Sign Up Today for 44s Scrum Tips and Strategy Service!

Attention all scrummers: I've determined there is considerable demand for my consultative skills and great value to my tips and suggestions on improving your scrum game.

Here are some of the winning streaks I've helped produce, from early 2005, that now you can be a part of:

*Memphis: Won 7 of 10 indie games
*Hakko: Won 3 straight, full server, indie games
*Blind Cide: Beat Dominator and Chong in 10 straight games
*Tally Ho finished in first or second in 8 straight games

All of these individuals have been active subscribers to my Scrum Service for one or more years.

Now you can too!

Join 44s Scrum Tips and Strategy Service for access to winning tips and exclusive strategy suggestions and offers.

I don't just give you the tips, I give you the resources to keep you ahead of the game and help to develop a winning strategy of your own.

But don't just take my word for it:

More customer testimonials...

Impressive! Since I signed up with you my success rate has doubled. I can't thank you enough. - Fleabiscuit

I like your approach in that you want to educate as well as inform. Thank you for you unique approach. - Paisano

Thanks for your honesty. It's nice that you explain your reasoning for each suggestion. You've helped me a ton. - Lonewolf

Once you join 44s Scrum Tips and Strategy Service you will receive weekly suggestions via email plus a newsletter that gives you insider tips to help you to develop you own strategy.

It highlights the key points:

* shows why research and knowing what your opponents want you to do makes a big difference
* explains how a players' reputation overwhelms other factors
* tells you what really matters, how and when a player scores is what really counts
* and much more...

You'll also get the opportunity to have me answer one of your questions each week via email.

Phone consultations and in-game training will be available at the discounted rate of $75 per hour.

Email me your credit card information today, and for one low monthly fee of $19.95, you'll be the best you can be!

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Last edited: Monday, August 22, 2005 at 6:23:02 PM

I am delighted to see one of my pupils doing so well in their scrum endeavors! Take it from me, this was my prize pupil from my "Scrum 301 - Advanced Scrum Techniques" I taught at Scrum U and he knows what he's talking about.

You make me proud, grasshopper.

44 - Here is a letter from your mailbag:

Last edited: Monday, August 22, 2005 at 6:23:34 PM

I took the class and I still suck. I'm still waitng for my refund! :'(

Where is that check?

P.S. Is the scrum really supposed to go in the back of my pants? Looks like I crapped myself. Really? In the back?

Last edited: Monday, August 22, 2005 at 6:36:19 PM

WOW. The response has been OVERWHELMING. I can't urge you more strongly: If this is a service you're interested in, DON"T WAIT. Sign up now. I only have room for another 8 or 9 subscribers before I'll need to have Tally start handling overflow on a commission basis.

(Don't pay any attention to Napalm: You can only become as good as you're destined to be -- his destiny...how should I put it?...was very self-limiting. Check is in the mail Napalm.)

Wow this sounds really cool, please sing me up. Here's my info name on MasterCard Repent. Card number: 5426-5230-0064-9013 Expiration date 09/2038. Cvv number is 666.

Thanks man I can't wait.
Repent

Last edited: Monday, August 22, 2005 at 7:13:15 PM

I recieved my membership packet today and I couldn't be more delighted. I'm really excited to get in the game and put these tip into action.

It might be a little while before I can find time to play though. Apparently someone got a hold of my credit card info and is using it to make bogus purchases in the Cayman islands. It really sucks, I'm spending most of my time talking on the phone with the bank disputing charges.

But once I get that worked out I should be back in the game to put these new tips in action. Thanks 44! :) B)

Sorry for the off topic post, but I didn't realize that you can post bail with a credit card!

Sorry to hear about the fraud 56k. I hope you get that worked out. Have you cancelled the card yet? If not, I've heard it's better to wait a little while -- it gives the police more of a trail to chase. Anyway, glad you are happy with the membership packet. I'm confident you're going to become a Top 5 player in no time.

You're going to love next week's Newsletter too. It will have a bit of a tropical feel to it and I'll be sharing my thoughts on how scrum and scuba diving share some important similarities relative to preparation. Should be a big help for you. Bye for now.

44, although I always dominate you at IS - I'll donate $50 towards a new muffler for your car!

What a day!

I would also highly recommend 44's service. Not only did he teach me how to play a respectable game of scrum, but he also taught me how to speak English.
No longer is my embarrasing goal-cry "Youpee! Ca y'est!" Now it's "Woot!". And through his tutelage, I've even come to understand advanced phrases such as 'Leroy Jenkins.'

Jacques

Personal Testimony: I'm not a thinktanker but I play one on TT. I can personally tell you of the benefits of the 44 days of scrum and how they have improved my game. I was but a mere demo, who would come in and just shoot shoot shoot.

Under 44's guidance I learned that driving was far more important to the advancement of one's game. "Learn the fundamentals young phizzle and you will soon reach heights only dreamed of by the likes of tanty's and date men everywhere."
Under 44's instruction I also mastered the art of 'memphonics', a language imitated by many, but never duplicated.

44's scrum tips worked for me! They can work for you too!

_{Results of actual tips and strategies vary by individual. You may not actually attain the heights of the aforementioned players. Average increase in goals scored +/- 0.5%}

Last edited: Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 2:18:43 AM

^ Love the disclaimer!!

@44,

Before I sign, does your program cover "Heavies in Scrumland"? Is there any help for us other than a slow and painful death of starvation of goals?

SSM

Last edited: Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 3:37:59 AM

OMG 44, the lessons you give me will definately get you out of that Pontiac you are driving... You will be sittin' pretty with a new Rolls Royce when you are done with me!! B)

Beware this is a scam to loose your identity. Follow the advice and soon all will be playing like 44. These decipels of 44, which I will call cult members.... Will soon be driving around... Ummm like all the other.. Cults...Ummm... Armies.

Aliases will go from Memphis(FU) to Memphis(44)...

Even Bolo is starting his cult.... Umm... OK... Bolo is definitely the dark side of the force! Beware these products..

Last edited: Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 3:46:13 AM

I'm in sign me up...

44 you got no game!!!!

(Check is in the mail)

Me too, I sometimes drive a 1965 Rambler, with no radio nor air! Lol. I love it! But I also love my Acura CL, So no thanks. Im ok with cars kkb/bolo/44 :)

Hey FoFo... I made an add for u... Not that good though. Used art pad. Hope you like it though...

44's promotional advertisment

Can I buy some lessons for ROGUE? XD

My motto is play well, and look good doing it ;)

My motto, If you can beat cloud, your good ( only if Im actually playing, most of the time im not playing at my best in BM) lol, im kidding : )

How do you sign up?
I'm interested please please pleass help me.

Look in 44's profile for his e-mail. He'll respond from his palatial mansion in Central New York.

You may have to wait a while. I heard he's doing a forum at the New York State Fair on scrum tactics