-z- Disappearance Caught on Film!

(RECEPTOR RIDGE) August 8, 2004. I was just chatting casually with -z- the other day, and then all of a sudden - without warning - he began to sink further and further into the ground. And took the scrum with him! I have screenies to prove it! Experts conjecture that he must be frantically running around somwhere below the surface of Receptor Ridge. Please keep an eye out for him so we can come dig him out! We don't want to lose him. Next time you are on Receptor Ridge, listen carefully and you may be able to hear him calling out for help (but it may be a little muffled due to his excessive lag). Also, even if we can't find -z-, we at least need to find the scrum ball or we'll never be able to play scrum again! B)

Last edited: Monday, August 09, 2004 at 3:03:28 PM

A Killer Flea is a very hardy package, able to withstand environmental extremes for months. Burrowing deep into the frantic slopes of Receptor Ridge, it will hatch only when the right temperature and humidity are present.
* In this case around September when PsychoScrum 7.0 starts.
This ability to hibernate makes complete flea extermination almost impossible.

I'm afraid -z- and the rest of the Killer Fleas will be back unless we do something soon!!!!! :S :S :S :S

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh (long sigh of satisfaction).

An entertaining, amusing, intelligent thread with all good posts so far. How long can it last?

My contribution?

Rumor has it, -z- can be rescued, but it's gonna be expensive. Make your contributions now.

On a side note, I went looking for him early this morning in receptor ridge and ran into Bolo who was also running around the hills searching feabily as well. I asked Bolo if he was looking for -z-, and he said "Screw -z-, the bastard took the ball down with him and I can't score as a result." Heartless.

Gonna have to use sonar, or use a smart algorithm to calculate his exact location in relation to the sound of his voice. With his excessive lag, his tank is physically in front of the sound of his own screams.

K8

*disgusting flea sound*

I'm going to have to have a talk with -z- over this lapse of security. XO Letting other people see him enter the Super Secret, Ultra Secure Killer Flea Cave. This breach of security could have disastrous consequences for the entire world...

And this...people...is why we tankers are scared of untravelled mud-pits! I got my tank buried up to the Loader's hatch once! That damn volcanic mud is worse than quick-sand!

-z-! If your radio still works and you can hear me: Do NOT open the Tank Commander hatch without checking through the view-finder first! I am STILL getting ribbed for that little mistake! (Man, it smelled bad, too!)

- Bomb…James Bomb

Mr. Zoggles owns PTT I think he'd know what he's doing................unless he went unconsious on the way down! Or some evil lava brain monster in the filthy underbelly of Receptor Ridge got him. There goes the scrum ball....

That's just a script ;)

Cadc (SA) (Leader)

Maybe -z- wanted some "alone time" with the ball and took it underground XD

MY PRECIOUS!!! :P

Cadc (SA) (Leader)

And the answer to my question is...

Approximately 9 and a half hours.

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooo will never ever ever see the ball again why that little #$%&

I havent played scrum since friday night

B

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Bolo, he wanted alone time with it! ;)

@Bolo

A fictional story intended just to get some laughs.

Kinda makes you wonder what was in that ball...hmm..... :P

The flea's were not the first to have a super secret cave. The bandits discovered the Baaaa! Cave in early excavation. In our continued digging we have been unable to find Z.

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The search for -z- has taken a disturbing turn of events.

_{*I KNEW we should have sent Hum & Ri in there first.} :S

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

-Z- has been found! (At first, they thought it was 44 who was feared dead after playing several days in a row non-stop! However, dental records have proven that it was Z!)

Muhahahaha! My plan has come into fruitation!

Whoops...... Uhhh... Nothing. :S

Who knew the Bat cave was in Receptor Ridge :P
lmao KBC

Is that Adam West in the excavation footage or is that one of the after batmans?

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Holy Flea Cave KBC! LOL!!

Perhaps all the secret caves are connected by an elaborate labyrinth of tunnels under the maps. It's also possible that -z- encountered an undergound lava stream and got blown out of a volcano eruption. So really take a close look at the lava balls that go flying by to see if -z- (or parts of -z-) is on one of them.

NEW INFO! -z- sighted!

-z- has been found erupting out of a volcano! Rescue ufo's are on their way! Hang on -z-!

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Lmao

Roflmao!!

Oh boy, that TT font really comes in handy to make pics look real. XD

Hehehehehehehehehe, is there a way to make it so that your forum print uses a different font, Nathan? Force feed...?

No, forum posts always use the same font. :)

-z-'s tank found in ruins!

Oh dear, the fall seems to have broken his tank! All that has been found is the turret:

I'm tellin' you!

Heh. It's a little bizarre how -z- disappeared from PTT and ThinkTanks in general not long after this strange event. One wonders. Perhaps he really is swallowed up in Receptor Ridge? Nah… couldn't be, right? Right??! :o

I'ma skeered! :S All I know is I'm not going anywhere near Receptor Ridge. Wait a minute… what am I saying? I don't even play anymore! Nevermind… 8o

This is a bit off topic but how do you make one of those videos?

LMAO XD LIFE IS GOOD YET Where is -Z-?

Guys these are all veryu funny keep up the good work,Z WHERE ARE YOUUUUUU !!!!!!!!!!!!! Just move your turret 3 times and say , " There is no place like TT or PTT and you will come home !" B)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL TO FUNNY XD