...I'd crash into the idiots on the highway. I wouldn't break or try to compensate for their idiocy, I'd just plow right into them then write them a check if need be.

OK, maybe not the most noble thing, but its something that comes to mind often. Obviously we'd all get out of debt, help our families and fellow man while traveling the world and doing good, but...

What are some of those secret things you'd like to do? Those off the wall, personal desires that you wish you could do if money wasn't an object?

I love penny candy, so if I had a million dollars I'd buy 100 million Tootsie Rolls...

Hmm, I would buy bravetree, then make them come out with a new TT XD

EDIT:

On a serious note, I would probably buy my family a new house. And for me, an Xbox 360 and a newer laptop.
And my mom a mustang she's always been telling me she wanted, although, I am not sure if that will get her less speed tickets.

And if I did have $1,000,000, you can bet you'd see me at the next TT convention.

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I would........buy Mexico :P

I'd buy me some art, a picasso, or a garfunkel.

I'd pay Bravetree to make TT2.

...and maybe buy a railroad... %)

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I'd buy myself a K-Car, a nice Reliant Automobile.

I'd buy a fur coat (not a real fur coat, that's cruel)

Hmmm. One million dollars......I would invest it all. Then use it when I actually need it someday.

Id buy a computer that doesnt lag... Sheesh. Arent you smart enough to think of that?

Hmmm... Expensive ketchups, like Dijon ketchups!

O I got a better idea! I'd buy a jeenie lamp, then ask the jeenie for another lamp, the for another lamp........so I'd have 1913243 wishes, then for every wish, I'd ask for a million buckerooskis (My way of sayin money, do, mula, ect.) XD

I would buy a all those airsoft guns that are, like, 1,000 dollars and whoop everyone at the camp. Of course, I would also tear down the house I have right now, buy the property next door, and build a bigger house. Then, it's porsche baxter all the way, baby. Then I would get an excelent guitar, recording studio, and such and such. Finally, since we are millionar's, and not just having 1 million dollars, I would open up my ow ice rink to compete with the dinky underfunded PSU one we have currently...

@56K: LeBaron rules! Forget about Reliant!

Mark my words: I'd give half away to friends and family and also would like to make a donation to TLC, i.e. The Land Conservancy; they buy land and turn it into nature sanctuary for future generations, pretty cool IMO. http://www.conservancy.bc.ca/

The rest would probably go down quickly between travel, vain spending, good life and idleness. :)

I'd buy the Barenaked Ladies albums and see what's happening in the thread...

But, more seriously, I like ^'s idea. I'd like to be able to do something like that, and also donate a goodly chunk to the food banks in the region.

Of course, I'd pay off my mortgage and bills, then have enough to live on, and room to give more.

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I'd buy you a green dress...

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I would burn it all...wait uhh...I would save up?..lol :)

...but not a real green dress, that's cruel.

If I had a million dollars, I wouldn't have to walk to the store.

...we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.
Are 4 of us cool, or just old?

Original Van Halen concert, Yankee Stadium, St. Andrews Golf Course, and of course, Amsterdam. XD

But we would eat Kraft dinner. (of course we would, we'd just eat more)

@fish- not age, no. Couldn't be. Maybe the others are still wet behind the ears.

I would buy a better router...

If I were a millionaire.. Hmmmmm
Oh! Wait I am a millionaire!
Life is GOOD, I LOVE AMERICA! :)

Let us give a moment of silence to those who are only Billion airs... :S.......

Ah what the heck, if I got millions...I would buy a monster truck, then run over bill gates with it XD

Ok seriously, back on topic, I would buy a house 23264735531243124632958464938674571657965439756753164659435 miles wide and

35734973282375238654732563953426573655849754524365439756347654654365406560543 miles tall XD

Then I would have an arcade, pool, amuesment park, zoo, food shops, trampelene, and a paintball grid inside the giant house XD

I would hire someone to steal all of Hanksta's possessions :P

Buy the Playboy Mansion XD

...I'd buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu)

_{LOL you bunch of old farts.}

...I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey).

Seriously though I would build a house, a great big greenhouse, and about 50 acres of land and create new and strange plants... He he he... Carnivorous ones.

^^ Emus are not exotic mate. Actually they are really nasty, and like kicking people.
Plus they taste like crap......

If I was a millionare I'd buy a brewery. Maybe Fosters, but then change the beer so it actually tasted good.

Squid

If I had a million dollars I would convert it into pounds, so I could use it.

I guess I would buy me a house, and then I'd buy furniture for my house, (maybe a nice chesterfiled or an ottoman).

First, I would build myself the best computer I can. Oh, and buy photoshop.

Next, I would scrap our wireless network and hire someone to wire the house up with wired internet.

Then I would save half what I have left and let it sit until I need it.

Then I would donate what is left of that to charities... And places I like. (Free Software Foundation)

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I'd build a tree fort in our yard

Oh, I would also spend about an eigth of it on fo fo's therapy sessions XD

Shopping List:

44's Theraputic Cream - $ 1000

A new Spirit's Haunt - $ 450,000 (flying broom and cloak included)

Acura RDX for myself when im too tired to fly - $50,000

Retirement Money for the folks - $ 300,000

PS3 - $600

Travel to next TT Convention (comon..please be Phily) - $ 100

Buying blitzer his daily alotment of Candy - $ 300

New Corvette Z06 for the old man - $198,000 (inlcuding special custom installments)

Being involved with the greatest community I have ever seen (TT) - pricelss (except the part where LONEWOLF came a snatched $ 20
:) )

>From the mind of the Spirit

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Only 300 bucks? That's all I am to you?

With me stowing away XD

I'm asuming you want your plastic warts back for that too huh...

Hmm.. I would
-Help my folks pay off the house and car %)
-Give 300,000 to each of my parents to help with retirement B)
-Goof off with whatever's left :P

Once the tree fort is built, maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere...

Yeah, we could just go up there and hang out, like open the fridge and stuff,
and there would already be laid out foods for us, like little pre-wrapped sausages and things.

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon.

^ and self-unwrapping pre-wrapped women?

Preferably in a fairly cool fridge

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Met many women that didn't seem like they just came out of a fairly cool fridge? XD

I wanted bacon 56k!

If I had a million dollars...... I'd be rich XD

I'd clone my wife, but in the process repair all her genetic defects and physical problems. After accelerating the clone's development to a nice 25yo, I'd have her spirit and soul transfered to the new body and donate the old one to science.

Hmm, guess I'd have to build a time machine as well and take us both to the future in order to have all this done. Of course, if I had the time machine I'd just go back in time tell her to watch out for that car and not to stand on a chair stacked on a table then I could skip the whole cloning thing. I'd also tell her earlier on that her dad had a brain tumor instead of a sinus infection. Of course, with all those changes, she might end up with some other dude at another college and I'd be with someone else. That's the thing with time travel, it can really get tricky.

Maybe I should go for a refrigerator with a padlock and, oh yes, huge, pectoral muscles.

Would make myself a killer robot and RULE THE EARTH (of good)

^^ it takes a couple bil to clone.

And isn't time already set?

^ now he doesn't want to spend all of his million dollars...
What is he going to do with his 2 wives if he has no money? :P

" I would plant a tree in my yard so 56K Lagman could build a treehouse. Oh, and get my wifes 88 minivan painted."

There would defnitely be a TT2 in the works!

And breast augmentation would be in there for someone. %)