Hey my mates

I have picked up some big projects the last few weeks so am saying catch ya'll later for at least six months, until work cools off. Will be spending a fair bit of time away from home without broadband internet so wont be playing TT much at all.

Will drop in PTT whenever I can and say G'day and hope to have a few games and catch up with some of you before I leave for my first outing on saturday.

Will miss seeing ya Nuts&Bolts, PEST, 44, BC, MissedMe, Bloops, Woot, Hakko, woohoo, fishtank.... Etc ect

But you guys have my email so keep in touch...and I will too.

Stay safe friends and see yas soon...

Squid, signing off from Down Under.(for now........ The drunk laggard will return)

Oh Maaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn!!

Squids my friend I will miss you buddy please send me an e-mail when you get a chance to my yahoo account, you will be missed my friend yer a great guy and I will miss ya.

WooT

Have fun Roo. Will miss ya!

If you hadn't noticed that's SquidRing not Roo... ;)

See ya SqR.

PISS OFF Kangaroo Jack! XD

Ah man
Now who is going to take out 44 wife ? :P
Will miss ya Squid.
Stay in touch. B)

Take care matey and see ya when you comeback.

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward
ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house
training.

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of
face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.

SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and
textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal
limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.

SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him.

SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was
them.

SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room
you're in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.

SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.

SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.