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Haha!!!! That is so funny!! I would just break the cookie a little bit so I can get a knif in there.
LOL... Maybe they were destined for a cookie museum!
Try an x-acto knife :)
Rip the tiny fringe on the edge, and then slice through with the knife.
Dunk it in milk and bite right through it.
H&D... MmmmmMMM! My Fav! Have you tried their relish and salsa?
Take a deep breath and relax. Visit OM's Website for the answer.
The wrapper around your mind will be lifted and all will be revealed. You will become one with the cookie.
How many braincells have you killed? %)
^^ That's right. Meditate long enough and you won't even taste the shrinkwrap when you bite into it. I also hear plastic can be nutritious.
I prefer the use of fire. Get a match, blow it out, and trace around a small bit of the plastic. It should melt it, but if this doesn't work, strap it to a... Hmmm, b5 class bottle rocket and pick up the peices
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Pardon my rudeness, I cannot abide useless people.
Last edited: Saturday, March 19, 2005 at 2:53:54 PM
Ok to do is all you do is use the force
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MASTER, I AM NOT UR FATHER ::kohee:: I AM UR DISTANT RELITIVE ::kohee:: DO U HAVE A SISTER ::koheeeopeki3ejhefnbeufnebfj:: crap... Pace makers goin...
Pardon my rudeness, I cannot abide useless people.
Hi Master !
I am gutted to hear of your situation ,its pretty darn serious, is there an address I can maybe send flowers ????
Should they be shrink wrapped so to last the distance from New Zealand to you ? Cheers
Go into the mission file and turn off the shrinkwrap.
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new PowerUp() {
dataBlock = "Cookie";
position = "-119.134 -94.95 125.003";
rotation = "0.027 -0.328 0.973 55.602";
scale = "1 1 1";
shrinkwrap = "1";
Set it to zero: shrinkwrap = "0";
...or is it in the prefs? :S
^LMAO
Just take a nife poke a little hole and use ur vacume throw it in reverse and watch that puppie trun into a ball in 5 seconds
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Last edited: Saturday, March 19, 2005 at 5:13:28 PM
Bite and suck!
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TMO, I have the answer. Mail them all to me, and I will eat t.., uh, I mean take care of them for you.
I do beleive if u can rig a hydrogen coospondent laser, you will be able to set the polyuithane magnitude effectivness to a reoundable 3.5 hrr and burn through the plastic without touching the cookie
Pardon my rudeness, I cannot abide useless people.
Lets give a clap for the most SAFE cookie. This cookie is very safe from Master TMO's mouth chomping it. Please take care oh mighty cookie! :)
Pray: May the cookie be safe.
- b20
^n1! On a more serious note, get ametel toothpick or wire, heat it up till it is really hot, and attemto to slide it through the plastice. Believe it or not I have been exparimenting on shrinkwrapped jello (mom didn't like that very much) and this seemed to work the best without injuring the cooking!
Pardon my rudeness, I cannot abide useless people.
Lmao KBC.
TMO,
Cut off that little nib near the chicken's... Arse. Then rip off the plastic, THEN EAT THEM. BUHAHAHHAHAhHahaha.. Hah?
Where'd you get the cookies from? Taiwan? Maybe they're shrinkwrapped for a reason...like if you unwrapped them, you'll unleash a virus upon the world that would mean the end of anything and everything!! But...probably not.
One word:LOL
XD XD
Nono... I think spunkys onto something. Have u gauys ever watched stargate sg1. If u have, have u seen the one were ryac has two teeth that are hallowed out and there are two seemingly useless chemicals in them but when they are combined, it uleashes a virus that can infect the world in less that 6 days! Gentlmen, we may have a duel contaiment virus. He opens one cooking, nothing happens, but when the next cooking opens, thwo chemicals combine and say goodbye to life as we knowit!!!!
Pardon my rudeness, I cannot abide useless people.
^ nerd. :P
Dang, all the witty responses are taken....
Take the cookie, Put it in your Driveway. Take your Car and put it in Reverse and Back over it Then put it in Drive and Go over it. Repeat. Repeat.Repeat. Cookie Should be outta the Wrapper by then ! XD
This is a SERIOUS matter, Freedom! Stop fooling around! :P
The man asked for help! C'mon, let's not get ridiculous. Ya can't eat them after they get run over!
Maybe some firecrackers would do it!
Ok, Ok. Here goes, Don't Try this at Home kids
Get a Chainsaw and put the Cookie in your palm. Take the Chainsaw and Cut the Cookie in half ! You would just have two Halves but it would be out right ? :)
(BTW you would also have two halves of a Hand)
Maybe if you downgraded the chainsaw to a butter knife and put it on a wooden table, you could get the plastic off with only a small pressure mark on the cookie where you cut.
WHEEWH! Guess I can drop the incontinence response to "I have a serious problem...".
Just hold the cookie over a candle and melt the plastic off. ;)
That would melt the plastic onto the cookie as well, and give it a carbon aftertaste!! You fool! XO XO XO
^ missed the humor of my last post.
(oops, wrong thread.)
Umm...? Why post if it's the wrong thread?...
^ missed the humor of my last post
I could say the very same, Rabby. :P
Last edited: Monday, March 21, 2005 at 9:01:25 AM
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And DON'T open the cookies. I am positive on my theory. SEAL THEM IN TUPPAWEAR!!!
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Pardon my rudeness, I cannot abide useless people.
Last edited: Monday, March 21, 2005 at 4:43:21 PM
No bigger one hugobrain ! XD
Er... Where's the damn cookie?
Hey TMO,
Why not invite this chick over to your house, and she can shrinkwrap all the crap in your house!
-Rx
Last edited: Tuesday, March 22, 2005 at 12:09:53 PM
^Love the soundtrack!
Maybe it's not even a real cookie.
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We received a tin of Harry and David cookies yesterday in the mail. These cookies look really good, but they are individually shrinkwrapped !!! :[
How am I supposed to get the wrapper off to eat one? :S It's on there so tight I can't even get a knife in to cut it without damaging the cookie... :'(
HELP!