Great help for anagrams: http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/ Main problem is to figure out words which turn out good.

Swing DJ
J. D. Swing (maybe that should be one of my aliases)

Nothing else...

Erm I thought you meant like this

Merry Chirstmas

You can make

mast
cast
hat
mist
the
you get idea

Little Green Man-

A Green Tent Mill

A Tenement Grill

A Lenten Leg Trim (is that a tradition I hadn't heard of?)

And others. (I like 2 and 3 more)

... My name has a lot... Oh god. My name can spell "porn" 57 times in different scentences... :o

Mathematics- an anagrammatic, if [quite] pointless, tale.

Part 1: Tea Time

Me at MIT. Cash.
Me am sit chat.
Am chat: "It's me".
Ms: "It math ace."
"s' MIT math ace."
Same chat: MIT.
Is am math, etc.

Part 2: Play Time

Me: "Mit has cat."

Ms. "Ah, cat time!"

Time mash cat!
Me: "MIT cat. Ha!"
Me act. Sit cat.
"It am sham, etc."
Ms. "Him tame cats."
"Maim the cats."

Part 3: At Dinner

Me tact: "Is ham."

Ms am eat. Itch.
Me: "This am cat."
Me: "It's cat ham."
"Him's cat meat."

She: "Am MIT cat!"
Ham items act.
Hit Ms at acme.
Acts emit ham.
Ms emit cat. Ha!
Ms, at MIT, ache.

Part 4: Afterwards

That Ms am ice.
This mama, etc.

See the pattern here? See all the anagrams for "Mathematics"? Dang, there're a lot... Originally published by AIR: Annals of Improbable Research, written by Alice Shirrel Kaswell.

Dang, I hope I didn't offend Cat...

This is what my name means

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^ did you have to paste in every result you got? Jeesh... :S

How about choosing a few that are good and deleting the rest. Nobody wants to scroll through all that, SoapSta :o