The name of Sean Paul's new song. About pot. No, really. Would I make this up? (yeah, so?) You've probably even heard it:

[Intro]
Just gimme di trees an make ya smokin yo (smoke yo)
It a mek we please an dont provoket yo (provoket yo)
sippin Hennessy an we bubblin yo (bubblin yo)
Set ya mind at ease we gotta take it slow

So when yuh see di S.P. Floatin', don't provoke him
Cau di weed weh we smokin need fi soakin'
Best ting fi di recreation, and di best hygrade a Jamaican
It fi a weed we supportin' not promotin'
Lau di crack and di cokin hear me shouting
Herb a di healin' of di nation
Legalize it right now we wan blaze one

[chorus]
Everyday, we be burnin not concernin what nobody wanna say
We be earnin dollars turning cau we mind deh pon we pay
some got gold and oil and diamonds all we got is mary j
legalize it, time to recognise it

Dis purple haze it mek mi crazy
Mek mi write nuff tune and dat's what pays me
But I'm not di only occupation
Goin' to get some I give yuh education
When a farmer grows it he knows to close it
Economical benefit help wit dose who have fi deh yah pon di hard jugglin
Cau di system only keep man struggling
Studyin people a use it don't abuse it
Cau di concentration well reputed
Dat's why herb man dem a di wise one
And it found on di grave of King Solomon
And weed good fi di eye sight and di chest sight
And it give nuff insight just gimme di light
And, mek we blaze it da roof we a be raisin

[chorus]
Again, we be burnin not concernin what nobody wanna say
We be earnin dollars turning cau we mind deh pon we pay
sum got gold and oil and diamonds all we got is mary j
legalize it,time to recognize it

Just gimme di dees an we be clubbin yo (clubbin yo)
It a mek we please an we be tuggin yo (tuggin yo)
sippin Hennessy an we bubblin yo (bubblin yo)
Set ya mind at ease we gotta take it slow

So when yuh see di S.P. Floatin don't provoke him
Cau di weed weh we smokin need fi soakin
Best ting di medication, and di best hygrade a Jamaican
Cau we know it as a great ting no debatin
While incarceratin true dem hatin
Cau dem don't wanna see we a remain calm
Even though dem got dem sirin on(?)

[chorus]
Everyday, we be burnin not concernin what nobody wanna say
We be earnin dollars turning cau we mind deh pon we pay
some got gold and oil and diamond, all we got is mary j
legalize it, time to recognize it

Again, we be burnin not concernin what nobody wanna say
We be earnin dollars turning cau we mind deh pon we pay
some got gold and oil and diamonds all we got is mary j
legalize it,time to recognize it

Again, we be burnin not concernin what nobody wanna say
We be earnin dollars turning cau we mind deh pon we pay me
some got gold and oil and diamonds all we got is mary j
legalize it, time ti recognize it

Just gimme di trees an make ya smokin yo (smoke yo)
It a mek we please an dont provoket yo (provoket yo)
sippin Hennessy an we bubblin yo (bubblin yo)
Set ya mind at ease we gotta take it slow

HEAVILY edited version:

Just gimme the gees an we be clubbin yow.
Gal a make wi please and we be thuggin' now.
Little hennesy an we'll be bubblin yow.
Set we mind at ease we got to take it slow.

Verse 1:
So when you see the S.p. Floatin don't provoke him
Cause the girls we be poking have to smoking.
Best thing fi the recreation a fi get the best girls inna every nation.
All Topper girls we promotin and suportin
And dem love how we flow king here them shouting
First class ticket invitation girls from New York, England and Jamaican.

Chorus:
Everyday we be burnin not concernin what nobody wanna say.
We be earnin dollars turning cause we mind de pon we pay.
Worth more than gold and oil and diamonds girls we need dem everyday.
Recognize it, Pimpin as we riding.

Verse 2:
Girls them a page me waan fi raise me
True me write nuff tune and drive them crazy.
Well I man a true born Jamaican
Ready fi the girls them inna every situation.

We a the gal dem pro, them know we flow
With the lyrical content that make them dip low and
Make the club keep jumpin Turn up the bass make we here when it pumpin.

Summertime bounce to the music people choose it
Sean da P gal a cruise with... Well reputed cause.
We a the girls them champion,
Have nuff a them like the great king Solomon.

Many girls inna wi eye sight sexy dress type
Se them ready fi a hype night Just gimme di light
An make we blaze it the roof we haffi raise it again

Chorus:
Verse 1 (repeat)
Chorus(repeat)
Intro

Your thoughts? Should the normal version ("Legalize It") be played on the radio? Or the edit?

I don't think it should really be written... My thoughts on modern-day rap:

PROFANITYPROFANITYwordword
PROFANITYOBCENITYwakoword
PROFANITYPROFANITYsumthin else
PROFANITYPROFANITYand I rule!

Thankyou ::bows::

Don't matter.

You can't understand what he's saying anyway.

@ DJ: burn on mon, burn on mon ;)

Lol check this song out

"So High" by Twizitd.

[Monoxide]
Now I'm smoking like a chimney
With the purple cush up in me
I'm really on cloud nine I got aliens sitting with me
So many seem to forget we will smoke until your eyes get peeled
So every now and again we gotta remind ya about the smoker deal
One, never smoke it brown and not if I don't break it down
And three, if we ain't fucking don't be touching on my thunder now
My mouth is getting dry and you see the veins in my eyeballs
Looking like I just doused em in alcohol
I light a Newport I'm also addicted to menthol
And I'll be smoking till the coroner calls
And my plants are all tall and fluffy
And when I'm checking my buds
I swear to god I start to dance like puffy
I'm old school like a huffy and a set of roach clips
And if you notice when you looking
I get the resin on my lips
I put a halfy in a paper and you'll never see it drip
And I'll smoke it till it burns all the way down to my fingertips

[Chorus]
I'm so high
And I'm never coming down, never coming down
I'm so high
Never ever gonna touch the ground (ground)
I'm so high
And I'm never coming down, never coming down
And I'm never gonna come back down

[Jamie Madrox]
I'm so twisted and smoking Jane gets me lifted
I sip hypnotic till my bladders full and I'm pissing
I only smoke bammer if it's carefully sifted
To avoid sticks and beans from splitting the seams
If its weak smoke more
What you think them zig zag packs
Come packed with thirty two leaves inside for
If your lucky enough to be blowing gan
You better hit it like a pro and hold it as long as you can

[Lavel]
We get high like everyday
We smoke weed like everyday
We rather die then be dry
So don't play
So if you don't wanna smoke get the fuck out the way
We get high like everyday
We smoke weed like everyday
We rather die than be dry
So don't play
So if you don't wanna smoke get the fuck out the way

[Chorus]
I'm so high
And I'm never coming down, never coming down
I'm so high
Never ever gonna touch the ground (ground)
I'm so high
And I'm never coming down, never coming down
And I'm never gonna come back down

[Violent J]
I'm fucking doing good I can afford my habit
Seven hundred sack a cush watch me grab it
I'm a fool like that
Smoking in the parking lot outside a court
I'll get you higher that the airport
I know you trying to be a homie passing me that tree
But you fucking with professionals and rookies get beat
I fucking slap kids passing me the buster brown dust
I get insulted leave you with your crown bust
I fait piss tests and give a shit less
And youz a fool like a mutha fucka thinking you gonna hit this
Back up off me softly you puke hitting mine
Even if you catch a contact it's your quittin' time
I'm riding with Madrox we smoking up mad blocks
Rattling your street leaving smelling like Woodstock
Get some hatchet in your life get some matches and light up
A fucking plant with me, boy we family!

[Chorus]
I'm so high
And I'm never coming down, never coming down
I'm so high
Never ever gonna touch the ground (ground)
I'm so high
And I'm never coming down, never coming down
And I'm never gonna come back down
Never ever gonna touch the ground (ground)
I'm so high

I'm so high

I'm so high

And I'm never gonna come back down

Creepy...

 

 

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