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Vioxx Or Celebrex, which one worse?

 

Sunday, January 09, 2005 at 7:13:56 AM

Yes

Sunday, January 09, 2005 at 7:15:20 AM
44

I'm not sure which one is worse, but I can tell you that neither of them did anything for me. Quite awhile ago, and it's killing me that I can't remember the specifics, I heard something on the television in the other room about a pill that will give you a four-hour erection. For the life of me, I can't remember the name of the pill. The wife and I have been trying every new pill we can get our hands on...for months now --- still no success. Don't get me wrong. All my parts are working fine. But, four hours!? Ooh Boy -- that's like the holy grail. I think the wife is searching more than I am. She just gave me something called Ritalin about an hour ago. I feel a little excited and talkative, but there ain't nothing happening down stairs yet. I'll keep you all posted.

Last edited: Sunday, January 09, 2005 at 1:06:10 PM

Sunday, January 09, 2005 at 9:56:04 AM

44 has a 4?

Sunday, January 09, 2005 at 4:46:46 PM

Oh, lo blow Bolo.

Sunday, January 09, 2005 at 4:54:18 PM

Not that low blind :)

Sunday, January 09, 2005 at 5:00:57 PM
Ben

You poor old men. :P

Sunday, January 09, 2005 at 5:07:14 PM

Do you suppose you could substitute Duck Tape for Vioxx or Celebrex?

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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 7:30:22 AM
44

The four hour erection remains elusive. Wifey gave me something called oxycontin about an hour ago. Never been more flacid...but hell if I care...I've never felt so good. Next up is something called prozac. Again, I'll keep you all posted.

Last edited: Monday, January 10, 2005 at 3:26:39 PM

Monday, January 10, 2005 at 3:24:05 PM

!

 

Monday, January 10, 2005 at 3:55:39 PM

Monday, January 10, 2005 at 6:43:40 PM

KBC, that may be the funniest thing you've done.

 

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes.

Invite a retard to a picnic and you'd better expect to get drool in the potato salad.

Monday, January 10, 2005 at 9:37:57 PM
44

Hilarious KBC. Nice work.

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 4:53:03 AM
OM

ROFLMMFAO!! That is classic KBC!!

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 5:42:05 AM

Abbreviations cannot express my laughter at this moment.

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 5:55:47 AM

I was watching the series "Significant Others" the other night (on BRAVO).

The setting is a therapists office and a married couple is in for counseling, they are talking about his need for Viagra...

The husband, in his defense says:

 

"I have reptile dysfunction"....
...."My Lizard doesn't work"

 

I about fell on the floor laughing.

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 6:19:34 AM

Thanks Cat! I've been wondering about Enzyte and there's the link. I know its to help give you bigger tea glasses, but I wonder if it really works...for a friend of mine. ;)

Later
Well dang, guess it is just for reptile probs. And here I thought I could get me a gator!

Last edited: Monday, January 17, 2005 at 11:29:21 AM

Monday, January 17, 2005 at 11:26:11 AM

AH HA! Here's what I was looking for. ;)

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Last edited: Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 7:06:26 AM

Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 7:02:14 AM

Rabban I thought thats why you always
have to use a heavy

Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 12:48:30 PM

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