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"A question of etiquette as I pass: Do I give you the ass or the crotch?" - Tyler Durden
And then......Depression set in... :o - Bill Murray (is that how you spell it?)
Only lethal on days that end with "Y"
I'm doing a TV Show line! " *rubs his chin* *chin cleft falls off* Oh...So that's where they went...*puts back in pants* - Peter Griffin
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and to kickass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." Nada, AKA Rowdy Roddy Piper from the movie "They Live"
"Now what we've got here is a failure to communicate." —Cool Hand Luke
"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes" —Leslie Nielson, "The Naked Gun"
" You thought. Do me a f***** favor. Shut up, listen, and learn. Look, I know that this is your first day and you don't really know how things work around here, so I will tell you. You have no brain. No judgement calls are necessary. What you think means nothing. What you feel means nothing. You are here for me. You are here to protect my interests and to serve my needs. So, while it may look like a little thing to you, when I ask for a packet of Sweet-N-Low, that's what I want. And it's your responsibility to see that I get what I want." —Kevin Spacey, "Swimming with Sharks" **One of the greatest movies ever made**
"Melodrama coming from you is about as normal as an oral bowel movement"— Randal, "Clerks"
I love movie quotes!
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes.
Invite a retard to a picnic and you'd better expect to get drool in the potato salad.
(in a nerdy way says) GOSH! JEESHE! FRekin idiot... From Napolien Dynamite the guy who said it - Napolian. :P
"I'll get you, my pretty... And your little dog too!!!! - Wizard of Oz
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
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"Hey! You scratched my anchor!!" Rodney Dangerfield, movie Caddyshack, after he plowed a rowboat in two with his 40ft speedboat. %)
There are many more from that movie....
"What'd you do now focker?" - Robert De Niro (Meet The Fockers)
I love that line!! Hilarious!! He says it so funny!!
Mal walks up to a buddah statue next to inara wearing a shawl.
MAL: Dear buddah, for chirstmas please give me a pony and plastic rocketship and a-
INARA:(angrily) MAL! What are you doing here?
MAL: Well, I do beleive you asked for help
INARA: yes, but I never thought for a second you would be stupid enough to come!
MAL: (amusedly) that makes you a bit of a tease now doesn't it?
After big, violent chase scene. Simon comes running over to the hurt crew, and looks at his sister who is fine.
SIMON: River! Are you ok?
RIVER: (shocked) I swallowed a bug.
kaylee comes running in. Looks at simon who wasn't even in the chase.
KAYLEE: (flirty worried) Are you OK?
MAL:(almost screaming) is HE ok?
This and more from SERENITY! In theaters now, but not for long folks!
Pardon my rudeness, I cannot abide useless people.
Red vs Blue...
Episode 59
Very funny conversation...
(Donut, Sarge, and Simmons are trying to shoot Griff, who is standing above them on a cliff)
Sarge: Donut, your going out of turn!
Donut: I thought I went after Simmons...
Sarge: No, we go in line! It goes you then me, then Simmons, back down to me, then you, then me, then me, then Simmons, then me, then me, then Simmons, me, me, Simmons, You, Simmons, me, me, me, Simmons, you, me.... Then me again... It Makes Perfect Sense!
Simmons: Doesnt that mean you go twice as much? Or....ten times as much?
Griff: OW!
Sarge: This is the best game since Griff-Ball
Griff: I'm Not Coming Down!
Sarge: Hey Griff! Move back and forth like one of those ducks at the carnival! No dont duck! That makes you harder to hit! Act like a duck!
Simmons: Wait a minute, that was my turn!
Sarge: This is the lightning round!
Simmons: Who's in the lightning rou-
Sarge: Me...
^Lol! Love Red vs Blue. XD
"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"
Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.
Rofl, 11, love spinal tap. Hilarious. Maybe we should take that multiplied by fo.
Jack Crabb: General, you go down there.
General Custer: You're advising me to go into the Coulee?
Jack Crabb: Yes sir.
General Custer: There are no Indians there, I suppose.
Jack Crabb: I didn't say that. There are thousands of Indians down there. And when they get done with you, there won't be nothing left but a greasy stain. This ain't the Washite River, General, and them ain't helpless women and children waiting for you. They're Cheyenne brave, and Sioux. You go down there, General, if you've got the nerve.
General Custer: Still trying to outsmart me, aren't you, mule-skinner. You want me to think that you don't want me to go down there, but the subtle truth is you really *don't* want me to go down there!
- From "Little Big Man" (I usually paraphase it down to..."You go down there. You go down there if you've got the nerve.")
The thing is with this thread is that there are too many responses for me. My wife and I are huge movie fans and we tend to express ourselves using movie quotes since the movie scene provides so much background and meaning to the quote when we use them in our daily situations. It also provides a wonderful inside joke and subculture language that we share.
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Custer got Sioux-ed. Love Little Big Man, but I always leave the movie a little torqued off. Hmmmm...That and Mississippi Burning...
And from one of my favorite movies:
Tommy: Does this tie make me look fat?
RIchard: No, your face does.
Or
Tommy: A lot of people go to college for 7 years.
Richard: Yeah, I know. They're called doctors.
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Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal in a cafe when Meg Ryan does this.
Ohhh aaaahhh ooohhhhhh aahhhhhhhhh oooooooohhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh Yeeeeeeees Yeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss Yeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss!!
Waitress comes to the table next to them and asked the lady sitting in the booth what she would like.
Lady says: I'll have what she's having!
Movie: When Harry met Sally
And............
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
Movie: Dirty Harry
I see dead people.
Movie: the sixth sense
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If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor here. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So, pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the f'ing car.
You wanna be a jedi?!? HAHAHAHA!!! -Yoda In STAR WARS:JEDI TRAINING
the infidells must burn!!! -the doll(who looks like george lucas) of Yoda's brother,Yoder in STAR WARS:DARK JEDI BATTLE
Bow chicka bow wow! Prepare for the emergance of THE ARK!!!!
-slightly above "n00b" level-
Proud leader of The Covenant and proud member of Night Stalkers
I got a couple from Boondock Saints (best movie in the world, you have to see it if you haven't):
Rocco: Whata fin' idiot!
Fin'... What the fin' f... Who the f...
F this fn'... How did you two fin' fks... Fk!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
Rocco: *bangs on table, gun fires, cat explodes all over wall*
"I can't believe that just fing happened!"
"...is it dead?"
^All obviously censored. The script doesn't do it justice, you have to see the movie to even expierence a fraction of it.. ;)
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^ is wrong... SERENITY is the best... And firefly
"Mercy is the mark of a great man"
::STAB!::
"Guess I'm just a good man..."
::STAB!::
"Eh, I'm alright!"
Pardon my rudeness, I cannot abide useless people.
"...bring you lasagna for lunch. Most of them just cheat on you" -silent bob "clerks"
"time....a companion. That goes with us on our journey and reminds us to cherish the moments of our lives, because they will never come again." picard, "star trek generations"
"is it the frank or da beans"
-something about mary
"....to the nearest parallel dimension." -ray
"that oughtta do it. Thanks ray" -peter
"ghostbusters"
"im sorry, kathrine's not here right now but if you would like to leave your name and number she will be happy to get back with you" -kevin "spacecamp"
"LOOK we are trying to do a wedding here which has NOTHING to do with love, PLEASE BE QUIET"
-minister "spaceballs"
"ahhhh....home crap home"
-tom hanks "money pit"
"if you hit another wrong note, we'll all b flat"
-mikey "goonies"
"you gotta go you gotta go"
-malcolm, "jurassic park"
"there are several sacred things in this world. ONE of them is another man's fries. Now you remember that, and you live yourself a long and healthy live"
-louis "men at work"
"well maybe you'll meet the right girl and all that will change"
-mahoney "police academy"
"...just sort of space out...
-peter "office space"
"why dont you give it to me right now"
-norris "code of silence"
"Yeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaw!"
-Slim Picken's character in Dr.Strangelove
"That is not my dog"
-hotel clerk in The Pink Panther Strikes Again
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^ LOL no pun intended I hope.... 8o
Best line ever was in the original National Lampoons Vacation, scene "Quest For Fun", when Clark snapped. I'd quote it, or do an audio link but it is not for the young ears.
I'm a masterpiece of self-destruction
- Burt, Tremors 3
Beavers and ducks!
- Terry, Bandits
Ripley: These people are here to protect you. They're soldiers.
Newt: It won't make any difference.
Apone: All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!
Newt: We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... Mostly.
Frost: It's hot as hell in here.
Hudson: Yeah man, but it's a dry heat!
Hudson: Well that's great, that's just f***in' great man. Now what the f*** are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty s*** now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the f*** are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
Bishop: I'm afraid I have some bad news.
Hudson: Well that's a switch.
Ripley: I feel like kind of a fifth wheel around here, is there anything I can do?
Apone: I dunno, is there anything you can do?
Apone: Allright, sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill!
Hicks: Marines, we are LEAVING!
Ripley: Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
Hudson: Man, this floor's freezing.
Apone: What do you want me to do, fetch your slippers for you?
Hudson: Gee, would you sir? I'd like that.
(Apone points at his face with middle finger)
Apone: Look into my eye.
Burke: Ho-ho-hold on one second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Ripley: They can *bill* me.
- Aliens
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Agent Smith: You hear that Mr. Anderson?... That is the sound of inevitability...
Morpheus: There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.
Morpheus: You have to let it all go, Neo. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mind.
-The Matrix
Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
- Star Wars
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David St. Hubbins: He died in a bizarre gardening accident...
Nigel Tufnel: Authorities said... Best leave it... Unsolved.
[Replacemen Players]
"I know you're tired, I know you're hurtin'... I wish I could say something that's classy and inspirational... But it wouldn't be our style. Pain heals, chicks dig scars... Glory lasts forever."
You're playing, and you think everything's going fine, but then one thing goes wrong... And another... And another... And you try to fight back, but the harder you fight, the deeper you sink... Until you can't move... You can't breathe... Because you're in over your head. Like quicksand."
(The best part: When a teammate responds, "That's some deep s---, Shane. Some deep s---."
[The Jerk]
The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in print! That really makes somebody! Things are going to start happening to me now.
[The Three Amigo's]
Hold it El Guapo! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!
You son of a motherless goat!
[Roxanne]
And I was just thinking: as much as I really admire your shoes, and as much as I'd love to have a pair just like them, I really wouldn't want to be *in* your shoes at this particular time and place.
Fashionable: You know you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger... Like Wyoming!
Polite: Would you mind not bobbing your head; the orchestra keeps changing the tempo.
Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye Seattle.
Obvious: Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face.
It's not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's inside that counts!
[LA Story] **** Favorite movie
I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
Hello, this is Harris. I'm in right now, so you can talk to me personally. Please start talking at the sound of the beep.
I'd like a Coffee half calf, with a twist of lemon..
Hi, My name is Mark, I'll be your robber today..
[HouseSitter]
Wow! You're a genius. You're like the Ernest Hemingway of bullshit.
OK, STEVE MARTIN is the most quotable... : )
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^ Wild and crazy guy.
"I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it."
"For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex!"
@ Prey,
I remember that movie Roxanne and that scene where he does the nose jokes and whips those two fools with a tennis rackets at the begining of the movie are classic, I miss those Steve Martin Movies, great post Prey.
I don't know if your old enough but do you remember Steve Martin on SNL.
A couple of wild and crazy kinda guys....
And the new drug, Let's get small, let's get really really small..
RS
@ WSE Verry funny I saw that one 2. Mine,phrase or song whatever,I rock peas on my head but dont call me a pea head put bees on my head but dont call me a bee head bruce lees on my head but dont call my a lee head now please excuse me I gottsta get my tree fed I have name brands and I make my own clothing I hang out with an apple who loves self loathing "I hate my self" pancake on my face makes me extra happy I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy its my show u cant tell me what to do when life hands me lemons I make beef stew so yo I gotta go its time for me to rock it I put balogne in my left pocket smear some cream cheese in my gold locket its my show im andy milonakis its my show im andy milanakis----------andy milanokis show on mtv watch it some time its hilarious ;)
@ Rabban
Frost: It's hot as hell in here.
Hudson: Yeah man, but it's a dry heat!
Fellow aliens fan - thats my fav line.
Watched it about 80 times I reckon.
Cheers
SR
The "Kyle's Mom" song, which sadly I can not quote anywhere on ptt! :'(
They could surender to us, but I would'nt count on it. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
Ah, Butch and Sundance-
Butch Cassidy: Then you jump first.
Sundance Kid: No, I said.
Butch Cassidy: What's the matter with you?
Sundance Kid: I can't swim.
Butch Cassidy: Why you crazy, the fall will probably kill you.
And then the jump...
"Say hello to my little friend ! "
Scar Face ! B)
Listen. And understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
- Kyle Reese, The Terminator
Muad'Dib: We Fremen have a saying: "God created Arakis to train the faithful." One cannot go against the word of God.
Paul Atreides: I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
Chani: Tell me of your homeworld, Usul.
Baron Vladimir Harkonnen: I won't tell you who the traitor is, or when we'll attack. However, the Duke will die before these eyes and he'll know, he'll know, that it is I, Baron Vladimir Harkonnen, who encompasses his doom!
Paul Atreides: Father... Father, the sleeper has awakened!
Fremen warriors: Shai-Hulud!
Dune
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@ Lonewolf - I think your wife is tried of that introduction to foreplay. ;)
Rabban, that was a low blow...
...You double posted you fiend! XD
Arthur"Ford im a couch" Ford"I know how it feels" (from hitchikers guide to the galaxy
I'd have to say this was my favorite Movie Line.
We camped there for 3 days!
From Justin to Kelly
moved me to tears. :'(
...in fact I still cry when I think about it.
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@Prey and 56: You could pretty much insert the entire script from The Jerk. Funniest movie ever made IMO.
That said, I think I've the best ever:
Meatballs (1979)
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Tripper: And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child joined hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or if we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!
Rest of group: IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER...
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to be on my toes.
Invite a retard to a picnic and you'd better expect to get drool in the potato salad.
@KBC: I was going to make a clever post that played along with your theme, but I typed in the phrase "from justin to kelly memorable quotes" and the search engine just laughed at me....
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"she turned me into a newt!....*awkward pause* I got better.-Monty Python