You're so unhip, your bum's in danger of sliding off

What's yours?

Yeah, but what about the five bucks?

You are so fat you sat on a rainbow and skittles came out. You are so ugly your mom tied a porkchop around your neck just so the dog would play wit you. XD

You play like delyzm8@yahoo.com XD

Hey that ones good XD

Delyzm8@aol , Idiot

Sorry soapsta I forgot the racist son of pigs name

Hmmm, let me see if I can come up with one or two.

I see you've set aside some special time to humiliate yourself in public

Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

Excuse me, is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

I'd like to see things your way, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my atth!!

Everyone has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege

RS

Last edited: Monday, November 07, 2005 at 12:55:15 PM

Some my Dad always said
When god said for you to get in line for brains you thought he said stains.
Your brain is so small it rattles like a bebe in a basketball..
Girl you look like you been beat with an ugly stick.

Really, size doesn't matter. XD

^lol

Your mom is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose

Your mom is so fat it takes a train and 2 buses to get to her good side

Your mom is so ugly she goes to a strp club and they pay her to keep her clothes on :P

Last edited: Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 7:46:35 PM

My name is "soap"........................ lol

Hey prof you suck! Lol dont kill me prof! ;)

Your mom is so fat one day she wore a yellow rain coat and 2 guys jumped on thinking she was a taxi cab

^ and ^^ lol! :P

Heres the one of the best youre mom jokes for TT.........YOUR MOM IS A CHONG! XD

^
Holy macular... :'(

Your mom is so fat, when god said let there be light, she had to move over.

^ LMAO! XD

Yo momma was so Fat, when she fell off a cliff and landed, she knocked the earth off it's orbit and into a black hole... Which she then plugged up...