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Heh I was looking through some news about computers, when I read about something called "google whacking"...What is Google Whacking you ask? It is a somewhat new and competitive sport where searchers try to type in only two words in the Google Search Engine, and get only exactly one result, not 0, not 2, but 1 result. Sounds easy? Well it is not. It challenges the person at searching skills, and their mastery of language. Some words that work that were taken off of a top ten Google whacks are:
glittery swines

Fat bubbleologist

Terrorific buttplug

Tallywhacker claritin

Dichotic palindromes

Onomatopoetic dingo

Chloroform coughdrops

Disestablishmentarian koala

You get 1 point for making a google whack, one point if you learn something, and a bonus point if your google whack is funny like the ones above. Test your skill at google whacking today!

-AO

That's another whippersnapper belted by the feared AncientOne!

Last edited: Saturday, May 27, 2006 at 5:43:02 PM

Saturday, May 27, 2006 at 5:39:43 PM

Now that is a competitive sport for nerds!

Saturday, May 27, 2006 at 5:42:00 PM

Nice, AO. Is there some kind of tournament we could sign up for? This seems pretty interesting. So far, I haven't gotten anything yet. :P

Saturday, May 27, 2006 at 5:44:56 PM

... TONS of sites that have diabetic ghost...

Pray to GOD for him to reveal himself to you.

Saturday, May 27, 2006 at 7:07:32 PM

I are winnar:

Majic Cijama - I'm aware they aren't words.
Poop Dripulator - Ewww.
Scheweet Candies - Haha. Yeah.
ROFFLE COPTR - W00t.
Globos Sorter - Okay, that result is totally inappropriate.

I may have more later.

Saturday, May 27, 2006 at 7:25:02 PM

Ummm...

SSSSLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ssssssssssssss

:)

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Saturday, May 27, 2006 at 7:34:05 PM

I tried "ideologous platypus" but no results. Ho hum... :P

Sunday, May 28, 2006 at 3:27:31 AM

Hmm first one I tried worked... It's about HugoBrainz Revolution:
brainz revolu
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=lang_en&client=safari&rls=en&q=brainz+revolu&btnG=Search

Fat bubbleologist had 17 returns.

Last edited: Sunday, May 28, 2006 at 11:13:36 PM

Sunday, May 28, 2006 at 6:55:24 AM

Maybe people add links to the results once they found out that they became google whacks?

Sunday, May 28, 2006 at 7:15:14 AM

Cheaters.

Glittery swine has lots... Some of them are from a google whacking site... Lol or do you mean one result that has them together???

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 at 7:18:05 AM

Well the ones aove use to be one results until people added them to their google whacking sites, causing more sites to have them, you see.

-AO

That's another whippersnapper belted by the feared AncientOne!

Sunday, May 28, 2006 at 1:17:16 PM

Yeah but there was a lot of blah blah blah swine meat....... Blah blah blah glittery lipstick....

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 at 1:21:51 PM

Onomatopoetic dingo

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 at 1:24:05 PM

Sunday, May 28, 2006 at 11:11:09 PM

Got One!!!

Slartibarfast gong!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&client=safari&rls=en&q=slartibarfast+gong&btnG=Search

Pardon my rudeness, I cannot abide useless people.

Monday, May 29, 2006 at 11:45:17 AM

^^ thats why though... AO had it on his post

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Monday, May 29, 2006 at 11:53:17 AM

Wow....

Monday, May 29, 2006 at 12:35:33 PM

Ginormas widget

Thumping largger

Lopping chimpanzie

Accumulating attilathehun

This was seriously too easy, took me all of 10 mins to come up with those

Monday, May 29, 2006 at 3:53:14 PM

^ neato... Except for the Ginormas widget one. I got nothing for it.

Pardon my rudeness, I cannot abide useless people.

Monday, May 29, 2006 at 4:05:21 PM

Coaticue imagistically (I did a little scouring of the results to find which word should go with Coaticue)

Pastafarian cytology (I spelled cytology wrong at first but Google corrected me)

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Platonism (this was ENTIRELY MY OWN! MINE! MINE!)

Last edited: Monday, May 29, 2006 at 4:38:58 PM

Monday, May 29, 2006 at 4:32:57 PM

Ahhhh I know I'm gonna be entertained for the next hour XD

After the millionth try: supercalafragilisticexpialadocious c+


Monday, May 29, 2006 at 5:26:43 PM

The thing is... I now don't understand why, when I'm searching the supercala-whatsit above, it doesn't come up with a link to these forums... 8o Seems it should... Meh, oh well. ;) Still an awesome idea to screw with google. My summer days have now been booked... XD

:) ,
--==Niko-ST-E==--

I use multi-billion dollar military satellites to find tupperware hidden in the woods... What do YOU do?

Monday, May 29, 2006 at 5:49:24 PM

Too easy folks... Try to do one related to TT! That's where the fun is - boasting! Here are my 2 so far:
brainiac scrummaster
brainz revolu

Here's my new one:
scrumbag pro master kick-ass brain
http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=scrumbag+pro+master+kick-ass+brain&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

:P

Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 7:11:38 AM

Metacarpal Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

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Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 10:25:55 AM

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words... :)

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Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 10:36:53 AM

Scrumtastic festivities


Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 1:56:51 PM

Alligator elongatedness XD

Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 4:12:46 PM

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