You guys are either gonna laugh at me or get mad at me for this...

I found this an extremely entertaining topic,even though it is "wrong" by some standards. But even you have thought of it,right? (Well,if you have watched some courttv)

Basicly,what is the best way to kill someone without getting caught? (Remember,that little thing called forensic evidence will haunt you). You can also point out holes in someone's "killing".

My "Best" way of killing someone....

Right before an extremely large hurricane,fabricate a story to your soon-to-be victim about your roof having a hole,and need to stay at their house for shelter.

During the most deadly part of the storm,kill the victim using Blunt-force truama (Hit their head with a 2 x 4 or something) or drown them (Recommended,lol,I sound like a teacher in homicide school) and throw their body in the flood/storm/high winds,and never worry about it again.
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Now what you do is point out a hole in the person above you's plan. Then you come up with your own plan.

And if you say it's un-ethical,remember,doind the act is unethical,but just discussing it is fine. Talk is cheap.

I suggest you give it a try. It is fun!

And one more thing,though it may be hard( :P ),resist from R rated stuff,like raping or whatever... 8o

Legendary fingerprints and dna will be on your weapon and the persons body I think thats the downfall of your plan ;)

You can stab your victim to death with an icicle it will melt leaving no trace of a murdeur weapon. Also Some snakes venom if ejected into someones body will make it look like the person died of a heart attack.

Last edited: Tuesday, December 21, 2004 at 2:51:01 PM

Fingerprints will be gone in the storm,and drowning is a common cause of death in a hurricane.

>:)

DNA and also you probably would have to beet the person with something to make them unconcious so u can drown them.......

If your victim sleeps with there mouth open....(this is a profesional way to do this) get poison and a plastic tube(make sure the tube is small). Get in a vent above your vitcim(make sure your wearing gloves and all so there is no fingerprints)...direct the tube toward the open mouth....get the poison and put it in the tube(slowly) and and let it drip into the persons mouth. In the morning they will already have swallowed the poison and died...

If you put someone top sleep, then freeze them to death then melt them back to room temperature, no one will be able to tell what happened to the person, and, no finger prints will be found either. They wont find any wounds, or body chemicals found in the body that made them scared of anything.

Last edited: Tuesday, December 21, 2004 at 3:25:15 PM

Heres one way to kill some one...er...some people.

LMAO!

Lmao, too, except Legs usually has enough common sense to dodge volcano rocks, and you... You probably think they're meteors. And your artwork is kinda kewl, but I can do better.

That one was just a doodle I did because no one was in forums.
I didnt realy try to make a cool ani

Monkey how do u animate ?

And if you look at the ani for a lil while you can see that the rock comming ouda the volcano.
I didnt make it come out of mid-air

Trev, put up a thread called "how do you animate"
I'll answer you there.
I dont wanna get off the subject too much ;)

I know! I know! You could market something toxic to them that they get addicted to while you sit back and make lots and lots of money while they die a slow and painful death.

Last edited: Tuesday, December 21, 2004 at 4:33:37 PM

Simple: Nuke' em!

Here's an idea...

Post more threads like this one -- you're killing me.

Best way is to shoot them and let the last bullet be from someone else....that way the server doesnt give you credit for the kill....

Oh.....my bad...

Unless you are HIGHLY skilled in forensic medicine it is nearly impossible to kill someone and get away with it. (unless you are like OJ and have the $ to get a super lawyer....then u can kill in times square and get off)

If you hide the body so it is NEVER found u have a great chance of getting away scott free...

I would suggest...but im saving my ideas in case I ever need to use them...

B

Best way to kill someone...hmmm....

Stab em or whatever you like to do best, then become a cannibal and eat them. That way you have eaten all the evidence. ;) %) :S

LMAO! No fingerprints no nothing... Except a collection of human bones in your stomach!

And one heck of a stomach ache....

Toxicate an elderly's vitamins

I will plead the 5 ! No Time limit on murder cases ! They can come at you 10,20 & 30 years down the road, so I will take my 5 amendment rights ! :[

As LW says - I'll let you know after the fact.

Feed them fatty foods for 30-40 years and get this.. It's LEGAL!!!!!

Sniper

Last edited: Thursday, December 23, 2004 at 9:35:46 AM

Heres a flaw... What if their a good swimmer? XD

Drop 'em in lava: it's toxic, hot, and liquid, so they can get poisoned, burned, or drown!!! The best of 3 worlds!!!
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Here's your image.

That sound like a good one Wings!

People do that all the time. Ever heard of cigarettes?

My method would be to sellotape a large amount of the element Francium to a person and throw them into a swimming pool from a high diving board.

The resulting explosion shouldn't reach you if you do it from a high enough platform.

4 easy steps to murder someone!!! As follows:
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1. Keep a big hungry alligator in your basement.

2. Tell the victim "It's Pinata time! Yay! Hola! Yay!"

3. Put a blindfold on them, guide them to the basement stairs and push them so they fall all the way down the steps.

4. Turn off the basement light quickly and lock the door.
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This work every time for me so far. Any leftover pieces goes into incinerator or my doggies mouth. Hope this helps.

Me love you all!

Won't people be suspicious that there is a big hungry alligator in your basment?

Also,Blood remains in the mouth,DNA will link alligator to victim.

You can also use potassium, they will burn to death. (It's an alkaline earth metal, and the most reactive to water if I recall correctly)

Try using something so outrageous that the detectives will be stumped...like...killing someone with an octopus! Or I geuss you could siphon poison gas into the house of the victim....

One drop of Plutonium Hydroxide, might kill the people who do any research on the dead corpse.

Why yes I have, that was the point of the sarcasm.

But where would someone go to get Plutonium Hydroxide...?!?
^{_{The general store, of course!}}

I hear Magnesium Powder explodes quite nicley :P

Man u should get all sexuall or something... Or not!!!