This thread is a game were you rap and I decide who wins

^rules^
1.no swearing
2.not copy any real raps (ok to get ideas)
3.have FUN

I will decide after 4 days of postsings who wins

Rap rap rap rap
Eagle

YO! It's the green machine--
gonna rock the town without bein' seen
have you ever seen a tank Get Down?--
Slammin' Jammin' to the new swing sound
Yeah, everybody let's move--
The tanks here with the new Jack Groove
Gonna rock, and roll this place--
With the power of the ThinkTanks bass
ThinkTanks! Ya know I'm not playin'--
Devastate the show while the tanks are sayin:

Chorus:
ThinkTanks, ThinkTanks, RAP! ThinkTanks, ThinkTanks, RAP! ThinkTanks, ThinkTanks, RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go ThinkTanks, Go ThinkTanks, GO; Go ThinkTanks, Go ThinkTanks, GO!
Go ThinkTanks, Go ThinkTanks, GO; Go ThinkTanks, Go ThinkTanks, GO!
THINK TANKS THINK TANKS!

Lyrics, fill in the gap--Drop that Scrum and get the THINKTANK RAP
Feel it, if you know what I mean--
Give it up, for the Machines in Green
Just flowin, smooth with the power, kickin it up, hour after
hour
Cause in this game there's only one winner--
You better aim straight so you can hit the center
In it to win, with an army of more--
ThinkTanks that you gotta adore it's the:

Chorus:
ThinkTanks, ThinkTanks, RAP! ThinkTanks, ThinkTanks, RAP! ThinkTanks, ThinkTanks, RAP!
THINK TANKS THINK TANKS
Go ThinkTanks, Go ThinkTanks, GO; Go ThinkTanks, Go ThinkTanks, GO!
Go ThinkTanks, Go ThinkTanks, GO; Go ThinkTanks, Go ThinkTanks, GO!
THINK TANKS THINK TANKS

Villians you better run and hide--
Because one day you might not slide
So Choose your weapon but don't slip--
We're in control with the flex of the Tank grip
Rockin' the tanks the way it should be rocked--
With the ThinkTanks drop that you like alot
You know, its Hittin' like a Killer Tanker when the bass kicks
in--
You better check your level
The power of the Tank is strong--
Fightin' all the crooks until they're all cold gone.

Chorus:(x2)
ThinkTanks, ThinkTanks, RAP! ThinkTanks, ThinkTanks, RAP! ThinkTanks, ThinkTanks, RAP!
THINK TANKS THINK TANKS
Go ThinkTanks, Go ThinkTanks, GO; Go ThinkTanks, Go ThinkTanks, GO!
Go ThinkTanks, Go ThinkTanks, GO; Go ThinkTanks, Go ThinkTanks, GO! (Background: Tanks Tanks Tanks Tanks Tanks!)
THINK TANKS THINK TANKS![fades]

Last edited: Monday, April 04, 2005 at 3:10:48 PM

S-N-O-O-P
D-O-double-G
fo' shizzles
my nizzles
word. ;)
:o

Lol

Rap is crap
;) I made a rap! Woot

Rap is Crap! BUM BUDABUM!
Rap is Crap! BUM BUDABUM!
This form of expression,
can lead to depression!
Rap is Crap! BUM BUDABUM!
Just when you're sad,
this music drives you mad,
Rap is Crap! BUM BUDABUM!
RAP IS CRAP!
XD. BTW Ozzy, my DAD made up that one too! The exact same thing! LOL. Ironic huh?

You people think you can win this shizz? I think NOT

I got this rap in tha bag cuz I'm sizzilin hot

I'm the rappin - supastar HERO (UH)

I will be crowned the rap king by X Sub Zero (UH)

After I win this I'll get my Tro-phy

And after that I'll shout 'You can't touch me!'

My rap is off the hook, you betta run.

I'll see you in Two days, The day that I've won.

Tank

For a guy with a broken arm, u sure do rap well.

I can see some talent beneath these tanks
to get first place you will have to shoot the banks
of me the creater of of this game
when I beat you its its me to blame

Dont threat I cant chose my self
to come first place im just entering this welth
this has turnd from a freindly tap
in to a battle COM ON LETS RAP

I can't rap, but I like the Gorillaz song Clint Eastwood.

Finally, someone let me outta my cage
Now, time for me is nothin' cuz I'm countin' no age
Now I couldn't be there
Now you shouldn't be scared!
I'm good at repairs
And I'm under each snare!
Intangible, bet you didn't think so I command you to
Panoramic view
Look I'll make it all manageable
Pickin' shoes, sittin' loose all you different crews
Chicks and dudes who you think is really kickin' tunes
Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube
Like you lit the fuse
You think it's fictional? Mystical? Maybe.
Spiritual hero who appears in you to clear your view when you're too crazy
Lifeless - to those with the 'finition for what life is
Priceless so you cuz I put you on the high
Should you like it?
Gonna smoke it righteous with one token pyschic among those posess you with one go

The essence the basics
Without it you make it
Allow me to make this childlike in nature
Rhythm, you have it or you don't
That's a policy, I'm in them
Every sprouting tree, every child apiece
Every cloud and sea
You see with your eyes
I see the structure in demise
Corruption in the skies
From this *($#&@in enterprise
Through Russel, not his muscles but percussion he profies
Where me as a guide
Y'all can see me now cuz you don't see with you eyes
You percieve with your mind
That's the end.
So I'ma stick around with Russ and be a mentor
Bust a few rhymes with *incomprehensible*
But remember what the thought is
I brought all this
So you could survive when law is lawless
Feelin' sensations that you thought was dead
No squealin' and remember that it's all in your head!

Powerful stuff...

Well, I got more bounce to the ****in' bump and
Then you want to know why it's 'cause I'm mother****in' truckin'
I'm in the pocket just like Grady Tate
I got supplies of beats so you don't have to wait
'Cause I'm the master blaster drinking up the shasta
My voice sounds sweet 'cause it has to
So light a match to my *** 'cause I'm blown up
I'd like to thank the people for just showin' up
But now I want y'all to move it
Put your point on the floor and just prove it
And I'm smurfin' not rehearsin' gettin' live y'all
A little puffy so you now what I'm doin' right
'Cause that's the kind of mind I'm in
I got a feelin' that's back again
So don't touch me 'cause I'm electric
And if you touch me you'll get shocked!
You've got the boomin' system but it's blasting out doo-doo
You think it's chocolate mild but it's watered down yoo-hoo
I've been through many times in which I thought I might lose it
The only thing that saved me has always been music
We've got our own studio the son of the G
It's no question life's been good to me
'Cause life ain't nothing but a good groove
A good mix tape to put you in the right mood
This one goes out to my man the groove merchant
Coming through with beats for which I've been searching
Like two sealed copies of expansions
I'm like Tom Vu with yachts and mansions
The logo I sport is the face of the monkey
Union made Ben Davis quality it's no junk see
My chrome is shining just like an icicle
I ride around town on my low-rider bicycle
So many wack M.C.'s you get the T.V. Bozack
Ain't even gonna call out your names 'cause you're so wack
But one big oaf whose faker than plastic
A dictionary definition of the word spastic
You should have never started something that you couldn't finish
'Cause writin' rhymes to me is like popeye to spinach
I'm bad *** move your fat *** 'cause you're wack son
Dancin' around like you think you're Janet Jackson
Thought you could walk on me to get some ground to walk on
I'll pull the rug out from under your ass as I talk on
I'll take you out like a sniper on a roof
Like an M.C. At the fever in the D.J. Booth
With your headphones strapped you're rockin' rewind pause
Tryin' to figure out what you can do to go for yours
But like the pencil to the paper I got more to come
One after another you can all get some
So you better take your time and meditate on your rhyme
'Cause your shit'll be stinking when I go for mine
And that's right y'all don't get uptight y'all
You can say shit because you're biting what I write y'all
And that's wrong y'all over the long haul
You can't cut the mustard when you're fronting it all

Thats My Rap B)

This One Isnt Mine Its By The Beastie Boys. Its My Favorite One. If Theres Any Bad Language Im Sorry.

Who got the chance to make things right?
Why the politicians always want to fight?
The Christian coalition and the right wing ooooh!
Let me tell you what you can do
Step outside the cone of silence
Too much hatred and violence
It's time to rewind
We need a military decline
Got the power of the mind focused
Government like a locust
Are we gone or just going?
Time to act on what we be knowinh y'all

Who got the power to make a difference?
Who got the power to make a change?
Who got the power to make a difference?
We got the
We got the
We got the

Eyes on the prize and never wane
Take the bull by the reins
If you want it be the change
Like Ghandi and MLK
Wait up, got to change the system
Need knowledge, power and wisdom
Same way I rock this microphone
Speak up, just let it be known
Hey ladies, fellas
And everyone between
Take the power back, let them react
And let's show them what we mean; Check it out

Who got the power to make a difference?
Who got the power to make a change?
Who got the power to make a difference?
We got the
We got the
We got the

We can work, walk, march and protest
Think about how we approach this
Ask questions but they keep frontin'
Due time we change a little something
Hey yo don't you know
Won't forget Amaduous Diallo
To the crooked people and the crooked cops
Got to spread love before the world goes pop
Never again should we use the A-bomb
We need an international ban on
all W.O.M.D.'s gone
We need a multilateral disarm

Who got the power to make a difference?
Who got the power to make a change?
Who got the power to make a difference?
We got the
We got the
We got the

Omg to funny, you all sound like the easter bunny... Rap you can't rap for crap. Take that. Men are all brats...

If you don't like it, then why post in a thread dedicated to rap? Do you have anything better to do? :o

Im gonna slash and gash, rip another hole in ya A*S
spill blood on the walls, Play tennis with ya BA*LS
If the phone rings dont answer the call

Na na na na na

Im a deli surprise, scoop out both of your eyes

Na na na na na

Scrape the meat of your thighs, if the carpet flies,
and everyone that meets up with me eventually dies
Im the last thing you see hanging from a tree,
Scare the s**t out of you and watch you pee

!!!PEACE!!!

Last edited: Monday, April 04, 2005 at 9:21:05 AM

Yo, peep the style and the kids checking for it
The number one question is how could you ignore it
We drop right back in the cut over basement tracks
With raps that got you backing this up like
Rewind that we're just rolling with the rhythm
Rise from the ashes of stylistic division
With these non-stop lyrics of life living
Not to be forgotten but still unforgiven
But in the meantime there are those who wanna talk this and that
So I suppose that it gets to a point where feelings gotta get hurt
And get dirty with the people spreading the dirt

It goes

[Chorus]
(Tried to give you warning but everyone ignores me)
Told you everything loud and clear
(But nobody’s listening)
(Call to you so clearly but you don’t want to hear me)
Told you everything loud and clear
(But nobody’s listening)

I got a heart full of pain, head full of stress
handfull of anger, held in my chest
And everything left’s a waste of time
I hate my rhymes, but hate everyone else’s more
I’m riding on the back of this pressure
Guessing that it’s better I can’t keep myself together
Because all of this stress gave me something to write on
The pain gave me something I could set my sights on
Never forget the blood sweat and tears
The uphill struggle over years the fear and
Trash talking and the people it was to
And the people that started it just like you

[Chorus]
(Tried to give you warning but everyone ignores me)
Told you everything loud and clear
(But nobody’s listening)
(Call to you so clearly but you don’t want to hear me)
Told you everything loud and clear
(But nobody’s listening)

I got a heart full of pain, head full of stress
handfull of anger, held in my chest
Uphill struggle
Blood sweat and tears
Nothing to gain
Everything to fear

Heart full of pain, head full of stress
handfull of anger, held in my chest
Uphill struggle
Blood sweat and tears
Nothing to gain
Everything to fear

Heart full of pain

[Chorus]
(Tried to give you warning but everyone ignores me)
Told you everything loud and clear
(But nobody’s listening)
(Call to you so clearly but you don’t want to hear me)
Told you everything loud and clear
(But nobody’s listening)

I got a heart full of pain, head full of stress
(Nobody’s listening)
handfull of anger, held in my chest
(Nobody’s listening)
Uphill struggle
Blood sweat and tears
(Nobody’s listening)
Nothing to gain
Everything to fear
(Nobody’s listening)

Coming at you from every side

Wow, a few good raps here...

Yo I'm in the spot
you can like it or not
so put ya head in the spot of this deadly sound
ya guys think you can rap but its not comin round
yo ya sayin your hot
but your simply not
nuthin to diss no reason to hiss
just gotta soak up the glory of this
ya guys are good its just not
and tanksters over there sayings he's still hot
marks is great put chorus is...
pedros is just... *whistles*
so what I'm a skater
just see ya later....

Last edited: Monday, April 04, 2005 at 3:45:56 PM

Yes Pedro's is just....... GREAT!

There is a lot of raps so I will give you 3 more days

How bout this?

I don rap, but it is the rap to rap,
come on rap boys, lets get it goING,
I rap on tables, doors and a metal thing,
windows, desks, pencil lead,
and m' favrit ting t' rap on, tis little sissy's head.
*swichswishyshowpop*-(dj)- *BOOM* *trap* YOW!
Chorus:
But one day we were rappin till we yellow,
and by the end the day, fingrs' are jello
But the papa come in and sa "HEY GUYS,
Stop the rappin, it's unconstitutionalized,
so we stop the rappin, are knukles were num.
someone offered banddaids, say "want some?"
we'd been rappin, loud and clear,
mabey so loud dat everybody hear.
But we STOP, STOP STOP da rappin say STOP.

*shishwishyswichashowsho* (dj)

So please, dont, do not rap our way,
it be better to rock, or dance the night away!
StStStStSTSTSTStoooop!!!!!!!
(the dj swishes the disk, and someone raps on a door and say "YOW!", song ends) ;)

Last edited: Thursday, April 07, 2005 at 3:52:00 AM

My improved rap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo' wassapenin' in da nizzle?
I kill uz like a drizzle!
Dis rap makin no sense,
like a rappin mutha fu**a who thinks he is dense(UH!)
I shake ya so fast, you run to the gas ( _^station! )

Im a motha fu**in gangsta!
But ch' all knew dat!
I rip u so fast u think im a DJ(UH!)
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Dis rap makin no sense,
like a rappin mutha fu**a who thinks he is dense(UH!)
I shake ya so fast, you run to the gas ( _^station! )

Im a motha fu**in gangsta!
But ch' all knew dat!
I rip u so fast u think im a DJ(UH!)
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I just love the song "Clint Eastwood"

Hey, I'm happy, I'm feeling glad, I got sunshine in a bag, I'm useless, but not for long, my future is coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on"

I just had to post that line, lol

Did ANYONE like my rap?

Tommorow

Todays the day that I deside
the winner no need to hide
and runner up and 3rd place
todays the day no need to brase

1st place will go to the best tank rap
it has to have rithem tap tap tap tap
so who shell I chose to number one
its hard to chose we've had fun

I can see whos put in efet
and to see whos just left it
lines and lines is all they put
how much time has it took

DJ I cant prenonse your name
youve come 3rd place in this game
now for 2nd place mr big show
whos 1st place now GO GO GO GO

It goes to mad mark 6
1st place he got some kicks
you can keep on entering this thread
ill give 1st place evry week its not dead

Last edited: Saturday, April 09, 2005 at 2:28:48 AM

I repeat, Did you like my rap at all?

MY OTHER RAP! :P (ps. I tryed doing it about think tanks, and the sun glasses dude means the dj's doing it up)

Rap- It's Crap,
It's like a little trap
It's music wi a sinkhole
And it sucks down other people
But theres one rap,
It ain't no trap:
Ya just got a singy
and you'll do a little jiggy
Its a rap- for computer nerds
and theres a few vocabulary words:
like Bot, brain, area effect,
Just gotta play this game and this rap you'll select:

Chorus:
Come on, sing it, the THINK TANKS rap!
Bring it on bots, lets kick some rears,
shoot ya with a speedy and the boss bot sears!
Come on, sing it, the THINK TANKS rap!
This is one rap, and it aint crap!
come on, blue team, we're gonna beat the greens
You'll just wait till everybody sees!
Bots, we shoot em, with bouncey backs,
the bosses, we shootem with area effects!
THINK TANKS- ROCK! COME ON THINK TANKS ROCK!!!!!!

The greens! (Theyre beaten us up!)
We gotta get back!
We're gonna attack!
They've got some slack!
Come on, do the think tanks rap!
(dont be whimps!)
What do ya think we are? Cadillacs?
But I'll tell ya what,
come here get round,
we're gonna attack, and it gonna make a sound!
And we're gonna attack,
Using the think tanks rap!

Chorus:

Come on, sing it, the THINK TANKS rap!
Bring it on bots, lets attack,
shoot ya with a speedy and the boss bot gets back!
Come on, sing it, the THINK TANKS rap!
This is a cool rap, so it aint crap!
Come on blue team, were gonna show the greens,
you'll just wait till everybody sees!
The gold bots, we shoot em with speedys!
And just then the bronze bots are needy!
Come on, sing it, the THINK TANKS rap!:
THINK TANKS- ROCK! Come on, THINK TANKS-ROCK!

WORD.

B)

Last edited: Sunday, April 10, 2005 at 5:38:33 AM

@ nitrous
cool rap think you will come fist place next week

*good luck*
B) B) B) B) B)

Mixin' time!
B)
Heh heh heh... Think I should post my recorded rap? Third verse, here I come...

The whole thing now:

Guess who's back...
Back again...
Crossfade's back...
And not Em!

Guess who's back
On attack
PTT's
Favorite hack
Guess who's back
In the pack
And making you yell out
Ack ack ack ack ack ack ack
Da da da
Ack ack ack ack ack ack ack

AAAHHH!!!

I aint got an imposta,
'Cuz none of em wanna see DJ no more,
Like Cheech's Chonga.
Well, ya don't want DJ, this is what I give ya,
A little pic of my middle finga!

'Cuz Im BACK Fraggin' Hank on ma tank
until I get banged by G-Wings, my teamkillamate!
G, yo listening, I got sumtin to tell ya-
I was Wings FIRST! It's over, ask LONE, fella!

Like jella, that's my rhymes, and that's from a DJ???
Better off mixin than fixin, I heard ya say,
Well, this time, it just seems,
TT feels so empty without me.

So only fo fo fi gon' let me be,
Without acting like a disgusting flea,
On server 3, all I see,
"DFS" reserved for me...

But sometimes, ya know, it just seems,
We've got a little too much controversy.
Well, I'm back- please insert Batman theme,
Oh wait, wrong place wrong time... F**king me!

[Chorus]
Now this looks like a time for me,
So why am I on PTT,
Making a total fool of me?
'Cuz it seems so empty without me.
I said, the servers are mostly empty,
Or full of bots at the very least,
A little terror's what Survivor needs,
And it seems so empty without me.

Spinners are winners, yeah, thats me, at 72,
I was survivin while you were divin' off cliffs, yeah you,
I see ya, over the edge, prayin' to -z-,
"Luck be with me, don't let me dive." Wheee!

*SPLASH*

I'm not diving, this is the shallow end,
I'm just jammin like one of those silohuettes
To my iPod, my fingaz groovin on my KB,
Oh, and Preddie, ya bot aint heard "River Below"!

So I know, I hate codes like tape rolls,
why can't ya just use a DV cam, it aint too old,
And I don't hate yo, why not be at peace,
'Cuz I like it when ya shoot at me!

But "At" usually gotcha insuring me,
'Cuz when I get to the end thats a little deep,
I can cliff dive and you'll go green,
That's why it seems so empty without me.

[Chorus]

Yo Tanksta, my UF ex-homie gangsta,
Hey, it aint like Ja callin Fiddy a wangsta,
I don't hate ya, but yeah, I'm kinda ticked,
That my UF membership was revoked last Christmas.

On the other hand, there are some downright d**ks,
That my lil' rap would be more complete with.
Ya know what I said, ya know who I mean,
Chongie, Destroya, G-Wings, [loudspeaker voice]Please come clean.

Oh? Ya can't? How mean, ya see,
Guess it's time to jump to Plan Letter C,
Desy, Chongie, I know ya IPs,
I also know all of yo' ISPs!

As y'all know, once in a while it seems,
A Webwise kid is what y'all need,
So that was my 2 cents, both cents a' free,
Now on PTT. Who's set for me?

[Chorus]

Na na na na na,
Na na na na na,
Na na na na na,
Na na na na.

[Zoom out of computer screen]

Dre: Em, you might want to look at this...

SIDE NOTE: Don't hate G-Wings because of this song, he eventually changed his name to "Creative-G", and I changed mine to... Well... You know.

Last edited: Sunday, April 10, 2005 at 5:12:24 AM

^ whats that real song called?

"Without ME" by Eminem.

Looks like you will win this week

DJ

I wish I could rap. But I can't. I can make limericks, though.

There once was a tank from Cranium
who drove to the Freudian stadium.
He wanted to see
the biggest heavy
but his brain got exploded. Poor brain-ium!

Thanks for the comment

Its ok you were
good B)

Heres my fav rapper

Last edited: Sunday, April 10, 2005 at 10:10:53 AM

Would that happen to be from the rap-battle scene of "8-Mile"?

When is it you see who wins the rap? Next friday?

Yes next friday

Yes that was the rap from 8 mile

Ludacris is just weird sometimes...
from "Get Back"

Hey dog... Ehh... Dawg...

But seriously, have you even heard Em's new single at all?
Lyrics from Lyrics007.com, edited by DJ Crossfade

A** Like That

[Eminem]
Ill be...

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a a** like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

I don't believe it
It's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen a a** like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

[Verse 1]:
The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shakin that ass to the new nelly jams
I think someone's at the door, but I don't think I'ma answer
Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please I'm a human being
I have needs, I'm not done
Not till I'm finished pee-ing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agree-ing
Mister officer, I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes I make R'n'B
I sing song that go ringy chong
Ching chong chong chong ching
Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
If I offend, I'm sorry please please forgive
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say and you will love it

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a a** like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

Jessica simpson
looks oh so temptin
Nick I ain't never seen a a** like that
Everytime I see the show on MTV
My pee pee goes
Da-doing doing doing

[Verse 2]:
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they gettin older they startin to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Jeez, I just got my seat
I have tickit, look I put it away my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman
This movie is PG mister officer
I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer is with Michael
He's too busy, I'm Triumph
Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you laugh
Cos there's a puppet on my hand [ha-ha-haaaaa]

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a a** like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

Hilary Duff is
Not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say a**
And she'll make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

[Verse 3]:
The way she moves she dances like a gogo
In that video she sings "Get Out" you boso,
"I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is JoJo"
Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch, I just baked cookies
Mister officer, lookie, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee
Pee, on the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit!
Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee
Quick, get to the chopper, everybody get down
I'm not Triumph, I'm Arnold, get down

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a a** like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
D-doing doing doing

So Gwen Stefani
Will you pee-pee on me please?
I ain't never seen a a** like that
Cos the way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
D-doing doing doing

[Dre]
What the f**k is wrong with you?!

NOW how much do ya like Eminem?

I call this a rap and its very crap
Da EnD
=D better than djs =D

Horray! Diddiwin? :P

Hey, Kris, I posted a rap on the other page... Or did you forget:

Sound familiar?...