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Hehehe. XD
Here's one that my wife just loves.
Why are womens feet smaller than mens feet?
So they can get closer to the sink.
(It's funny because I do the dishes. Wait, no that sucks. :) )
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes.
Invite a retard to a picnic and you'd better expect to get drool in the potato salad.
KKB, in addition to cutting the lawn, when my wife completes a pass in the grass, I have her flip my spam steak on the grill.
Man, she'll be able to do so much more after she delivers this baby too.
Can't wait.
@ Rogue and Nap, Hehe. Sorry about that Rogue. :P
Nap, mmm, spam, hillbilly ham! Yeah, she can do more than flip spam steaks, if you know what I mean. XD
LOL - my missus mows the lawn when it is alive - if not she rakes the red dirt patch.
I dont however let her near the BBQ - she burns the water when boiling an egg.
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One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from a across the street was so outraged she came over and shouted at me, "you should be hung!".
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the foam from my lips, slowly lifted my sunglasses, stared directly at this nosey neighbor and calmly replied, " I am. That's why she cuts the grass." :P