Need I say anymore... We drink more, burp more (just ask Squiddy), better lovers, more attractive and better looking....

SSMe

Last edited: Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 7:57:01 PM

My feet smell pretty bad.
Bet I can beat you there.

@ SSMe show us a picture! They say it's worth a thousand words. XD

Last edited: Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 8:57:43 PM

@ Delta,

No probs I will dig up my pics, and post them. Give me a couple of days, and I will reveal all.

SSMe

@ KBC,

Ever been with Squiddy after game fishing... No showers for several days. I tell you what you can get high off Squiddy even before the trawler hits the heads at Western Australia.

You can get so high off Squiddy's ordor that drug users are bottling the aromas for that ultimate high.

SSMe

Squiddy posted this photo, and I thought it was Napalm- talk about odor...

What is this??? Pick on Squid day?

And no that pic is not of me LGM if you look closely the guy has two ass-holes.
I have three,

@ Squiddy,

If you are up to it, old man, via webcam link... I propose we have a contest.. Aussies vs World in a drinking competition. Rules is simple. First person to fall loses for that team, and no girly drinks allowed.

SSMe

Righto old boy. I am ordering a webcam as we speak.
I will be trying to beat David Boons record... Without the plane trip.
(Only aussies will get that one)
Go boony you f-ing legend.

David Boon is definitely the god of drinking!!!!! In David Boon we trust!!!!

NOW we patiently wait for a response from the other team... Well that's if they front at all.

SSMe

Actually this could be interesting Australia vs Europe vs USA vs South USA vs Canada vs Asia vs Reest of the World. F**K TBML or PSL this is the one which is gonna seperate the men from the boys.

Sign up!!!!

SSMe

@Squiddy- naw, not picking on you- I said I thought it was napalm. He had 5 or 6 threads he was discussing his gas in a while back, then started his own fart thread... So I thought he deserved credit for odor.

When are the Aussie's ever going to win the Australian Open.............

@ MH,

Too busy drinking!!! Who cares about the tennis, that's only a smoke screen to bring more tourists in.

SSMe

Shame your not as good as us in cricket! Wootewoo !

^ bad light my arse

^^ LMAO Cat

@ CAT,

Too freaking funny!!!

@ Pedro,

The poms win their Ashes for the first time in what seems like a century, and you guys think that the sun shines from your butthole. Spare me the symantics, and get a reality check.

Just remember that the person who allowed England to win where the umpires, obviously we didn't pay them enough.

Australia is still the number one nation is both one day, and test series!!!!

SSMe... All this typing is making me thirsty..... Got one for me Squiddy!!

^BBBBBUUUURRRRRPPPPP SSMe Got your back matey..... CHeers!!! As for the poms.... BAD LIGHT MY ARSE..... Warney you freaken legend. Light one up for me brother!!!!

Last edited: Sunday, September 25, 2005 at 4:22:10 AM

LOL Squiddy.... I mean what the F**K is that all about when they serve you warm beer??? Got no electricity, or can't afford a freaking fridge??? It's not the dark ages!!

SSMe

If you mean, "...butchering the English language", then Yeah!

Scientists capture giant squid on camera.

...but the truly remarkable photo is here. :)

Cool pics... I bet you could make a SuperSize Me SquidRing outta that critter XD

@ KBC,

Too funny!!!!

@ Squiddy,

...... Comments pls...... Or are you recovering from a hangover???

SSMe

Aussies drink more well that's to be expected. THEY HAVE ALL THE BAR JOBS IN SCOTLAND so they must have good training ha ha ha

SSMe, been away for work. Just got back and yes I have a hangover so comments will come in due course.

SSMe, WHERES THE PICS!

Ok - just had a chance to check this thread and I must say LMFAO KBC

Thats a farken pearler man!!!

Except how many times do I have to tell you guys.... Aussies dont drink Fosters !!!
We export it to other countries where people have no taste.

Cheers

Last edited: Monday, October 03, 2005 at 5:22:44 AM

@ Squiddy,

These foreigners have no idea when it comes to drinking beer, especially when they buy the beer that Australia rejects, which is why it makes Australia the best.....

Just finished a massive drinking marathon over the long holiday weekend... The victims lots of beer, vodka, and other miscellaneous drinks I was given.

Highlights... Playing TT blind as a bat, and kicking butt... Don't understand how I wasn't pulled over, I reckon you could get blind on my breath alone. Don't need fishing rods to catch fish, my breath, and that would have been enough. I suppose it gives a new definition to beer battered fish.

SSMe