Lets say you could build the PERFECT woman......

Would she be blonde? Brunette? Large breasted? Tan or milky white? Would she be demure? Would she be a saint or a whore? Smart? Stupid? Verbose? Mute?

Tall? Short? Skinny? Shelf-butt? Etc etc etc.

If you could build the perfect woman, what would she be?

Katherine

Perfect woman results tallied from posts below.

-----Race

Asian

-----Personality

Funny [1]

Verbose [1]

-----Stature

5'8" [1]

3' tall, flat head, no teeth [1]

-----Weight

110-120lbs [1]

-----Hair

Brunette [1]

-----Legs

Long [2]

-----Breasts

Large

Mid-sized [2]

Small

-----In Private

Adventurous [1]

Last edited: Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 12:53:01 PM

She would be u tg.

If u r brunette slim but with a little junk in da trunk mid size melons and long legs sliky smooth, and smart enough to let me win tt all the time...

Ya thats the ticket... Ya, ya, ya, no......YES.

TG,

Go to Google and do an image search for "Perfect Woman"...

The first image that pops up is pretty funny.

Sniper

@Sniper... Lol. Perfect Woman = Breast enhancement..... Very funny.

Three feet tall, a flat head, no teeth....

Sniper u mean the one with the keg dispencers??? Lol

this is funny too

Clone Liv Tyler and thats my perfect woman

B

TankGirl,

Do an image search , not a regular search.... Type perfect woman" in quotes then click "images".

3p

@K8,

Whilst I can see the funny side of this thread, is this thread really needed, and does it have a place in the forums? While I think that you're rather intelligent, and might add that I have respect for you, this is not a thread would endear me to you.

My 2 seconds of fame.

(SA)lauryn^TM

ROFLOL!!!!! Why not just post it.

@ All,

The can of worms has finally opened.... Hmmm.

(SA)lauryn^TM

Preferably Asian

5' 8"

110-120 lbs.

Long legs

Mid-sized chest

She'd be demure when needed ofcourse, but have a big wild side. Definitely needs a quick witted sense of humor. Has to be able to dance and keep up w/ me, breakin' is a plus. Saint or Whore I'll just say 'adventurous' :) I guess be pretty Verbose, I'm real quiet myself so she would have to balance it out. She can't fill her life with drama, and must be the kind of person that leaves all the behind before it gets the chance to start. '

Yeah.. That's all for now.

@Lauryn,

I am not sure why this thread would or wouldn't endear me to anyone.... Not the point really. You and I disagree about what this forum is for and that's fine. I think it is a place for us all to gather and have fun, you think it should be a Think Tanks ONLY forum.... Neither of us is wrong, just differing opinions. I love coming here and seeing what kind of craziness is ensuing. The banter of my virtual friends here is very enjoyable to me, kind of builds the relationships that we have in the game.

I love to get people talking. I love to plant a seed and see what grows. Although I generally like to create controversial topics (there are some "MasterDebaters" here :), I have learned the hard way that things can get heated and ugly very quickly. As such, I have backed off of topics such as religion.

Regarding the topic of this thread.

I am surrounded by guys in this community. This limits the number of topics since I have to dumb-down the subject matter (just joking boyz). I have long-standing relationships with many of the guys here, we have good communication, we have inside jokes, we have a reasonably high level of affinity for each other.

This thread is my version of a joke. Guys like to talk about girls so I thought I would ask the guys to tell me about their perfect girl.

This is not degrading to women, not insulting to men, just good clean old fashion fun.

Let's tear the lid off of that can of worms and see what happens.

Katherine the can opener.

Hmmm, perfect woman...

Brunette, C-DD, free spirit, intelligent, "shelf butt", voluptuous, saint AND my whore, unable to age past 28yo (physically) yet wise beyond her years.

@ lauryn: Yes the can of worms has opened, but us dirty little boys love to play with such things, so we don't mind! Jeez, we spend time from out of family, friends and homework so we can play a game that involves shooting and stealing from each other! That pretty much defines us as a shameless bunch, so the thread fits right in!

Perfect woman? Hmmmmlet's see. <Looks over shoulder to make sure wife isn't looking. Actually, she has a lot of these qualities.>

I like my lady petite, with C-cup. I've had DD, and those just don't "hold up" with the bra off. Reasonably athletic build, but not friggin anorexic! Drew Barrymore is a pretty good model of what I like. I love blue eyes, blonde hair, and ticklish toes!

Now for the important stuff: she must be tech-savvy enough to take care of her own Mac and Palm (if she uses neither, we have a problem). Sense of humor required. I'd like it if she at least tried my hobbies of RC flying, gaming, and paintballing (Jessica will not touch paintball, but she is good with the other 2). She should be the kind of match where we can go on a 6-hour road-trip, yet have something to talk about the whole way. And she should have some amusing personality eccentricities! I would feel guilty about my glitches if she didn't have some of her own. :P

- BombJames Bomb

Good point JB...... Yeah, she's gotta know her way around a Mac or atleast not just give up and say it's crap if I sit her in front of one :) I gave my iBook to my g/f now to use for a while (her PC crapped out.... Surprise surprise) and she seems pretty comfortable with it, has done alot with it and only asked me how to do a couple things. Very big plus :)

@ K8,

*sigh* If you read my post carefully, I never said that this thread was degrading or demeaning to women if its nice clean fun. However pics like the ones as posted by Jinx... *cough cough*. Look, if you want to get closer to your friends here in TT, and want to discuss topics such as religion, what colour make up I should wear today, then get Yahoo Messenger, or MSN Messenger, and conduct a private conference, and have a live conversation.

There are some threads that you have written in the past that have merit, however ones like these, *sigh sigh*.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, and whilst I can only express my 2¢, I am hoping that you will listen to what I am actually writing. I don't doubt for one second that this is a male dominated game, nor do I care, but I am sure that there a more intellectual topics that could be debated between you and your "masterdebaters" - however I don't think that you've pick the right topic this time.

@ JB,

If you want to have dirty little fun, then I suggest that you go to ampland.com, and satisfy yourself there, or even better get a girlfriend, instead of thinking about it. Maybe this thread should have asked who is your favourite female model/actress rather than having to describe every little detail.

BTW for the record:- I am NOT an ogre, so don't take my comments to heart, just think that there is a better way to cover this topic or even better - other topics to debate. I like to have fun too, come to Sydney, and you'll see. You might need a step ladder, cause at 6"1, you might only see my legs - :).

(SA)lauryn^TM the X-Ecutioner

Last edited: Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 7:56:37 PM

Lol some ppl r writing essays 4 this, to put it str8, 5ft.8, dark hair, asian, intelligent, sexy, long legs, nice ass, nice mid sized tits, funny and adventurous/good in bed =)))))))))))))). Full stop

You can BUILD one? Mine blows up. Years ago she was pretty sexy. *musta been the booze. Now she's turned into this.

ROFLMAO

*ducks fur*

Perfect woman...hmm let's see, how about a woman who is fully aware of herself and fully willing to let me be who I am. Nah...how about the top five celebrities you are "allowed" to sleep with...

1. Halle Berry

2. Lucy Liu

3. Salma Hayek

4. Sheryl Crow

5. Tina Fey

Combine the best traits of these 5 women and I will have perfection.

Memphis

Jinx...poker in the front, liquor in the rear, or vice-versa?

Wow I love this topic. Alright this is my perfect girl.

1. Blonde or brunette, nice n soft jugs. Tan. Someone who bitches alot... Someon 5' 7" ++++. Medium weight. Has a small amount of belly popping out[ oooh yeah ]. Funny, butt that I can handle, and fianlly I want her to me mix, indian+phillipine+white+mexican+ british. Yes she has to be adventerous in bed. Lol. Thats my perfect girl. TG u rock for putting this post up. Thx again

Bye

#004

Lauryn....comon now :)

If u guys can post all this army stuff we can post this stuff....

Besides looks I love confidence and strong opinions in a woman...and I like a woman who is smart at so called "man" subjects

B

@Lauryn

I read your post carefully. ( I wasn't making a reference to anything you had said with the "degrading" statement.)

I respect your opinions. You are very strong willed and outspoken, both of which I appreciate and find attractive. You and I would either be the best of friends or hate each other for our similarities and differences. That said, I really do think you need to have more fun here.... Take a load off..... It is all in fun. Go to Miss Kitty's thread about the Perfect Man and tell us your thoughts about men!!! C'mon Lauryn, I know there is a party-girl locked inside you. Shirk off the grey wool business suit, put on a fun little sun dress and let's get silly! You know I love to dig into peoples psyche and try to figure out what makes em tick..... This thread is just an extension of that theme but in a more primal, less cerebral way.

@Jinx,

Funny picture.... However, the picture you provided of the "perfect woman" does not include her warm inviting eyes, her full red voluptuous lips, her velvety tongue, the scent of her neck... Her intoxicating cries of passion.....

Katherine the explorer

I must concur with stinkies initial post,

Nothing gets me hotter than an anvil headed midget that's all gums.

Strong pick with Salma Hayek there Memphis. Anybody ever see her dance in the movie Dogma?

Three other absolutely perfect, no need to create, broads I'd like to tie up with duct tape and keep in my basement are:

Joey Lauryn Adams: She's in most of the Kevin Smith movies and was also in Big Daddy.

Maxine Bahns: Kind of obscure but she was in two of my wife's favorite flicks, She's the One and The Brothers McMullen.

Bea Arthur: AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE...

Last edited: Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 2:20:29 AM

Big juggs, dark hair, small booty - physically, much like Catherine Belle on "JAG" and "Bruce Almighty."

@ All,

If you want to see the perfect girl, then maybe I might post a picture of me.... Give me 24 hours to think about it...

@ K8,

I'm at work at the moment, please give me time to respond, you make some valids points. BTW maybe I should start dating women, I saw Miss Kitty's description of the "perfect" man, where the hell are they??? Been to more continents than most people, and I can barely find a guy who can multitask...

(SA)lauryn^TM

? ;)

@TG; I thought my pic did. Her intoxicating cries of passion come when I give her a banana. _{Did anyone notice that the picture is a gorilla...err girl-illa?}

While we're on the subject of bananas, I just can't resist torturing poor 44. I NEVER thought the "Skins" forums would ever live up to it's name! Here's 2 quotes from somewhere in the 2046 threads of PTT that seem perfect here.

@Tally; WHO had the banana?

Face it 44. The poor mouse is dead! Your feeble attempts to bring down the forums a couple of days ago with your constant "refreshing" didn't work. TG's "full body" shot is still safe!

Look Laurynn, Sniper found it, I just posted the picture because I thought it was funny and to save everyone the trouble of opening the link. EXCUSE ME!

So, perfect woman huh, uh.............is there really such a thing? Looks aren´t everything. She needs to be inteligent, be open minded and willing to try new things, and most important have a sense of humor.

KBC: I refer you to thread entitiled "Iraq is like a sinking ship." :)

Debating commetnary here ///

Oh, and she'd be independently wealthy so I wouldn't have to ask her for debt card receipts all the time. XO