Number 10

"How do you shoot?"

Last edited: Tuesday, January 27, 2004 at 11:51:23 AM

LOL

Number 9

"Whats that purple thing on the map?"

Seriously what is the purple thing? XD

Last edited: Tuesday, January 27, 2004 at 12:40:37 PM

"What's the green round thing?" :P

WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!

Lol

Language? Was it something I said? Or are you joking again.

I meant the goal not the smiley.

Last edited: Tuesday, January 27, 2004 at 1:51:27 PM

Number 7:

"My team must die"

Number 6:

"Hi, I'm Zach"

Number 5:

"OH HI!!!!"

Number 4:

"Why do I keep getting killed" or

"I love cliff diving"

Last edited: Tuesday, January 27, 2004 at 3:17:27 PM

Nuber 3:

"wana join the seals??"

"wanna join the seals?"

"wanna join the seals?"

Number 2:

"Where's my base?"

OM

Last edited: Tuesday, January 27, 2004 at 3:00:46 PM

1. How do you play?......

Thats just my opionen...make a new number 1 if you want

How do I get a ufu? [sic]

-Z-

Yes it was a joke Ken.

Hehe, OK ;) XD

Number -1 (?)

Ufo pleas

Ufo Fleas

Upo Pleese

Ufo Pleease

Ufo Ufo Ufo

/uio

/ufoa please

/coffee

Ufy please

UfO pLeAsE

Please, ufo?

Can I have ufo pleese?

Please?

-z-, can you boot people?

-z-?

-z-, are you there?

What is spam PROTECTION?

-z-?

Anonymous has been kicked from the server by -z- |Admin|.

-1

"alien sexist or aliens exist?"

-2

"j00 D34d ph00"

I hate people that can't type properly. Seplling typo's aree ok but I can't stand "L33t".

-3

"PRED CLONES!"

I'm afraid of pred.

-4 why do they keep shooting at me and stealing the flag

-5 hi my name is filbert

-6 hey gimme the flag arsehole I wanna go play in their hole its more fun!!

@Bolo: I liked that last comment XD but -Z- might edit it :(

I love Oddball's and Nathen's....ok...Nathen's.....

-7

I am the best player alive..Geez I can kill anyone!

-8

Haha Ive got the flag Bet you cant catch me!

-9

"Welcome to Banana City"

Aliens - I must admit to some curiosity on that point. XD

# 6 "How do I get this thing off the top of my tank?"

Full Refund

Last edited: Thursday, January 29, 2004 at 12:41:43 PM

Are they alien sexist????err.....do they just exist????

"are they serious about being kicked for team killing. Hmmm I wonder..."

"why dont u want to dive with me?"

"hi I am ____ the battlemode servers are all full. Who cares about a stupid flag?"

*Bump!

This thread slayed me! Hilarious stuff!

I loved the one with "Hi, I'm Zach"

I almost lost my lunch from laughing so hard.

Rabban, switch to a light!

How do you MOd

I veou to mud

I waun to nud se uof

I mint ufo

You r nut tukkng 2 me

I am med

I will kiw u new

# -X: "Hi I am new"

# -X - 1: "hi genghis kahn"

Still my favorite is on non-z- servers when morons are all:

/ufo

/ufo

Etc

As if it might work the second time....morons

B

HAHAHAHAHA!!! That was just what I was gonna say, only "wanna join my team" N yes, the non server "/ufo" is hilarious.

Last edited: Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 4:07:06 PM

# - whats FU stand for?

_________________________________

Yeah it does mean what you think

Another one......"whats the point of teams??"

B

I don't like hearing this during CTF...

"Go get the scrum, I'll camp"

Argh!!!!

Hers two:

"Why does he still have the scrum when hes in the goal?"

You know how it says press /help for help? Well...

"/help"- I'v tried that it doesn't do anything.

1.Why is my tank shiny on the radar when I have the flag?

2.What does "kicked" mean?

Or

Why cant I kill my own team?

3.(after saying #2) What happens when I kill my team?

4.Why is that green ring surrounded by rocks?

5./bigboss

6."/help" Why aren't we playing in PTT Survivor?

7.Can yuo mak ite so we can be big ufops and te big ufois hav yellowe brans?

8.Hello Oda Nobunga [Bot]! Could you make me a mod??

9.Why do numbers pop on the middle of the screen when I have the flag in the big green ring thingy?

10.what do "lol", "woot", "lmao" , "roflmao", "j/k", and "ty" mean?

LOL! You forgot the unnecissary 15 spaces in between each of the words though.

11 - help me! Please someone help me! I put in the modwizard and it didnt work and I want to mod and it doesnt work! I did everything that z said and it didnt work still! Whenever I press control m it doesnt do anything and I put all the right things in the right places! I dont get why it wont work even tho I put everything where it was supposed to go and it still doesnt work! I need help because I have checked double checked and triple checked this and it still doesnt work! Why doesnt it work! I really want to be a big modder like nathan or ishbuu or 187 but I cant get modwizard to work even tho I put everything in the right places and checked double checked and triple checked it! So can someone please help me?????????????????????????????????? [repeat this several times, flooding chat in the process]

Personally, I would stop reading at the help me part in the beginning.

Very good

I hwil bwan yew becus u r being bettewr thne nme r, an dI wem de bestestest o sa;ll or of* de CTWEF ''ers. Asd your shuld gow awrry.

I will ban you! -z- old me how

Don't killllm eee dis is scuwm <---rofl

Nice ones Filbertand Spunk. Thank you for your comments.

Culd_________yuo_______mak_____me_____a_____big_____ufo_______wit_____a_____yellowe_____bran

"Anyone want to come to my MOD"

"-z-, can we have a private meeting?"

"-z- why are you ignoring me"

"Z HELLO!!"

"-z- why do you act like you don't know me?"

"-z-?" "-z-?" "-z-?" "-z-?" "-z-?" "-z-?" "-z-?"

WILL YOU PEOPLE LET HIM PLAY THE F'IN GAME!!!

10. What are the controls, Mark?

9. What does PTT stand for?

8. -z-, can you make me a big ufo? I want to be a big ufo! MAKE ME A BIG UFO! *mark* -z- isn't in the server Pog {Bot}.

7. What do these people mean when they say, "RADAR"...

6. "ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!"

5. Let's play dinisaurs! Rar rar rar! <-- Making direct reference to -v-.

4. There is no 4.

3. There is no 3.

2. There is no 2.

1. Hello, my name is Pins and Needles...

1. Hello, my name is Mark IBotI

This is how the "lets play dinosaurs" thing sprouted:

-v-:lets paly dinisars

-v-:rar

-v-:rar

-v- has been eliminated by

AIM{+}HERE(KA7)!

-v-:rar

AIM{+} HERE(KA7): rar

AIM{+} HERE(KA7):*meow*

FilbertMM(AU/SA):*tweet*

LONEWOLF(UF/AB):ok everyone STOP SPAMMING!!!!!!

Last edited: Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 1:05:38 AM

My names Mark (da) IBotI, and don't forget it either.

"hey how come I didnt switch to the green team"

Hey how come I didnt switch to the blue team

Hey how come I didnt switch to the red team _{...with a yellow brain and a big ufo}