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Usually I would make the statement "Pathetic" to such Threads, but this is just hilarious!!! Atleast for someone to share this to hundreds of people from ages 6 - 134 (Deja Vu)!
I say.. $@#$**(! (Hope thats better for you moderators)!(no it wasn't) =)
Last edited: Sunday, August 06, 2006 at 8:32:16 AM
Get rid of her
Trust as gone it will never be the same move on and get over your hurt
Next!
Do what makes you happy, If you can be happy in life with this person with the memory of this, then work it out,
Shower those flowers on someone more bloop-worthy.
Kick the b... Out and find someone better.
You don't have to let go of one rope before grabbing the other. But you'll have to let go of one if you want to swing forward.
Last edited: Sunday, August 06, 2006 at 8:47:09 AM
^lol
Nail her best friend and take pictures.
Last edited: Sunday, August 06, 2006 at 8:15:02 AM
^ I was thinking the same thing, actually. That, or invite another female into the situation :P Always has promise. I my opinion, though, it is never a defnite leave until you have to make a song like (click "Mad" when you get there, the opening one is sad) this .
Pardon my rudeness, I cannot abide useless people.
Last edited: Sunday, August 06, 2006 at 8:28:50 AM
Just the title of your thread shows you don't care for her very much; IMO a gentleman don't 'ditch the girlfriend'.
Also, how long have you been with her? 4 months? A year?
But aye, always heartbreaking. Especially her smile. Women are always more attractive when double-timing - and men too btw %) - that's the crazy thing.
Also do you know the guy?
Good luck.
As I had up for a short time earlier; whilst the original joke made me giggle... The number of people who can't read is making me pee myself...
Last edited: Sunday, August 06, 2006 at 2:53:23 PM
And as I had up earlier; you got me on that one bloop. However, I'd still nail the best friend, that's just sound relationship advice.
Now that I read it again I get it. Geeesh to funny
Heck just use the custions and keep the girl
The number of people who can't read is making my pee myself...
Not all over the new cushions!
Looks like it's time to move on...
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Get a couple bottles of scotch, listen to this album 10 times...and then you will know what to do
Come on GQ you know she deserves a life time ban.....strike three she is outta here.
Never go back to that ip again you may get a virus.
You have been warned. XD
Bloop, YOU got ditched already my friend. XD
Someone who likes that much pillow talk needs to begin paying for their psychotherapy.
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Take her pillows and see what happens
I love my randylion
How long have you guys been "dating" ill anseer when I no...... :P
It's time for...
Jadewind's Simple 3 Step Process To Dealing With "Happy" Girlfriends
Step 1.
Insert foot into Stalin boot.
Step 2.
Apply boot firmly to girlfriend's hindquarters.
Step 3.
Visit eharmony.com
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
No but you should kick her a**. Seriously.
"If God can be for us, who can be against us?"
-Paul 8:32
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I'm still waiting for pictures of her in the little tee!
{WalMart free for over 24 months!}
Eharmony.com rocks! %)
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I am not sure if I should mention this on a public forum, but here goes. I have been working away from Edinburgh for the last few weeks. This means the girlfriend has been on her own for 4 nights a week. I phone her regularly and everything but she still says she gets lonely. Anyway, I get back this weekend and she seems happier than normal and has a spring in her step. Nothing too obvious but just more happy. I start off asking if everything is okay and she laughs that everything is great. After a few drinks I joke that she is so happy because she is seeing another man. This is when the truth come out. Apparently it started Tuesday when it was a hot evening and she was sat in the garden in a little tee-shirt and shirt trying to cool down. She was sat on the swinging bench when the guy next door stuck his head over the fence and started chatting. They were chatting away for an hour or so until the wooden bench became uncomfortable and she went inside. The next night they did the same and then on the Thursday it happened apparently. She didn't plan it or anything, the urge just came upon her.
She has bought scatter cushions for the garden bench!
I am not sure we can stay together after this revelation.