Ill go First:

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN".
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new world.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people ran around yelling Free Willy.
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her, your ears pop.
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!".
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people scream "Taxi!".
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn".
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on a scale, it read "one at a time, please".
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued...".
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says "We don't do livestock."
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs.
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code.
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a VW.
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved.
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her.
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.
Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky.
Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to **** her.
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the **** good side.
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections.
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride her.
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball.
Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar.
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views.
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon.
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand.
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out.
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights.
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out.
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her.
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcom X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat she uses Redwoods to pick her teeth.
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.
Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the **** caused an eclipse.
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona - class Battleship.
Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth.
Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons.
Yo momma so fat The Himalayas are practice runs to prepare for her.
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get -------- off.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ.
Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94".
Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - Fat*** Jeans.
Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck.
Yo momma so fat she has her own zip code.
Yo momma so fat she wears two watches because she's in two time zones!
Yo momma so fat she thought gravy was a beverage.
Yo momma so fat I took her to a dance and the band skipped.
Yo momma so fat we went to Mt. Rushmore and she didn't know who's face to sit on.
Yo momma so fat I took her to dinner and the waitress had to take her order in shorthand
Yo momma so fat she had to get out of bed to roll over.
Yo momma so fat on Thanksgiving day she ate dinner for 6 hours, then said "I am going to walk this meal off." I said "Call me when you get to Brazil"
Yo momma so fat she has to wear a hat with a blinking red light to scare off the airplanes.
Yo momma so fat she reminds me of a toilet bowl! Short, round, full of water and full of shit!
Yo momma so fat that she may collapse under her own gravity and form a new black hole. Not even light will escape!
Yo momma so fat she was stopped by police dogs at the airport for having 300 lbs of crack under her dress.

^{Edited by Napalm}

Last edited: Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 6:16:53 PM

Wow, under the list of " Things to do when your bored "

I read em all. Every one. XD there were quite a few repeats though... 8o

Heres one...

Yo momma so dumb it took her hours to cook minute rice. %)

Yo momma so fat one day she wore a yellow rain coat and two guys jumped on thought it was a taxi cab.

Yo momma so stupid she thought a hand sandwich was made of hands :P

I like this one...

Yo mama so fat when shes sitting around the house shes really sitting around the house

Last edited: Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 5:58:19 AM

Lol funny, but please edit the swearing in "Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the f*** off. "

Yo mouth so dirty it took a bulldozer, a backhoe, and two disgruntled (and rightly so) moderators to clean it out.

lol, the bad momma jokes reapear from that server :P

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