Attention all TTers. Enrollment is now open to join the Ass Clone Army Army. In order to join the Ass Clone Army Army, you need only meet all of the following conditions:

- be willing to be generated and grown from tissue samples taken from the orginal Ass Clone Army's ass.
- accept the fact that once you enroll in the army, you will recieve no leadership, direction or support from your superior.
- accept the fact that there will be no organized practice, games or anything to connect you to your other army buddies other than your significant name.
- accept that the fact that the orginal Ass Clone Army may disavow any knowledge of having concieved you unless under threat of a DNA test.
- accept the fact that the original Ass Clone Army may eliminate your position (i.e. Clone #) at any point. In this event, you may be terminated on sight, or not, depending on the recommendations of The High Command.
- accept the teachings and prostelations of the The High Command.
- provide immediate response to revelry calls via phone or e-mail tomorrow, 6 months, never or a year from now
- always accept perposterous, possibly dangerous or inconcievable missions if contacted by the "originator" by e-mail or phone.

Our enemies are everywhere, so you can expect to be persecuted, lambasted, baked and fried at every turn. This is not an easy road to glory, but an honorable one none-the-less.

If you can accept all of these conditions, and want to join, you are in. All you need to do is to submit your request to join to me (the orginal Ass Clone Army) via e-mail and I will assign you a name. The naming convention of the soldiers in the Ass Clone Army Army will be distributed in the order in which they are recieved and issued by me. For example, the first person to join will take the name "Ass Clone #002". The second soldier to join will be named "Ass Clone #003", the third, "Ass Clone #004" and so on. The place for Ass Clone #001" will not be given away as this position will be used by my personal body double for security reasons.

As you can see, the limit to the # of total Ass Clones will be 999 as we will not exceed 3 decimal places in the numbering convention per the TT rules of War act of 1978.

- UPDATE: NEW CLONING POLICIES REQUIRE THAT UNIQUE ALPHA/NUMERIC SERIAL #s BE ASSIGNED WHICH MAY NOT NECESSARILY BE CHRONOLOGICAL AS PREVIOUSLY STATED.

Send me your requests now! Enrollment time and space are limited! Imagine the glory of one thousand Ass Clones taking the field. Feel the power of the Ass Clone Army!!!

Last edited: Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 1:45:39 PM

UGTBK. Man, if this doesn't "get more @$$ than a toilet seat", I'll have some choice words to say. ;) Best laugh since PA, on par with FSMism. Slogan idea: "Have you been touched by his unwiped appendage?"

Last edited: Wednesday, April 19, 2006 at 2:07:10 PM

His underwear is full with skid marks!

Agag.

So sayeth thee and all the iterations there of, not excluding "gag", "agga" or "agg".

So sayeth The High Command

Agag.

Last edited: Wednesday, April 19, 2006 at 8:23:28 PM

Aggagagagaga...........
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Currupted data detected, this thread will now self distruct in T- 5, 4 ,3 ,2 ,1..... Boom! :P

@C for COPYCAT, please e-mail your request to me. I will then process your request and let you know your clone ID #.

Edit - Aha MM....

-ACA

Last edited: Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 1:19:38 PM

Yes, I do. I'll contact you via e-mail with all the relevant info then, along with Yahoo IM.

ACA

Clone "Ass Clone #A001" has been deployed.

I expect great things from Ass Clone #A001. His genetic material has been drawn from samples very close to "the source" and therefore should be very potent in the field and on missions. I expect you may see Ass Clone #A001 behind some of the most notorious assassinations in the upcoming decades.

Gag, Agg & Agag and all the rites and absolutions as ordained by The High Command,

-ACA

It's 6/6/06 - prime time to sign up for the ACAA. Do it... Do it now.....

MY GOD!! WHY WON'T YOU BASTARDS SIGN UP?!?! THIS IS GOOD SH#% MAN!!

Youve only posted 4 times?!?! And dont cuss please, you can get kicked for that in most armies you know

Because it's his army, the army of one clone. Sad and Ironic. Although I am the only remaining member of the FU army, and yah it does mean what you think. I'll take on your army of one against my army of one, and you will get the beat down of your life mamby pants.

And whats your army (n00b army)?

@ Mr. Badagus - Don't give me your line on army etiquette Mr. Badagus... The Ass Clone Amy Army is in an entirely different class than your jarhead outfit. If the fuzz comes down on my a%*, then so be it. It won’t be the first time. You see, when you hang with the Ass, you’re hangin’ with a stone cold G fresh from the CTP.

@ Phizz - it's inconceivable that anyone with a name that should be preceded by "plop plop" could beat the master Ass Clone. No way, no how. I may just send in special agent Mamby Pants to take care of you per your request. Despite your lack of respect for superiors, given your predicament as a sole survivor of your army, you should consider working under the arm of the ACAA on a special assignment basis.

@ D£$†®ø¥£®*Må*V†* - I take it you must a be a Brit… silly accent and all : )
I think the designation of nOOb would fall to you if the comparison were to be between you and myself. My bones in this game are older and harder than yours will ever be my nOOb friend. Consider joining the ACAA… you may learn something.

@ Everyone – The ACAA is like no other army. There’s no leadership BS to deal with (other than egotistical ranting and ravings from the master), no attendance to worry about, no etiquette or code of conduct to be enforced. Life is simple in the ACAA. You get assigned a clone # from the master. You establish your clone name/ID # on the PTT website. You only use your clone name/# when on assignment from the master. You may or may not ever get an assignment from the master, but if you do, you simply execute the mission, and report back with screen-shot evidence of the mission accomplishment. For those who do not complete a mission or refuse, you will be killed and expelled – no hard feelings.

Join now. Total anonymity is assured.

Don't be a fool. Join the ACAA.

Last edited: Thursday, June 29, 2006 at 10:13:20 AM

N0 MORE N33B ARMIES PL0X! XO Aspecally for asses.

Don't be an ass. Stay away from the stink. XD (and 3-week bumps)

Umm I geus ill join

Jml, u join everything d0nt you? 8o

Last edited: Friday, July 07, 2006 at 6:25:34 AM

Is this some sort of code?

ACA-Very funny stuff man.....I'd be in if the clone tissue for me is from Jessica Alba's ass. Just a thought.

Goddamit! Who made The High Command AWOL ?!! Goddamitt that makes me so angry!

Last edited: Monday, July 10, 2006 at 1:57:23 PM

I thot this was a goos army no afense I aint joinin

In regards to rule number 1, and the requirement of being generated and grown from freshly harvested tissue samples. What would a potential member do if he has already been grown? Is there a conciousness transfer process that takes place? Or does one have to start from scratch?

Also, is there a dental plan in the ACAA?

Well, rule # 1 operates under the unspoken understanding that all tanks, whoever they may be, are ultimately operated by a user over the internet who may have any number of identities (Gasp!!). What rule 1 is requiring is that anyone who has an existing tank identity that contacts me via this forum will need to create a new clone name which the ACAA issues to them. The ACAA will then generate the virtual identity of this individual via the process of integrating the new clone identity with a virtual body that is grown via tissue samples from my virtual ass (a cut and paste procedure - command X on the Mac, control X on the PC). The consciousness is complete when the clone user (you) actually takes the controls of the new virtual clone identity and body grown from my virtual ass tissue. Thus, the experiences and skills of the user are at the clone's disposal, but with the advantage of having a historically blank slate of identity. Only the master records keeper in the ACAA may have any idea of who the user of the clone identity may be.
On occassion, there have been cases where users have become overly integrated with their clone identities and can been seen trailing after the master's heels like obscessed and dejected fans that have been used in the back room at a Rolling Stones concert. I try to make a point to put these cases out of their misery.

Reminder to all... All requests to join the ACAA must be sent to me via an e-mail.

P.S. - The dental plan involves a large mallet and bucket.

-ACA

Last edited: Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 8:50:56 AM

Woot - the Ass Clones Army's Clones Army of Clones grown from Ass Clone Army's Ass.. Try saying that with a mouthfull of cloned strawberries.

He he, thats fun. Its almost like saying -rubber baby buggy bumpers- really fast. :P

MORE CLONES! I NEED MORE CLONES!

-ACA

ALERT!

ACAA Ass-Ass-ins have been deployed to find and destroy Ass Clone #A001 for failure to complete critical special mission assigments per criteria outlined in point 5 of the ACAA Charter.

If any ACAA clones see or come into contact with Ass Clone #A001, contact the Master immediately so Ass-Ass-ins may be deployed to erradicate this renegade.

Gag, Agg & Agag along with all the other rites and absolutions.

-The High Command

Last edited: Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 9:05:50 AM

This all sounds pretty enticing. I've become a little cynical of Hums supposed leadership of Bravetree's Big Bad Bot Army Brewed from Bits and Bobs and Bolted together. Perhaps it's time for a change of scenery so to speak.

One of my only concerns though is that I have an almost fatal allergy to the number 2, and becoming #A002 would therefore be a suicidal move - mind you thinking about it, most of my buddies are pretty suicidal - diving off cliffs and the like.

Any other perks to signing up? Or is it just the mallet and bucket to look forward to?

Ri

^How is the rest of the bots, Ri? You seem to be the only active bot left on here.

@ACA
If we sign up...do we get any life policies or benefits, because we have the high-risk of death in this army?

-AO

No bennies, no policies, no strings. It's all about the glory fellas. Come on!

-ACA

Wat is dat is hear? I think its the sound of...... Napalm comming to silence you o,O

Hahahha

I thought I'd take a break from processing ACAA enrollment applications and just mention that there is a limit to the number of applicants that can be accepted into the ACAA. Like the ever dwindling supply of silver extracted from ground zero at the World Trade Center site and used to make collector's coins commemorating the event, the available slots in the ACAA ranks are similarly rare. Apply while there is still time. You won't regret a single moment once you're in.

-ACA

Last edited: Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 10:44:51 AM

If you think your so good vs OC to a TBM war.

Day : this saturday

Time : 1:00pmEST

2 on 2 or 3 on 3

Accept / decline :)

Lol des, this is more of a jokey army, look @ the rules %)

Enlist and you'll see what's a joke or not. The ACAA does not meddle in the drivel and bordom of war challenges. The Master's ego has long been sated with the knowlegde that he has the ability to smite any competitors in 1 on 1 combat, so it the ACAAs general procedure to not acknoledge any challenges such as the one proposed by Mr. Blaster OC, no matter how amusing they may be. With the exception of a few tanks (i.e. Bolo or Jangles) which make the Master so angry, the temperment of the ACA genome is virtually unflappable.

Join, and experience the joys of executing top secret ACAA assignments. You have nothing to lose but your identity.

-ACA

Errr....isnt ass clone army 56k?
it says it on paisano alias

Errr....isnt ass clone army 56k?
is says it on paisano alias

U posted twice u know

Pais should update his alias list then. I'm certainly not 56K on the side. That name simply does not jive with my alias naming sensibilities.

-ACA

I feel like a tired old maaaaan...

Whoa this an old thread.

^^ Great bump... XD

The real ACA is a bigger joke than this! 8(

Whats with all the ass in the thread man this does get more ass than a toilet seat like djwings said, man this is a very wierd thread, on top of that WTF? Clones are you insane? And this is the scariest type of thread ive seen since my dads blogs about the deep sea :[ :(

Aye, 'tis not for the light-hearted. Only a certain type of clone is cut out for this kinda work... And you don't fit the profile. You gotta have chops of rubba and belly full of knarly to get with this program. Only for the brave and few...