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Will Blaster Cannon
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I won't be sad on you
and thanks for VOTEING!!!
I have a joke...sorta:
--You so dumb.. You sit on TV...watch couch.
I use multi-billion dollar military satellites to find tupperware hidden in the woods... What do YOU do?
Its only my opinion some most people will probilly like the idea :)
Dunno I think emm... Agree
Will I think to make it!
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
Hey bloop :P
I'll make the forum then you write your jokes
ok ;)
Knock knock...
Whos there :P
Whos there :P
Ida
Ida who? Ho? You da ho'? No?
Ida Thinkthisisagoodidea ;)
Haha... Ok, mebbe I shoulda waited for the punchline before I decided it wasn't funny.
Two hunters were out hunting in the woods when all of a sudden they see a body laying on the ground. They examine him, and he doesent seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back. One of the hunters flipped out his cell phone as fast as he could and dialed 911. A women answered and said, "Hello?" and the hunter says franticly, "Theres a man laying in the woods and he seems to be dead! What do I do ma'am?". Quickly the lady answers, "Alright, first, make sure he is dead". The lady heard a pause.........*click* *click*......*BLAM*! Shortly after the hunter says, alright...now what?
:P
Only lethal on days that end with "Y"
Last edited: Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 10:03:44 PM
^teeheehee
An 80-year-old man went for his annual checkup, and the doctor said, "Friend, for your age you're in the best shape I've seen."
The old feller replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living. I know I live a good, clean, spiritual life."
The doctor asked, "What makes you say that?"
The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life, the Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom light on for me every time I get up in the middle of the night."
The doc was concerned. "You mean when you get up in the night to go to the bathroom, the Lord himself turns on the light for you?"
"Yep," the old man said.
The doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old man's wife came in for her check up, he felt he had to let her know what her husband said.
"Your husband's in fine physical shape," the doctor said, "but I'm worried about his mental condition. He told me that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him."
"Aha!!!" she exclaimed. "So HE'S the one who's been peeing in the refrigerator!"
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^lol, and thats hilarious^^^
Why did the turtle cross the road?............
Because people got bored of saying "Why did the Chicken cross the road" So they came up with something slighty different to make it more interesting...
See, I can't tell jokes on the spot, they have to come to me as I'm talkin to someone. :)
The turtle crossed the road to get to the "shell" station.
I can never think of anything amusing to say. ;)
Though I do have this red ball...
...granpa sluggy........................................ 
Last edited: Sunday, February 19, 2006 at 2:35:50 PM
Two cowboys walk up and find an indian with his head on the ground. The indian says to both of them 5 wagons 5 oxen 4 horses 8 chickens and 7 people went past here. One cowboy says, "Wow you found all that out just by putting your head on the ground?" and the indian says "No they ran over me."
I will put it to 1 in a half.
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Hey guys
I was think to make a Forums named PTT Jokes Club (PTTJC)
it;s a Forum that I'll put all the type of Jokes there
and everyone sign up and we will see what is the best and funny joke
that's will be great
but before I make it
chose one
(1- Agree
(2- Disagree
Let's see what you guys say
OK :P
VOTE:
Agree = 0
Disagree = 1
Last edited: Friday, January 20, 2006 at 1:35:25 PM