He hasn't posted today.

"I'm not dead yet. I feel better. I think I'll go for a walk."

DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
What?
CUSTOMER:
Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER:
Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not!
CART MASTER:
He isn't?
CUSTOMER:
Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER:
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART MASTER:
Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON:
I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER:
Oh, don't be such a baby.

^ lol... "he was coughing up blood last night..."

^...

...Right, Stink?

Well, if I'm not dead, how do you explain this smell?

Aww...44 got our hopes up so high...and now they are shattered... XD The TT world would have come to an end is stinkfingers did not post a single comment one day.

-AO

The smell? It's that finger. Where the blazes do you put that thing? :S

^ god, I hope that question what rhetorical. :S

Very, very funny, stink. BTW, what happened yesterday? You actually have a little work to do? :)

Of course not. I meant to take a break. I clenched my teeth and fought successfully against posting on stephen colberts amazing smack down on preznit and the press (simultaneously) at a press corps roast. You guys see that?

I was giving you guys a break.

But not today. Here's that link. I guess the preznit didn't find it funny. Neither did the liberal press. Its long. Grab a doughnut and a coffee, and watch a patriot work the room. Its amazing. I don't know how the guy rides a bike, with a god-sized sac like that.
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/04/29.html#a8104

I watched it three times yesterday -- f'n brilliant....irony that cut like a razor. Was going to write my favorite line, but couldn't choose (glacier? Hindenberg? Generals?) So many. So good.

Just set the DVR to record all episodes of his show.