooking could use some help, and that maybe she should enroll in some cooking classes.

Be cautious, she may interpret this the wrong way and tell you to do all your own cooking.

At this point you really don't have to have chicken for dinner do you?

^

Alas poor Roo did not heed this wise advice and is now a stew.

His generous legacy continues by helping out others battling colds and flu.

^^ MUAHAHAHAHA
Tell my italian wife she cant cook......
EGADS MAN!
Someone shoot me now and end my misery
OOOAAAHAHAHAHA

Saturday evening, following a productive local Home Builder's Assoc. Meeting, a bunch of us decided to have drinks. Riding in the car of a female safety engineer of a large commercial company, I noticed her pink hardhat and rhinestone trimmed safety glasses in the back seat. These seemed, for whatever reason, like the proper accessories for me to wear into the bar at that time. (we were drinking during the meeting also, which could, I repeat could have influenced the decision)

Everybody in the bar thought that this was at least the funniest thing they'd seen in the past hour, and got a good laugh. Everybody, that is, except one particular individual. This person will be noted as "dyed, spiked hair guy" throughout the following conversation:

This is the exact point from which my question arises. I could've let this poor fella off without another word. But oh no. Not me. Not drunk, loveable me..........

The ensuing melee resembled the old batman television fight scenes, except of course for the man in the pink hard hat gently urging the dyed, spiked hair guy to rethink his course of action. Oh, next month's HBA meeting oughta be fun at recap time.

So the question Mr. Evil Undoer: At what point in life (I'm 36 now) will I be fitted for that automatic verbal filter that nearly everyone else my age seems to possess?

I'm wondering what the hell (oops) took you so long....

I think you could have saved yourself if you would have taken action 3 lines earlier. :O)

Last edited: Monday, October 16, 2006 at 9:54:27 AM

Good storey Three. Next time wear a mustache, they're safer.

@Three

What kind of drink makes it seem like a good idea to put on a pink hardhat and rhinestone trimmed safety glasses before going into a bar? Your retort was clever. Your wardrobe choice...not so much.

Last edited: Monday, October 16, 2006 at 10:28:03 AM

I have a terrible secret to share that...involves Secret®. If I bare my...soul, will I still be saved?

Sure, lay it on me. I'm the most forgiving person you'll know.

oooohhhh... At first I thought you said sHaving

Rabbina, apparently the shock value of a man being a woman just isnt what it once was. With the likes of Tankgirl, GQ, Jangles, and NUTS! All being women, your situation is just a matter of your acceptance. Meaning, it's all up to you, we will accept you for the warm, lickable, (I mean likeable) vegetarian you are. Having a secret means that you have benn fearful of what the community would have thought of you.
You are a brave and strong um, woman?

There are others here like you.

Can you guess who this is?

Your not alone, we love you just as you are. Hairy legs and all.

^ Hey! I shave!!! ;)