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They speak simplified English to understand each others. In the other hand Englishmen speak complex English. XD
You don't have to let go of one rope before grabbing the other. But you'll have to let go of one if you want to swing forward.
Eat fat hamburgers and doughnuts?
You haven't seen anything yet (there's a reason I said that...). December 13th is National Cliche Day here.
Ebbeh...
Oooh they XO love the smell of napalms in the morning?
With the Ment@lity
of an angry Mob
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Wow.....im american and I dont do like any of that stuff........but ya I know other people who do that stuff all the time.....
People buy hot dogs in 10's and buns in 8's
Elite Agent And Proud Member of the Terror Squad.
He got this whole thread off a web site, I've seen it 100000000000 times
Elite Agent And Proud Member of the Terror Squad.
Say the word "like" atleast twice in the average sentence. What are you comparing everything to?
Yeah I've seen that so many times on websites but its funny
Lol got it in an email!
Somethin wrong with me pointing at my crotch??
I love my randylion
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Post all the things Americans do/say that are halarious!!!(44 I think u'll like this thread)!!
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. Remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. And change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumby?
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