The Book Of ThinkTanks Revalation (The end of the TT world)

1: The Digi-Beast
¹ On the first day, a platform will cometh upon the servers. It's name will be "Holo-Station". ² This manefestation hereof will consume all other platforms, from Atari to Nintendo with grief.³ And a plague of Chapter 11 will consume the old "big-shots".⁴ Whoever doth not recieve the mark of the "next generation" beast (A power sign), will be condemned to what it's creator thinks to be misery and torment in a lake of 8-bit lag.

2: The 4 Plagues
¹ And our masters, the men of Shockwave will send out four agents to a boardroom.² They will shouteth, "Death to all who play Holo-Station, for they are spoiled and selfish.³ Peace and eternity to TTers, for they have been humble and stayed true to which that has stood the test of time (TT)".⁴ Then, the first agent will pour out his plague, lag, upon all the servers, and wires, and hard drives of the Holo-Station.⁵ And the evil disciples will shout and curse at Shockwave, but will not return to TT.⁶ And the second agent will pour out his plague, team killers, upon the Holo-Station. And the disciples will again curse Shockwave for bringing this plague, but they will not repent.⁷ And the third agent will pour out his plague, flamers, upon the Holo-Station. And the disciples will endlessly condemn and curse at Shockwave for their doing, but the disciples of the Holo-Station will not repent.⁸ And finally, the fourth agent will pour out his plague, server crash, upon the Holo-Station and a voice will echo out from the boardroom shouting "It is laggy!"

3: The Torment of the Holo-Station's Creator
¹ And the maker of the Holo-Station will be bound and gagged by a group of faithful ThinkTankers, and he will be cast into an abyss of 8-bit pong where he will be tormented for 35 years.

4: The End of the Gaming World as We Know It
¹ And finnaly, the Shockwave executive will release the Holo-Station creator, and he will be free.² And he will attempt to rebuild his dark empire and unite the next-generation people of the world.³ And they will march on the headquarters of Shockwave.⁴ And the executive will engulf all outside in a lake of lag, and with them, the Holo-Station creator, and finnaly, all game systems will explode.⁵ And the Shockwave executives will form a new TT and a new master server, no lag, no tears, no banning, no BMing, no TKing, and no server kicking.⁶ All will be right and peacefull. And this time will come soon.⁷ "Rest, my TTers, for you shall inherit the gaming earth." This is the Word of Shockwave.

Last edited: Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 1:53:29 AM

DUDE THATS FRICKIN' HILARIOUS!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! That is one friggin creative imagination!! XD (Or is it??!! :S )

All hail ?

I made it all up! I'm glad you laughed! XD

Are the ThinkTanks servers like somewhere in china?
Because it seems as though no one ever made them "repent".
but its funny as heck gj!

And the bible.... Hmmm I wonder where you got it from

Yes it was based on the Bible, but I didn't plagerize. I made up my own charachters (The holo-station and the digi-beast) and bent it to sound TTish. The Bible never mentions anywhere the world of electronic games, let alone, TT. Bottom line: its kick-butt funny! :) %) XD

Then you didn't make it all up

Oh lay off jac, it was still cool

Thats good u should write a book on it

I have an Atari 2600 and I love playing pong. 35 years of pong wouldn't be bad IMO. :)

18 Children, it is the last hour, and as you have heard that teamkiller is coming, so now many teamkillers have come. Therefore we know that it is the last hour. 19 They went out from us, but they were not of us; for if they had been of us, they would have continued with us. But they went out, that it might become plain that they all are not of us. 20 But you have been appointed by Bravetree, and you all have knowledge. 21 I write to you, not because you do not know Battle Mode, but because you know it, and because no teamkiller is in Battle Mode. 22 Who is the liar but he who denies that -z- is alive? This is the teamkiller, he who denies -z- and Bravetree. 23 No one who denies Bravetree has TT. Whoever confesses TT has Bravetree also. 24 Let what you learned from the beginning abide in you. If what you learned from the beginning abides in you, then you too will abide in PTT and in the Mods. 25 And this is the promise that -z- made to us -- low ping. - 1 Tank 2, PTT

_{Apologies to 1 John 2, ESV}

Last edited: Friday, December 09, 2005 at 2:47:34 PM

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P XD

LOL.... I found an Atari 2600 at Targets today $39.00 what a deal.

P.S.
I had pong when it first came out.

Last edited: Friday, December 09, 2005 at 3:34:41 PM

No offense but..I didnt find it very funny.. %) _{don't critisize me for this!}