I cant believe nobody has ever done this (if some1 did I didnt see it) Everybody just tell ne jokes that u kno so I tell you...LET THERE BE JOKES!!!!!!!

-Krispy(SA/DAS)

This has been done three times.

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Da** it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

( I had to change the cuss word)

Vicous_Ex-Co-Captain/EE-Leader

Lets do the lamest jokes :P

A guy walked into a bar and sayed outch ;)
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Lets do the lamest jokes :P

A guy walked into a bar and sayed outch ;)
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Lets do the lamest jokes :P

A guy walked into a bar and sayed outch ;)
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Too blondes walk into a bar u think the second blonde would have seen it ;)

Too? Do you mean two ;)
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@ leg o... Well like I said...

A guy walks into a bar and said yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo to the bartender. XD

Bartender looks at him,and says,"The toy store is down the street".

A guy walks into a bar with a monkey and the monkey starts destroying the place. The bartender says hey u cant bring him in here! But the guy says that he will pay for all of the damage. All of the sudden the monkey eats a pool ball. So the man pays the bartender for the damage and leaves.

The next day he and the monkey comes back and the man says again that he'll pay for damages. The monkey jumps up on the bar, sticks a cherry up his butt and eats it. The bartender says hey ur monkey just stuck a cherry up his butt and ate it! The man says yea after the pool ball he wants to check the size first.
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

-Krispy(SA/DAS)

A guy goes up to a bartender and bets him $200 he can pee in a shotglass across the bar. So the bartender agrees and the guy starts pissing all over the bar. So the man pays the bartender and the bartender asks, "Why are you so happy? You lost the bet." So the man answers, "I'm happy because I bet those guys over there $500 dollars I could pee all over your bar and you'd be happy about it."
READ THE JOKE!!!!!

Zolt that is off of desperado lol oh and your forgot the part about him peing on the bartender as well, in the bet and when he does the peing.

I got that joke from one of my friends at a party ;)

*sigh*
warfare the comedien takes center stage...............

I know a joke!!!!
his name is EE/GGco cpt zolt

Bah dum chish!

HEY!!!!!!!! Lol

Well yo' momma so fat when she walked in front of the TV during the Superbowl you missed 3 commercials!
ba dum chis