This is a new photo I found on yahoo news. Can you come up with a funny caption?

Here is my attempt:

The President and U2 frontman Bono complete their deal that will allow the Bush administration to use U2's song "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" as the theme music for their War in Iraq display in the President's Library that will document his legacy. Some detractors have termed it the WMD song.

Funny. And, 'hey there' Paisano. Hope you're well.

My entry: Boner and Bono.

Upon closer examination, surgeons who were planning to separate the conjoined twins realized that neither of the supposed "twins" was human, but rather, pompous, bloated cocks conjoined at the "taint.". Not phased in the least, surgeons plan to proceed with the surgery which carries a 99% chance of fatality. "well within acceptable risk levels," everyone in earshot opined.

Last edited: Friday, February 03, 2006 at 7:45:55 PM

I've got a gun at your back. Now shake his hand a**hole. And SMILE!

Last edited: Saturday, February 04, 2006 at 1:36:59 AM

After the Hurricane Katrina debacle, President bush promoted Bono as the director of FEMA. Bush stated, hey Bono couldn't do much worse, and if he does we'll just distract the public with a mediocre song.

The Irish rock star Bono, has been asked by the American President to create a "Bush in office" theme song.

Bono, who simply stated, What?

Song title considered are:

We love OIsama
Beat aroung the Bush
Dazed and confused remix
White house monkey
Who's my daddy?
Frat boy rap
Dick's just wanna have fun
Washinton Pawshington
My wife married a bush
Middle East Peace, Who needs it?
Chimpy the leader
I got gas money
Chimmy Chimmy Cheney

Last edited: Friday, February 03, 2006 at 8:12:29 PM

Lol all funny. :P

Bono stresses to El Capitán Bush that his administration is the pitts. Senior Bush didn't understand so Bono felt obligated to show the "all wise and knowing" a physical demonstration.

Bono takes time out of his busy schedule, to spend time with the metally handicapped. "Sure I have lots of things to do, but the reward is bringing looks of joy to their simple faces. Bono was reported to have said to Georgy "Yes bomby go boom, but bomby mean ouchy, bad bomby." Georgy replied "Yeah!! Bomby" and clapped his hands.

Last edited: Saturday, February 04, 2006 at 3:02:35 AM

Bono delivers a brilliant, impassioned speech on the righteousness of serving the poor. Bush doesn't listen.

Last edited: Saturday, February 04, 2006 at 12:15:14 PM

George Bush gives all right of iraq to U2's Bono today, hoping it will increase the moral of the soldiers and people. Unfortunately for the Irish rock star, the paper only had a title and fine print. Iraqis are worried.